Cool Dress, KimBy toddNovember 18, 2014

Kim Kardashian probably really thinks the Internet is at Best Buy getting repaired, but she’s still in Australia promoting something you hope you’ll spray on yourself called “Fleur Fatale”. But even when she’s trying to sell something it can’t be about the product, so she wore this latex dress. She probably had to keep the Crisco on her ass to get this thing on and even then I think the dress checked it’s insurance policy to see if it covered inhalers.

Kim Kardashian probably really thinks the Internet is at Best Buy getting repaired, but she’s still in Australia promoting something you hope you’ll spray on yourself called “Fleur Fatale”. But…

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Katie May Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 18, 2014

Jaden & Willow Smith are smoking that good, alien shit  Dlisted

Gwyneth Paltrow wrote a holiday gift guide. That is all.   The Superficial

Kendra Wilkinson decided to walk around in just a t-shirt (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Megan Fox‘s jeans are really tight   Popoholic

Alexandra Eriksson has the perfect booty   Hollywood Tuna

Hailey Clauson did Terry Richardson  Drunken Stepfather

Angelina Jolie’s words are magic  Fishwrapper

Kat Torres could get it   Moe Jackson

 

Jaden & Willow Smith are smoking that good, alien shit  Dlisted Gwyneth Paltrow wrote a holiday gift guide. That is all.   The Superficial Kendra Wilkinson decided to walk around…

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Diplo Seems Pretty MatureBy toddNovember 17, 2014
Diplo Seems Pretty Mature

 

Since Katy Perry‘s tits have infected his brain, Diplo started some shit with her sworn enemy, Taylor Swift, over Twitter then got smacked down by Lorde. That really should have been the end of it, but I guess Katy Perry told him he had to keep it going if he wanted to titty fuck her again, so her posted this pic on Instagram with the caption MY DICK GETS MORE HITS THEN TAYLOR SWIFT. All these chicks in this picture look like they were freed from a cargo tanker by the Coast Guard, yet he wants to make fun of Taylor Swift’s ass. I don’t know, it looks pretty lickable to me. I guess it’s just kinda hard to figure out who the girl is in this whole scenario.

  Since Katy Perry‘s tits have infected his brain, Diplo started some shit with her sworn enemy, Taylor Swift, over Twitter then got smacked down by Lorde. That really should…

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‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Got Canceled Because The Mama June Is Dating A Child MolesterBy toddOctober 24, 2014

Mana June, the mother of Honey Boo Boo and enemy of Ranger Smith in Jellystone Park, is dating a convicted child molester who forced one of her 8-year old relatives to perform oral sex on him. That type of behavior is frowned upon outside a trailer park

TLC has CANCELLED “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” TMZ has learned, in the wake of our story that Mama June is dating a convicted child molester who sexually abused one of her relatives. The decision comes one day after TMZ broke the story … June has been secretly dating Mark McDaniel, who got out of prison in March after serving 10 years for forcing oral sex on an 8-year-old. We’ve learned June has denied she’s seeing McDaniel, despite a photo we posted showing the 2 of them at a small party in a hotel room. TLC clearly did not believe her and cancelled the show because they felt she was putting her children at risk. TLC has shot an entire new season of episodes but will not air them. Although the show has fallen off its ratings high, we’re told it’s still very profitable, so TLC is taking a financial hit. But the network is not turning its back on the kids, telling us, “Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children’s ongoing comfort and well-being.” Our sources say the network will pay for tutors and counselors for the kids.

I’ve never seen one episode of this show, because why the fuck would I, but really only had to take a cursory  look at the cast to know that if they had a barbecue restaurant it would win blue ribbons in competitions because their barbecue would be made out of teenagers who broke down on the highway. These people are  The Hills Have Eyes. So why wouldn’t this chick think it was okay to bring a convicted child molester around her daughter? She probably thinks Mt. Dew is on the periodic table.

Mana June, the mother of Honey Boo Boo and enemy of Ranger Smith in Jellystone Park, is dating a convicted child molester who forced one of her 8-year old relatives…
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Kaley Cuoco Does YogaBy toddOctober 24, 2014

Kaley Cuoco got famous for being in a show about smart people made for dumb people, then she was considered hot even though she looks like Paula Deen most of the time. She was also a victim of The Fappening. She appears to be a victim of humidity in these pictures though.

Kaley Cuoco got famous for being in a show about smart people made for dumb people, then she was considered hot even though she looks like Paula Deen most of…

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Chrissy Teigen Left Twitter Because Of Death Threats Over A Gun Control TweetBy toddOctober 24, 2014

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before getting shot and killed himself. When I first saw “active shooter” in my feed, I pretty much assumed it was in America, then I was pleasantly surprised when I found out it was in Canada because 100 people probably just got shot in America while I was typing this sentence. Long story short, Chrissy Teigen tweeted this then people went apeshit.

active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in america, wednesday

People are calling this “controversial” and in “bad taste”, but if you want to call the truth those things, then you’re probably planning to take your 9-year old to an Uzi range this week. I won’t even get into the irony of a person receiving death threats over a tweet that fucking nails the gun problem we have in America, but again, this is America. Despite having every known advantage in the known world, and some of the greatest minds and technological advances in the history of mankind, we all live in a place where the majority of the people think that a tool as crude as a gun still has a place in society. For most part Americans are paranoid, are unable to see that the powers who control our government and media have us fighting over who paid more for the water hose as we watch our neighborhood burn to the ground then shock us with the docility stick with the McDonald’s Dollar Menu and the season premiere of The Walking Dead. At what point do things you see happen every single day stop becoming “tragedies”? At what point do I start posting more boobs on the site? This are both great questions to ponder.

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before…

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Lindsay Left Rehab EarlyBy toddJuly 31, 2013
Lindsay Left Rehab Early

 

Yesterday, sources claimed that Lindsay Lohan would be staying in rehab longer because she's focused on sobriety, and since we know Lindsay has been focusing on lying longer, she lactually left rehab six hours before her official release time. Hahah, oh that Lindsay!  E! Online reports:

Lindsay Lohan left rehab this evening upon completion of her 90-day sentence for reckless driving and giving false information to a peace officer stemming from a car crash last summer.  Though we heard that her official, yay-freedom release time was supposed to be at the crack of midnight, the actress was photographed leaving Cliffside Malibu at around 6 p.m. She was spotted smoking a cigarette outside the facility before she hopped into an SUV and was driven away.

I don't dabble in the stock market, but now it might me a good time to invest in vodka and cocaine futures. Are those things? Vodka and cocaine futures? Those should really be things that you can invest in I think. If you're a coke dealer in LA, you could go IPO today.

  Yesterday, sources claimed that Lindsay Lohan would be staying in rehab longer because she's focused on sobriety, and since we know Lindsay has been focusing on lying longer, she…

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