Who Wants To See Kendall Jenner’s Nipples?By toddFebruary 14, 2014

Kendall Jenner was playing with dolls and drinking from a sippy cup like three years ago, but here she is walking the runway at Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. And those are her nipples. I assume people think this might be hot, but all I see is a chick who still probably holds her nose when she takes a shot. I can't get down with that. I mean, I guess I can understand why this happened. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all old now and can't get the attention they used to. This is probably the only way Kris Jenner can achieve orgasm.

Kendall Jenner was playing with dolls and drinking from a sippy cup like three years ago, but here she is walking the runway at Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week….

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Megan Fox Had Her Second KidBy toddFebruary 14, 2014
Megan Fox Had Her Second Kid

 

Brian Austin Green's insemination game is too strong. Too strong. Too Fab reports:

It's a boy! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green welcomed their second child together, toofab has exclusively learned. This is the second boy for the couple, who welcomed son Noah in September 2012, and the third son for Green — who also has 11-year-old Kassius with ex Vanessa Marcil. No other details about the baby were immediately made available.

Hey, remember that three year run on here when basically every single post was a Megan Fox post and I described in great detail what my penis and I would do to her? Yep. Still would. Glad we had this talk.

  Brian Austin Green's insemination game is too strong. Too strong. Too Fab reports: It's a boy! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green welcomed their second child together, toofab has…

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Taylor Momsen Is Really Edgy, You GuysBy toddFebruary 14, 2014

 

Hey, did you know if you're a young chick and you think you're sexy and a feminist, your go to move is to take your clothes off? Cool, because Taylor Momsen is pretty much textbook. Man, look at her. So edgy and sensual and dangerous. Hahaha, not really. Go put on some footie pajamas and ask Pete Wentz how to properly apply eyeliner, Cindy Lou.

  Hey, did you know if you're a young chick and you think you're sexy and a feminist, your go to move is to take your clothes off? Cool, because…

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Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit CoverBy toddFebruary 14, 2014
Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit Cover

 

The 2014 Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue cover was released yesterday, and the most important thing we need to realize here is that it doesn't include Kate Upton. Thanks, guys. However, it does include Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen. Instead of "blonde and kinda fat with a huge rack" being the criteria this year, apparently it was "who has a nice ass and has dated or is married to a musician"? Either way, we all win. Lookin good, ladies.

  The 2014 Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue cover was released yesterday, and the most important thing we need to realize here is that it doesn't include Kate Upton. Thanks, guys….

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Candice Swanepoel Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 14, 2014
Candice Swanepoel Says Good Morning, Links

 

Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out [Dlisted]

Chris Brown might want to rethink this [Fishwrapper]

Bill Cosby is awful [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal's boob grab [Hollywood Tuna]

Damn, Selena. How you doin? [Popoholic]

Ireland Baldwin can't wait to get naked [Drunken Stepfather]

Simon Cowell is about to be a baby daddy any minute [TMZ]

Katherine Heigl needs your money [Lainey Gossip]

Michelle Duggar's marriage tips include "rape is cool" [Celebitchy]

Kelly Brook is on the beach [Moe Jackson]

pic source = Instagram

  Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out [Dlisted] Chris Brown might want to rethink this [Fishwrapper] Bill Cosby is awful [The Superficial] Nina Agdal's boob grab [Hollywood Tuna] Damn,…

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Here’s Katherine Webb Without MakeupBy toddFebruary 13, 2014
Here’s Katherine Webb Without Makeup

 

So yeah, here's Katherine Webb without makeup. Damn. She says on Instagram:

Feeling confident enough today to post this, finally. I have quite a few imperfections too! Grew up feeling insecure and self-conscious about my skin and the white patches that cover half my body, but I don't care what people think anymore. I just had to get really good at doing makeup. "That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves, I could try and find it in me." -Kevin Aucoin (celebrity makeup artist)

If you were waiting for me to say she looks bad, sorry. She looks fantastic. More of this please. Look, I understand the importance of makeup for women since they are unfortunately judged by their looks (yes, I just typed that), and I'm not saying makeup is bad, but a woman should wear and do whatever makes her feel the most beautiful. I can tell you you're beautiful all day, but if you don't believe it, the words won't matter. And yes, it is kinda brave for a woman to post a pic like this, because men and women are always ready to project their insecurities onto to you. On the other hand, and I'm not speaking for all men here, but the more makeup you wear the more scared I'll be of what's underneath. Sure, you look hot in a club and we'll take you home, but this picture is what we want to wake up to. Then have morning sex. Twice. Then again in the shower. And don't worry about the sandwich. You just lie back and relax. The waffles will be ready in a minute.

  So yeah, here's Katherine Webb without makeup. Damn. She says on Instagram: Feeling confident enough today to post this, finally. I have quite a few imperfections too! Grew up…

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