Emma Watson Looked Like ThisBy toddApril 27, 2017

Emma Watson is an outspoken feminist and that often means taking about vagina hair and other feminists hating you. It’s all very complicated.  That’s an unrelated segue to say she attended the Tribeca Film Festival last night and these are some pictures a photographer took and I realized they’re kinda like accurate representations of her career. She looks ok in some, embarrassed to be in like three, and the first one is The Bling Ring.

Emma Watson is an outspoken feminist and that often means taking about vagina hair and other feminists hating you. It’s all very complicated.  That’s an unrelated segue to say she…

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We Have A WinnerBy toddDecember 30, 2015
We Have A Winner


My Chemical Sith


Hey, remember when I said I was working on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review then I said I wasn’t because my heart was sad? Turns out I didn’t have to, because these guys did it for me in the video below. Thanks, these guys who did it for me in the video below.


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My Chemical Sith Hey, remember when I said I was working on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review then I said I wasn’t because my heart was sad? Turns…

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Chris Brown Got His Probation Revoked AgainBy toddDecember 17, 2013
Chris Brown Got His Probation Revoked Again

 

At this point, why doesn't Chris Brown just kill four people then say he was too wealthy to understand his actions so he won't have to deal with any of this anymore? Hahaha oops sorry Chris Brown can only be blonde with dye. E! Online reports:

Chris Brown isn't going anywhere, except to another courtroom across the country. But at least it's not jail. A judge revoked the R&B star's probation today in light of his October arrest for alleged assault in Washington, D.C.—but instead of being taken into custody, Brown was ordered to just keep doing what he's been doing. Meaning, the 24-year-old F.A.M.E. artist will remain in the treatment facility where he's been living and continue to complete the 24 hours of community service per week that's required of him, take his prescription meds and abstain from marijuana (including the medical kind). "Pleased he is doing well in the program and for that reason the court is not included to take the defendant into custody," said L.A. Superior Court Judge James Brandlin. Brown is not allowed to leave California except to travel to a hearing in the D.C. assault case on Jan. 8, where he's required to appear in person, according to attorney Mark Geragos.

So to cure his anger managment problem, Chris Brown is being locked in a facility and isn't allowed to take prescription meds or smoke weed? Maybe they can show him pictures of decapitated puppies or a Katherine Heigl movie to fully make sure he comes out a complete basketcase.

  At this point, why doesn't Chris Brown just kill four people then say he was too wealthy to understand his actions so he won't have to deal with any…
George Zimmerman Is Selling Art On eBayBy toddDecember 17, 2013
George Zimmerman Is Selling Art On eBay

 

In case you were under the impression that justice was an actual thing, George Zimmerman is selling this original painting on eBay. The current bid is $99,966.00.

First hand painted artwork by me, George Zimmerman. Everyone has been asking what I have been doing with myself. I found a creative, way to express myself, my emotions and the symbols that represent my experiences. My art work allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet and allows me to remain indoors 🙂 I hope you enjoy owning this piece as much as I enjoyed creating it. Your friend, George Zimmerman.

Hahaha, get it? The words "one nation" are actually under the word "God". Awesome! Is this the same God that sat back while Zimmerman stalked and killed an unarmed teenanger then assaulted his pregnant girlfriend? Is this the same God that is so powerful that all his followers need arsenals to feel safe? Cool cool.

  In case you were under the impression that justice was an actual thing, George Zimmerman is selling this original painting on eBay. The current bid is $99,966.00. First hand…

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Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass SelfieBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass Selfie

 

Look, I know there's nothing sexier than a 33-year old chick who just gave birth to her third husband's baby posing for a picture in a bathroom while not wearing panties, but can we all agree that we've all never seen a picture so capture the essence of Kanye West not pretending anymore that he's not a sociopath? Nice vacant, blank stare, homey. Also, nice shirt, bruh. You get that at Vuitton Eagle? Anyway, everybody shoud go check out the janitor's Instagram. He has a picture of "YOU AIN’T GOT THE ANSWERS, SWAY!” written on the wall in Kim Kardashian's blood.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Miranda Kerr Is Dating A 46-Year Old BillionaireBy toddDecember 02, 2013

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom a nice guy who genuinely seems to love his family? Yes. Does Orlando Bloom have all that Legolas money? Yes.  But please keep in mind, Orlando Bloom is not a billionaire. And nothing makes a chick tsunami off her seat like the letter "B" in front of "illionaire". So naturally, Miranda Kerr has been secretly dating 46-year old Australian billionaire James Packer for months. And if you're wondering what you have to look like to pull Victoria's Secret ass if you have a billion dollars. THIS. You have to look like this. Vogue Australia reports:

After announcing her split from Orlando Bloom just a few months ago, Miranda Kerr (and April Vogue cover model) is said to be in a relationship with James Packer. Packer, in turn, had earlier announced his own divorce from Vogue's November cover model Erica Packer; interestingly, Erica Packer and Kerr also both hail from the same town of Gunnedah (look at that six degrees of separation right there). Neither Kerr nor Packer have denied the reports after being approached a week ago. It is said that the pair have been in a secret relationship for the past few months. Kerr and Packer have known each other for several years, often holidaying together with their respective families and Packer has been said to have provided business advice to Kerr on her beauty brand, Kora.

