Here’s A Bunch Of Pictures Of Maria Menounos And Her ButtBy toddJanuary 10, 2014

I'm not going to lie to you, I have no idea nor do I really care what the Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards are, but apparently they have them every year, and this year, Maria Menounos showed up in this dress and omg dat ass. Sorry, did that sound like I was objectifying her? Good, because I totally was just then. Because we're all looking at the same pictures here. Specifically, pictures of said dat ass. Jesus talked about it in the Bible once. For real, look it up. "Damn, son. Booty had me like..," Jesus was quoted as saying.

I'm not going to lie to you, I have no idea nor do I really care what the Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards are, but apparently they have them…

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Tila Tequila Is SubtleBy toddDecember 21, 2009
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Tila Tequila was at Villa Lounge this weekend and, as always, embodied the very essence of elegance and class. “Tila’s demure grace and simple, understated beauty is something every young woman should emulate, ” a person who doesn’t exist was quoted as saying.

A few of these pictures are NSFW:

Tila Tequila was at Villa Lounge this weekend and, as always, embodied the very essence of elegance and class. “Tila’s demure grace and simple, understated beauty is something every young…

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Brittany Murphy Loved DrugsBy toddDecember 21, 2009

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I know this might be hard to believe, but God didn’t snuff out Brittany Murphy’s life while she was rescuing puppies or reading to blind homeless people. Turns out he didn’t have to, I mean, unless God is code for “a shitload of prescription medicine.” TMZ reports:

Brittany Murphy was very ill in the hours before she went into cardiac arrest and died, sources tell TMZ. We’re told Murphy was taking prescription meds for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. We’re told Murphy began vomiting early Sunday morning and told family members she was feeling very ill. Sources say various prescriptions were found in the home — written for Brittany Murphy, husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany’s mom. One source says, “There were a lot … a lot of prescriptions in the house.” Law enforcement sources tell us Murphy collapsed in the bathroom and somehow ended up in the shower … there was, we’re told, a significant amount of vomit in the immediate area. We’re also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Not to sound like an asshole, but if you’re not going to value you your own life, then why should I? She was an actress and she was in a few good movies. So was Toto. So let’s not get carried away here.

I know this might be hard to believe, but God didn’t snuff out Brittany Murphy’s life while she was rescuing puppies or reading to blind homeless people. Turns out he…

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Elin Nordegren = $300M + KidsBy toddDecember 21, 2009

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Brushing over the fact that she chased him down the street and beat him like a pinata with a golf club, Elin Nordegren is convinced Tiger Woods’ vagina tour makes him an unfit father. She now wants full custody of their two children and $300 million. National Enquirer reports:

Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, reputedly wants full custody of their children convinced the potent putter’s escapades have made him unfit as a father…”She wants 100 percent divorce, 100 percent custody of the children, and half of everything. And she won’t be changing her mind,” an Elin insider told UK tab News of the World. Elin has hired celeb pit ball divorce lawyer Sorell Trope to fun for at lwast half of Tiger’s estimated $60 million fortune – although that shrinks each day as more sponsors drop the King of Swing from their rosters.

Sources say that Elin is doing this solely for her children, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 1, and that they are her top priority. “Oh, and money, ” Elin Nordegren was overheard saying, “Don’t forget money.”

Brushing over the fact that she chased him down the street and beat him like a pinata with a golf club, Elin Nordegren is convinced Tiger Woods’ vagina tour makes…

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Happy Birthday Lucy PinderBy toddDecember 20, 2009

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Lucy Pinder and her 32G boobs turned 26 today, so please join me in wishing her a happy birthday. Also, if you want to join me I’d appreciate it. My forearm is a little tired.

I would post pictures of Lucy Pinder, but this site is basically an unofficial fan page so to see every picture we’ve ever posted of her, click HERE. Merry Christmas.

32G’s and sorta kind smart:

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Lucy Pinder and her 32G boobs turned 26 today, so please join me in wishing her a happy birthday. Also, if you want to join me I’d appreciate it. My…

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Lindsay Is More Naked In Muse OuttakesBy toddDecember 20, 2009

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You’ve seen the pics and the video from Lindsay Lohan’s pro-smoking ad Muse photoshoot, so now here’s the outtakes. It’s still Lindsay looking like a truck stop hooker who would give you a blowjob for a Mtn Dew and a nicotine patch, but with way more areola.

THE BANNER PIC. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

You’ve seen the pics and the video from Lindsay Lohan’s pro-smoking ad Muse photoshoot, so now here’s the outtakes. It’s still Lindsay looking like a truck stop hooker who would…

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Blake Lively Is At A PremiereBy toddDecember 18, 2009

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I really needed to go to the Sherlock Holmes premiere last night, but the paint on my miniature Civil War battle scene needed to be touched up, and my grandma told me to cook my own dinner, so I was a little busy. Easy Mac is so confusing!

I really needed to go to the Sherlock Holmes premiere last night, but the paint on my miniature Civil War battle scene needed to be touched up, and my grandma…

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