Kate Moss Got Drunk On A Plane, Called The Pilot A “Basic Bitch”By toddJune 08, 2015

Supermodel Kate Moss got drunk as hell on an easyJet flight from Bodrum, Turkey to London yesterday, where she was escorted off by Bedfordshire Police after they were called to deal with a “disruptive passenger”. The passenger, of course, being Kate Moss. The “basic bitch” in question is the pilot who has yet to be identified since he is allegedly hiding in a Target.

Kate Moss called the pilot of an easyJet flight a ‘basic bitch’ as she was led off the plane after drinking vodka she pulled from her cabin luggage, fellow passengers have said. The 41-year-old supermodel was flying back from Bodrum, Turkey – where she had been celebrating the 50th birthday of actress friend Sadie Frost – when the incident happened. She was escorted from the plane by police at Luton Airport after becoming ‘disruptive’, causing the pilot to phone ahead and ask officers to meet the flight. No arrests were made. A fellow passenger on flight EZY2232 has claimed Moss was refused alcohol and poured herself vodka from her cabin luggage before the incident. She told MailOnline: ‘She called the pilot a “basic bitch” as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. ‘But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.’ 

To recap, Kate Moss was drunk on easyJet vodka, got refused more easyJet vodka for being drunk, then got vodka out of her own luggage and got drunker, then told the pilot who asked the police to escort her off a plane that was already at it’s destination, “y’all some basic bitches for real” on the way out. If she wasn’t human, Kate Moss would be one of Khaleesi’s dragons.

Supermodel Kate Moss got drunk as hell on an easyJet flight from Bodrum, Turkey to London yesterday, where she was escorted off by Bedfordshire Police after they were called to…

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Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack Went To The Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice AwardsBy toddJune 08, 2015

If you didn’t watch the Tony Awards because you thought they’d be “too gay” so you watched Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards to overcompensate, you might have Charlotte McKinney in this dress while you were having struggling with your sexual feelings. It’s okay. You should do what feels natural. You might want to write an angry comment here to tell me that I’m gay instead then immediately follow that up with telling me to suck your dick. See how confusing that sounds to everyone? You should probably work that out. Also, here’s 30 pictures of Charlotte McKinney with her ass hanging out. You don’t have to enjoy them if you don’t want to.

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Jennifer Lopez Wore This To The Tony AwardsBy toddJune 08, 2015

It’s weird seeing Jennifer Lopez show up to an awards shows and not be 70% naked, but keep in mind this was the Tony Awards and she has a vagina, so nobody there probably cared. Game of Thrones and Game 2 of the NBA Finals was last night, so if you watched the Tony Awards, congrats. You’re gay. The youngest Duggar probably had to watch this by himself in his room under his blanket with his Judy Garland doll.

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Sarah Palin Is Still Doing The Lena Dunham Comparison ThingBy toddJune 05, 2015

Since Christian conservatives can’t hold two separate ideas at the same time (did you know Caitlyn Jenner and a soldier can be heroes? Haha, I know! It’s crazy!) unless it’s Jesus being a proponent of the Second Amendment, you can’t really expect them to understand complexity and nuance when it comes to a certain issue, because instead of using reason and logic, they can’t really see anything other their own agenda while convincing themselves that MSNBC wants to burn Christians at the stake instead of, you know, forcing them to acknowledge their own hypocrisy. Sarah Palin remains relevant because she appeals to the lowest common denominator of people who think Ayn Rand and Jesus are the same person. So being the compassionate Christian she is, she took to Facebook to write an unhinged rant about how Josh Duggar and his family are the target of the liberal media and to remind you that Lena Dunham is the REAL pedophile. This was her opener:

HEY LENA, WHY NOT LAUGH OFF EVERYONE’S SEXUAL “EXPERIMENTS” AS YOU HAUGHTILY ENJOY REWARDS FOR YOUR OWN PERVERSION? YOU PEDOPHILE, YOU Radical liberals in media who have total control over public narratives are disgusting hypocrites…

I could reasonably end this here, because if you agree with Sarah Palin and believe and support Jim Bob Duggar‘s version of events, Lena Dunham can’t be considered a pedophile because she was 7. Jim Bob says Josh Duggar can’t be considered a pedophile, because you have to be 16. Josh was  14. I know, I know. Logic and reason. Liberals can work on technicalities as well. Sorry bout it. Anyway, here’s the story that Lena Dunham told in her book, which if you’re homeschooled, might make you think she’s an unrepentant sexual predator:

“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. “Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. “Does her vagina look like mine?” “I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.” One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.

Now, if you read that and believe that a 7-year old girl thinking, “Oh, I have one, let’s see if my sister has one too. She does. Weird”, and a 14-year old boy who molested five girls while they may or may not have been asleep are the same thing, then please be real with yourself for you reasons for doing so. Here’s a hint: You don’t care about Josh Duggar’s victims. You’re politicizing child molestation, because somebody who you thought was on your team lost. Back to Sarah:

I’m not defending the Duggar boy’s obvious wrongdoing over a decade ago. The main victim in any story like this isn’t the perpetrator, it’s the innocent ones so harmfully affected. I’m not an apologist for any sexual predator, but I’m sickened that the media gives their chosen ones a pass for any behavior as long as they share their leftwing politics.

If you start a sentence with “I’m not defending the Duggar boy’s obvious wrongdoing” then blame the media, you’re defending the Duggar boy. Next.

The Duggar debate needs to shift from solely the boy’s obvious wrongdoing when he was 14 years old to now include:

1) The shocking, unethical leak of a private, legally protected counseling document by a politically motivated law enforcement official. Media – time to go after her or him for illegalities and for destroying the public’s trust in law enforcement.

