Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’By toddSeptember 01, 2016
Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’


Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Apparently that was part of her plan? 

The text was purportedly sent Tuesday at 2:57 AM, shortly after Baylee Curran was kicked out of Chris’ house. It reads: “Hey safari don’t you know this freak Chris brown is kicking me out of his house because I called his friend jewelry fake can you come get me my Uber is messing up if not I’m going to set him up and call the cops and say that he tried to shoot me and that will teach him a lesson I’m going to set his ass up. Lol come get me.” He responded, “Really that’s f*** up you ain’t going to do that your wrong if you do.”

In the initial story, they took her phone before she left and a Lyft driver picked her up instead of an Uber, so fuck if I know. She also allegedly sent this text to some dude named “Safari”. Who is Safari?

We spoke with Safari, who says Baylee stole his Rolex last year and he hasn’t spoken with her since.

What we know: Baylee Curran really seems to like other people’s jewelry. She also likes to tell overexaggerated stories because the drama gives her life/renews her life force. 

Baylee Curran filed a restraining order in 2013 claiming her roomie, Princeton Roseborough, threatened to hire a hitman to take her out. Baylee went on to claim Roseborough physically hurt her by pushing her head against a bedroom wall … hard enough to call an ambulance. Her claims were enough for a judge to issue a temporary restraining order, but when it came time for a formal hearing, she was a no-show in court so the restraining order was lifted. Princeton, the roommate, insisted in his own legal docs that she was lying. He says Baylee was about to physically attack his girlfriend, and all he did was restrain her, and never pushed her.

Basically, Chris Brown (a horrible person) more than likely pulled a gun on Baylee Curran (another horrible person) because she either call his friend’s jewelry fake or tried to steal his friend’s jewelry or just looked at the jewelry. I’ve spent way too much time thinking about this, so I’m ending this post now. God bless. 


Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was…

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We Have Ashley Graham Nipples NowBy toddFebruary 17, 2016
We Have Ashley Graham Nipples Now


So, we have Ashley Graham nipples in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue, guys.  It’s a whole new world for models now. A whole new world. A new subjective point of view. No dietician to tell them no or where to go. Or say they’re only eating.


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Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’By toddJanuary 29, 2016
Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’


I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would be the one to shoot this, because naked chicks is like his thing. Rihanna is probably mad. (NSFW


You can out the NSFW version below if you’re still reading this and don’t understand how all this works. 

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Catalina Otalvaro Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 25, 2013
Catalina Otalvaro Says Good Morning, Links

 

When Did Steve Carell Join The DILF Club? [Dlisted]

Ke$ha Sure Looks Different, and Not Necessarily in a Good Way [Fishwrapper]

Miley Cyrus Side Boob + Bonus Ass Shot on Stage (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie

Brooke Hogan Dumped Her Fiance [The Superficial

Jessica Simpson Tongue Action [Hollywood Tuna]

Warning: Tara Reid Bikini Pictures! [Popoholic]

Lindsay Lohan’s social media manager put up these pics of her (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him [TMZ]

Jennifer Lawrence rides with Nicholas Hoult in NYC [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch has a new ‘Sherlock’ teaser [Celebitchy]

Today’s Top 5 Supermodel Selfies On Instagram [Moe Jackson]

Vince Vaughn's Delivery Man bombed even harder than The Internship or The Watch [Film Drunk]

Cindy Crawford shopping for lingerie [Celebslam]

Happy Birthday To Katherine Heigl [COED Magazine]

Jose Canseco Pulled Over With Fainting Goats in His Car [The Blemish

Could Scarlett Johansson Win An Oscar For A Role With Zero Minutes Of Screen Time? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Idris Elba Did Talk With Marvel About Luke Cage [Crave Online]

Lamar Odom crack-rapped about cheating on Khloe Kardashian [Popbytes]

Miley Cyrus Celebrates 21st Birthday With Topless Selfie [Hollywood Life]

 

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Yoda Was Almost A Trained Monkey In A MaskBy toddNovember 22, 2013
Yoda Was Almost A Trained Monkey In A Mask

 

Thanks to @willmccrabb, here's a photo of who George Lucas originally cast as Yoda in Empire Strikes Back. It's a monkey. A monkey in a mask. A monkey is a creepy, horrifying mask. This would have traumatized me as a kid if my dad hadn't already bought me a Hoth Han Solo for making me sit in the car while he banged his girlfriend.

 

To see a cute monkey with a cane, click more. You know you want more. Awww yeah, monkey with a cane.

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