‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I GuessBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I Guess

 

I think since around 2015 if you were grossly overweight and posed in a bikini, people would call you “brave” and write think pieces about you like you were some political prisoner, and it’s still going on in 2018. So here’s Ashley Graham and her mom posing in bikinis in pictures that are socially immune from criticism like the Ghostbusters remake because body positivity from people in the comments who will tell VS models to eat a sandwich. Well, they can’t because Ashley Graham and her mom took all the sandwiches to the beach did you ever think about that? Look, they’re even pointing at a Sonic.

 

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Taylor Swift Wore Some “Booty” ShortsBy toddAugust 11, 2016

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom made or bought in the kid’s department. Remember these pics? Those pics led us astray. Those pics lied to us. Hillary Clinton rigged Taylor’s ass that’s the only explanation. When will Hillary be held accountable for her crimes that I see in Infowars videos? From what I can tell, she has people assassinated, she can control elections, all media, the FBI, the Department of Justice, embassies, and created ISIS all while having Parkinson’s. Michael J. Fox has Parkinson’s and he can’t even sit through an interview. Hillary might even be able to control the weather. Maybe we shouldn’t fuck with this lady.  

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom…

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Jessica Alba Isn’t DepressingBy toddJune 06, 2014

 

Like mass shootings, it's hard to keep track of all the rape posts on the site today, so to help that, here's Jessica Alba in a commercial either about ice cream or a Lambo. I can't really tell, but this just further drives the point home that we should have all have access to free chocolate covered condoms. You can cover pretty much anything in chocolate and a chick will put her mouth on it at least once. And if we decide on chocolate wine flavored condoms it's game over. GAME. OVER.

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You Can’t Smoke Meth With UsBy toddJune 06, 2014

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to celebrate her starring role in the new Star Wars movie or her engagement to Leonardo DiCaprio or whatever delusional, insane shit she believed when she was high on cocaine.

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Stacy Keibler Is Still Lying To Us, HerselfBy toddMay 22, 2014
Stacy Keibler Is Still Lying To Us, Herself

 

Oh, sweetie. No. Just no.

But someone came along who changed her mind – tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre, 39, who she started dating a few months after splitting from George Clooney last June and married in March. "When you're with the right person, everything changes," the pregnant 34-year-old told the June/July issue of Fit Pregnancy magazine, while showing off her blossoming baby bump on the cover. "Before we met, both Jared and I had told our parents we didn't think we'd ever get married or have kids," the model and former pro wrestler said. "My epiphany happened shortly after Jared and I started dating, and once we both knew, we didn't hesitate. I just knew I was ready and that there's no one else in the world I would want to do this with." In April, Us Weekly confirmed that the couple is expecting a baby girl.

In July of last year, George Clooney told Stacy Keibler over the phone to pack up her shit and move out after she decided to end things because, "She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that." Now, she's on the cover of a magazine telling everyone she's pregnant because she found "the right person". You know, the person that got her knocked up and married her less than a year after she split from Clooney. So when she says, "when you're with the right person, everything changes" she really means, "when I find a rich dude who is willing to impregnate me, I spread that shit quick, because I'm 34 and I really can't go back to wrestling" but feminism frowns on stuff like that.

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Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of CannesBy toddMay 22, 2014
Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of Cannes

 

"Hey girl, I will smolder them. I shall smolder them all."

 

Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River, dropped at Cannes this year. You can catch it on Netflix pretty soon under the title, Lost Every Single Award At Cannes.

Last year Only God Forgives, Nicholas Winding Refn's movie starring Ryan Gosling, was booed at Cannes. This year, Gosling, there with his directorial debut Lost River is not doing much better. Lost River stars Mad Men's Christina Hendricks, Agents of SHIELD's Iain De Caestecker, and Doctor Who's Matt Smith as the residents of a broken down city, and though the film drawing comparisons to Refn and David Lynch, it's not exactly receiving a swath of acclaim. Some of the initial tweets from critics were damning. Grantland's Wesley Morris unleashed this particular gut shot: "If a $200 haircut and $900 shades were given lots of money to defecate on Detroit, the result would be Ryan Gosling's directing debut." Variety's Scott Foundas said that it's "a first-rate folie de grandeur. Echoes of Argento, Korine, Lynch, Malick in a tedious allegory of Detroit as ghost town."…The Telegraph's Robbie Collin enumerated Gosling's influences. "The problem is, it’s like everything Ryan Gosling’s seen: David Lynch, Mario Bava, Nicolas Winding Refn, Terence Malick, Gaspar Noé and a splash of David Cronenberg for good measure," he wrote. "But these filmmakers’ ideas and imagery aren’t developed, they’re simply reproduced: think Wikipedia essay rather than love letter." Collin also called the movie "mouth-dryingly lousy."

Man, poor guy. This has to be tough (he reportedly skipped his own film's afterparty). I'm not sure how he'll recover from this. A good way to start would probably be to stare at himself in the mirror.

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YawnBy toddMay 22, 2014
Yawn

 

Katy Perry and Madonna did a photoshoot for V Magazine, and I really don't even know where to start. Oh, wait. Yes I do. 1.) they both have bangs 2.) Madonna is like 70 and they Photoshopped her arms  3.) Katy Perry is wearing something that covers her rack  4.) it's dumb, 5.) hasn't Madonna done this like a thousand times already? We get it. You're "sexual". Now go take your Actvia and knit a sweater, grandma. Tell Miranda Kerr to swap clothes with you on the way out.

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Katy Perry Is Single. Again.By toddMay 22, 2014
Katy Perry Is Single. Again.

 

About five minutes ago the Internet learned that Katy Perry was dating Diplo (an American DJ, not a type of yogurt), now they already split up because Diplo saw her boobs once and started picking out baby names.

Multiple sources tell In Touch the pair have split after a one-month courtship, and it's because the 35-year-old DJ decided to call things off. “Diplo broke up with her because she does not want to be in a serious relationship. She's doing OK and not too sad about it. They wanted different things," a friend of Katy's tells the mag. "She freaked out when he wanted to introduce her to his parents. She doesn’t want to get married again — at least not anytime soon. “She wants to date and he wanted something much more serious. It was too much, too soon."

Diplo. Dude. We've all been there, but a month? Bro. This chick just got out of a two-year relationship, and you wanted your parents to meet you two at Olive Garden for some breadsticks? C'mon now. She just wanted to show you her boobs and give it up once in a while, but you started making a remix of the Kay Jewelers jingle. Just so we're all clear, you willingly decided to stop seeing Katy Perry's boobs because Katy Perry didn't want your parents to see her face. Do your parents have to meet the chicks you jack off to while watching porn, too? What is your endgame here?

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Carissa Rosario Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 22, 2014
Carissa Rosario Says Good Morning, Links

 

Halle Berry says her baby is sucking the life out of her [Dlisted]

Robert Pattinson doesn't want his picture taken anymore  [Fishwrapper]

Kylie Minogue panty upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin  [The Superficial]

Amy Willerton does the Birth of Venus naked  [Hollywood Tuna]

Minka Kelly in skin tight jeans [Popoholic]

I would get all of these pictures pregnant  [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian is complaining about the weather in France [Celebitchy]

Barbara Pavlin in this dress [Moe Jackson]

What if David Lynch didn't turn down Return Of The Jedi [Film Drunk]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD  [Celebslam]

You make it real hard to get out of bed [The Chive]

Luke Perry is topless [toofab]

 

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