Olivia Wilde Is In MaximBy michelleJune 14, 2009
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Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you.

I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it (like this, I’d hit it like that, I’d hit it with a wiffle ball bat! Ooooh, damn! Yep, “Paul Revere” is my favorite Beastie Boys song, and I know the actual lyrics, so there is no need to correct me). She has small titties, but still, nice! Well, I’m tired from trying too hard, and I’m all fake-lesbian’d out. So just enjoy the pics, ‘kay?

Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you. I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it…

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Paris Hilton is a CircusBy toddJune 12, 2009

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Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports:

“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.” Guess he doesn’t think Ronaldo will be “The One?” And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, “Contrary to reports, Paris is begging him to take her back, she made a mistake and loves him 100%.”

Paris Hilton’s vagina is like Ellis Island, so of course she’s probably banging some other guy while I’m typing this. At least Doug Reinhardt seems pretty calm and nonchalant about this whole thing. Although I’m pretty sure that’ll all change when he can’t explain the green tentacles growing on his penis. Dude, you should probably get that looked at.

Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media…

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