KONG SINGLE KONG NO LONGER HAVE BFBy toddSeptember 10, 2014
KONG SINGLE KONG NO LONGER HAVE BF

 

Kris Jenner checked her calendar and found out that Khloe Kardashian hasn’t had a news cycle in a while, so to fix that, she leaked an EXCLUSIVE story to Us Weekly to let the world now that Khloe is now “on a break” from her boyfriend of 8 months, rapper French Montana. Since Kris Jenner is controlling the story and flow of information, let’s find out what probably didn’t happen! YAY!

Sometimes a girl just needs her space. Eight months after she started dating French Montana, Khloe Kardashian has said au revoir to the “Cocaine Mafia” rapper, sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They are on a break,” one source tells Us. “The relationship got too heavy and Khloe needed to take a step back.” Another insider says the Moroccan-born musician, 29, was too “needy” for the reality star, 30. “It grated on her that he became so dependent on her,” the pal tells Us.

In the dating scene, being a 30-year old, 7 foot tall, half-human hybrid can be tough. Especially in LA. Lots of competition out there. Hope she pulls through and takes some time for her/his/itself. Maybe he/she/it can like, dip some bamboo in Nutella or something.

  Kris Jenner checked her calendar and found out that Khloe Kardashian hasn’t had a news cycle in a while, so to fix that, she leaked an EXCLUSIVE story to…
McAvoy and Fassbender Doing Stewart And McKellan Impressions Is The GreatestBy toddMay 30, 2014

 

There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great that I watched it twice. To make you understand what that mean, a chick just walked into the coffee shop in yoga shorts and I only looked at her once.

  There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great…

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The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 30, 2014
The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’

 

The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2 that depicts Eva Green and her boobs for being "too racy". Please keep in mind that we all just saw Hugh Jackman's naked ass in X-Men: Days Of Future Past for no other reason than "hey, look. here's Hugh Jackman's naked ass". But you show a hint of titty and the world might collapse on itself. I happen to enjoy breasts a great deal, as do a lot of people. The female form is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created or ever will be created. That's why there's 7 billion of us living here right now. The only reason I ever pull out now is because I'm trying to improve my credit score.

  The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2…

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Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2BBy toddMay 30, 2014
Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2B

 

"Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''

 

Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw.

Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although other NBA owners and possibly Donald Sterling must still approve any sale. But Ballmer clearly has the money to buy the team — he amassed his fortune as a longtime executive of software giant Microsoft Corp. Forbes estimates Ballmer's net worth totals $20 billion, mainly because of the Microsoft stock he owns, ranking him 35th among the world's billionaires This isn't the first time Ballmer has pursued an NBA franchise.

Steve Ballmer has tried twice before to buy an NBA franchise, one time he tried to buy the Milawukee Bucks, so it's pretty clear that he really, really wants to own an NBA team, and it doesn't particulary matter which one. The $2B he paid for the Los Angeles Clippers is almost FOUR TIMES more that the previous record NBA purchase price. I could sit here and say that's a bad business decision, but I pretty much do the same thing at Starbucks everyday,

  "Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''   Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw. Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although…

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She’s Single Ya’ll!!!By toddMarch 17, 2010

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Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon in a restaurant or whatever it is this lunatic does, Jason Trawick, Britney’s manager/boyfriend, has split from this hillbilly after dating her for a year. E! News reports:

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News. “They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. Spears and Trawick cooled off over the holidays in December, but rekindled the flame in time to attend the Grammys together on Jan. 31, where Spears was nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Womanizer.” They were last seen in public together on Valentine’s Day at a McDonald’s drive-thru in L.A. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

Britney is a psychotic break waiting to happen, so this can’t be good news. Seemingly the only person with her best interest at heart is now not with her anymore. I give it two weeks before Britney is skinning a possum in the aisle at Target.

Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon…

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Shay Marie LinksBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater]
Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater]
Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking about Corey Haim’s death. “He didn’t want to die.” Really? Thanks for that. [Popeater]
Anne Hathaway needs makeup [Popoholic]
Heidi Klum is topless [Egotastic]
Stephanie Seymour nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie]
Drunk girls of St. Patty’s Day [COED Magazine]
Self-esteem booster [College Humor]
Soledad Ainesa. Damn. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Aniston goes commando [Cityrag]
Tiger Woods is fucked [Cele|bitchy]
I’m marrying this chick. For real. [Heyman Hustle]

I would like to thank Jack over at Maxim for emailing me this today: “Shay Marie. I know she’s not famous, but you should Google this chick…she’s right up your alley.” It’s like he was staring directly into my soul…

Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater] Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater] Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking…

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Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack, Still AliveBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific. Back on March 6, Michael suffered chest pains and was told by his doctor that he needed a heart catheterization.

Michael Lohan married Dina Lohan and his seed made Lindsay Lohan possible, so if anybody deserves to die a painful death, it’s this douchebag (check banner pic for further details). If we’re lucky, maybe this is some new reality show. Final Destination: New Jersey, for instance.

Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports: Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that…

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BROCK SMASH!!!!By toddMarch 16, 2010

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Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate…

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Somebody Cast Heidi MontagBy toddMarch 16, 2010

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Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title for a movie, but I’m sure it sounded like a good thing to say when she was getting uncomfortable during the audition. Hopefully they were able to convince her that ATM was probably the best way to get a speaking part.

Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title…

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Francia Raisa Is New HereBy toddMarch 15, 2010

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I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray some cologne on a dozen roses. Because, let’s face it, I’m in love.

I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray…
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