So to recap, Miranda Kerr was happily married to Orlando Bloom until her billionaire friend divorced his wife, then she was no longer hapilly married to Orlando Bloom. This has to be some sort of coincidence, and not a long-term and calculated plan by Miranda Kerr to dive in a swimming pool of money. Nope. This is definitely true love. Of money. True love of money.

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom…

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Selena Gomez Has No Makeup On, LinksBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Selena Gomez Has No Makeup On, Links

 

"Fast & Furious 7" Will Go On [Dlisted]

The Kardashian Christmas Card Has A Giant Dollar Sign In It [Fishwrapper]

Here's Kate Upton's Panties [Taxi Driver Movie]

Catrinel Menghia. Damn. [Hollywood Tuna]

I Want To Go Shopping With Jessica Alba [Popoholic]

Camille Rowe Could Get It [Drunken Stepfather]

Tyrese Had An Emotional Breakdown At The Paul Walker Memorial [TMZ]

Posh & Becks Got A Vogue Cover [Lainey Gossip]

Mario Bello Came Out As A Lesbian In A Badass Way [Celebitchy]

Lots Of Booty Grabbin Going On Here [Moe Jackson]

Judd Apatow Probably Wants To Bang Amy Schumer [Film Drunk]

40 Pictures Of Celebrities Without Makeup Will Make You Projectile Leftover Turkey [Celebslam]

Ron Burgandy Anchored A Real Newscast [COED Magazine]

David Beckham Jerked Off A Dude [The Blemish]

Somebody Mommyjacked Kim Kardashian's Twitter [Evil Beet Gossip]

 

pic source = Instagram

  "Fast & Furious 7" Will Go On [Dlisted] The Kardashian Christmas Card Has A Giant Dollar Sign In It [Fishwrapper] Here's Kate Upton's Panties [Taxi Driver Movie] Catrinel Menghia….
Jessica Lowndes Is In A BikiniBy toddNovember 22, 2013
Jessica Lowndes Is In A Bikini

 

I'm not really sure who took this picture, but Jessica Lowndes is obviously a co-conspirator in getting most of that plant in the picture. Instagram should have a "dat ass" function that makes the phone blow up in your hand if you think a plant is what people will want to see (Hint: It's not. It's really not).

  I'm not really sure who took this picture, but Jessica Lowndes is obviously a co-conspirator in getting most of that plant in the picture. Instagram should have a "dat…

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Jennifer Lawrence Faked A Meltdown Because She’s Just So Quirky, You GuysBy toddNovember 22, 2013

 

During her recent press tour to promote Battle Royale: Catching Fire, Jennifer Lawrence has gone to great lengths to let everybody know she's crazy. But since she has blonde hair and famous and people think she's attractive, we are calling it "quirky" and "eccentric". Much like how Tom Brady is "passionate" yet Dez Bryant is an "immature thug". Anyway, during the red carpet premiere in NYC of her movie about murdering children, Lawrence pretended to have a meltdown by screaming at photographers. If you've been to any red carpet event or seen any red carpet event or heard about any red carpet event, you know what the photographers are doing here is pretty standard and normal. But OMG U GUYZ SHE TOTALLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THEM! She screamed at the photographers who were screaming at every single person who walked down the carpet! Haha, I'll bet they'll think twice next time!

  During her recent press tour to promote Battle Royale: Catching Fire, Jennifer Lawrence has gone to great lengths to let everybody know she's crazy. But since she has blonde…

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Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer YesterdayBy toddNovember 22, 2013
Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer Yesterday

 

Hugh Jackman revealed he had skin cancer yesterday by posting this pic to Instagram then thanking his wife for staring at his nose and saying, "WTF is that? No, seriously. What is that? Ewww wipe it off. So gross. What? You can't? You have cancer. Why is there a passlock on your phone? Who the fuck is 'Rachel'?"

Deb said to get the mark on my nose checked. Boy, was she right! I had a basil cell carcinoma. Please don't be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!

One of my best friends got skin cancer at 27, but he's also extremely white, so it helps to use sunscreen and to not be white. It also helps if you have a mutant healing factor that regenerates damaged or destroyed tissues of your body far beyond the capabilities of an ordinary human. Turns out Hugh Jackman just plays a character who has that and doesn't have that himself.

 

  Hugh Jackman revealed he had skin cancer yesterday by posting this pic to Instagram then thanking his wife for staring at his nose and saying, "WTF is that? No,…