No Title NeededBy toddMay 13, 2010

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There are a lot of beautiful women on this site, but Kelly Brook is almost too beautiful to look at. She is incapable of taking a bad picture, and it’s physically impossible when she wears a dress with no bra. Her body is so perfect, I’d almost be afraid to have sex with it. Like if I went down on here, I’m almost positive my tongue would suddenly be fluent like protocol droid. If my penis touched a part of her body, it would come back with a red count light and beep whenever radiation is detected. Or I would cum a Skittles rainbow. Either or.

Note: By the way, I have no idea what that random line is in the banner pic. If I had to guess, I would say a beam of God’s love.

There are a lot of beautiful women on this site, but Kelly Brook is almost too beautiful to look at. She is incapable of taking a bad picture, and it’s…

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Has PicturesBy toddMay 13, 2010

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Screencaps of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape have been posted over at Vivid, because people apparently people can’t wait to start masturbating.

“It’s obvious from these photos that Kendra is amazing and this tape is incredibly hot,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “Since we acquired Kendra’s sex tape, we’ve been inundated by her fans asking for photos from her movie, and here they are.”

Please keep in mind that Kendra Wilkinson is 18 in these caps, so hopefully your boss will understand when he walks in. Much unlike Roman Polanski. “Umm, why isn’t she playing with dolls?,” he was quoted as saying. “Am I supposed to get turned by this?”

Screencaps of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape have been posted over at Vivid, because people apparently people can’t wait to start masturbating. “It’s obvious from these photos that Kendra is amazing…

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Miley Cyrus Is A Delicate FlowerBy toddMay 12, 2010


TMZ has posted video footage of a then 16-year old Miley Cyrus grinding on and giving a lapdance to Adam Shankman at The Last Song wrap party. His age? Multiply 16 by 2. Now keep counting.

Miley — who was 16 at the time — was dancing with 44-year-old Adam Shankman during a wrap party last summer in Georgia for the movie, “The Last Song.” Shankman, who is openly gay, produced the movie as well as “Hairspray” and other flicks and is a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance?”The people who shot the video say they were offended by the dirty dancing — which included a graphic lap dance. We’re told Miley’s parents were not at the wrap party. Miley’s reps had no comment.

Miley looks like she’s worked her ass on a cock before, so I (more…)

TMZ has posted video footage of a then 16-year old Miley Cyrus grinding on and giving a lapdance to Adam Shankman at The Last Song wrap party. His age? Multiply…

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