2) The media’s hell-bent mission to go after the entire Duggar family for one member’s wrongdoing, while giving a total pass to perverted actions of someone like Lena Dunham – or any other leftwinger celeb caught doing awful things. Remember reports of the pedophile billionaire our former democrat president has been friends with and hung out with on the pedophile’s “orgy island” full of underage girls?

Okay, 1) Turns out when you wait 4 years after the offender committed the crimes and he’s an adult when the report is filed making him an adult suspect, sorry, the shit is no longer sealed and available to anyone via the FOI. You know, the thing you used to try to prove Obama was a Kenyan socialist alien from Planet Nigra X.

2) The entire Duggar family? Nah. Just the parents, who as homeschool teachers, were required to be mandatory reporters, but waited four years to skirt the statute of limitations. Duggars love skirts. And if you think Jessa laid awake at night scared that the liberal media was gonna try to sneak in and finger her, ask her. You might be surprised by her answer. Look, Woody Allen? Pedophile. Roman Polanski? Pedophile. The guy who married Pocahontas? Pedophile. Michael Jackson? Fucking King Of Pedophiles. Lena Dunham? Not so much. So if you want to compare, at least get one that makes sense. Also, again, in closing. Sup, Jessa? wyd?

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Wanted Her Boobs To Look Bigger In The Entourage MovieBy toddJune 05, 2015

We live in a world where an Entourage movie is a thing, but luckily is stars the criminally underrated piece of ass, Emmanuelle Chriqui. I mean, I guess she’s not that underrated because somebody knocked her up, but she’s underrated mostly her career basically consists waiting on Entourage updates. Anyway, she was pregnant during the filming of the Entourage movies and wanted her boobs to be bigger to match whatever the human in her stomach was doing.

Emmanuelle Chriqui, who plays the character of Sloan, couldn’t believe it when she had to ask the wardrobe team to help her increase the appearance of her own breasts! But no, it’s not because she wanted to appear like all of the other busty women LOL. In the movie, E’s (Kevin Connolly) on-again, off-again girlfriend is very pregnant, but her large prosthetic belly didn’t look right in fittings. While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday, she explained the solution. “This looks really disproportionate,” she had told the wardrobe team. “I can’t believe it, but I was like ‘We need to make my boobs bigger.'”

I’m not going to lie to any of you, this post was an excuse to post Emmanuelle Chriqui bikini pictures and to say that if you buy a ticket to the Entourage movie that you’re part of the problem. If you go see this movie, you’ve been infected with chemtrail gas and government chemicals that make you want to see this movie. Stop drinking out of douche-mimicking containers like Natural Light and Ciroc. WAKE UP! Also, people who read Alex Jones, see how fucking dumb you sound?

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Charli XCX Did The Today ShowBy toddJune 05, 2015

Christ, you people. You people and your Charli XCX. It should be Charli XL, but whatever. You people seem to like her, so to help you, here she is performing on Today Show this morning. This will probably take her fame to a whole new level with grandmas and other people who accidentally sat on the remote during Sportscenter.

Christ, you people. You people and your Charli XCX. It should be Charli XL, but whatever. You people seem to like her, so to help you, here she is performing…

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Chelsea Handler Is Topless Again For Some ReasonBy toddJune 05, 2015
Chelsea Handler Is Topless Again For Some Reason

 

I honestly don’t know why Chelsea Handler wants to show her boobs all the time. Like she did in this picture that she posted on Twitter and Instagram then immediately deleted. I guess she’s convinced herself that she’s making some kind of political statement about patriarchal censorship or whatever, but call me when Kelly Brook wants to make a political statement. I’ll wear that rubber bracelet and change my FB profile picture. In the meantime, here’s Chelsea Handler’s tits for the millionth time if you’re into that sorta thing. I honestly don’t know why you would be. If I can’t talk you out of it, you can see the NSFW pic here.

 

 

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Georgia Kousoulou And Chloe Lewis Say Good Morning, LinksBy toddJune 05, 2015

Life came at Kate Upton fast  The Superficial

Candice Swanepoel is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Nicki Minaj‘s cameltoe > Chris Christie‘s cameltoe  Drunken Stepfather

BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow said something dumb  Dlisted

Pia Mia attempted this ass pose  Hollywood Tuna

I’d live in Kendall Jenner‘s butt Popoholic

Lindsey Kevitch is all boobs  Celebslam

Life came at Kate Upton fast  The Superficial Candice Swanepoel is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Nicki Minaj‘s cameltoe > Chris Christie‘s cameltoe  Drunken Stepfather BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow said…

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Hey There, Kylie JennerBy toddJune 04, 2015

Kylie Jenner was walking around The Grove with her sister Kendall, but I’m not posting any of the Kendall pics because Kendall was dressed like a freshman in a Jewish sorority. Kylie, on the other hand, wore this dress. Looking at it, it appears that Brody Jenner and Rob Kardashian missed an opportunity here to touch Kylie’s vaginal area then have they’re parents cover it up. It really is amazing that Kylie has never been sexually abused despite come from such a Jesus-free home. The only true way to avoid sexual desires and teen pregnancy is to pray before your abstinence only class that has spikes driven through your palms when you masturbate. Only then will you be totally free of sexual thoughts and the desires of the flesh oh wait no that’s what you do when you want to sexual predator. Sorry, God.

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The Duggar Interview Didn’t HelpBy toddJune 04, 2015
The Duggar Interview Didn’t Help

If you were somehow under the impression that the Megyn Kelly “exclusive” interview of Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar (haha, Jim Bob! I put Michelle’s name first!) would be a documentary about the dangers of abstinence-only education and righteous indignation as told by one hypocrite and a person who looks like she escaped a bunker 20 years ago and still doesn’t realize it, congratulations. It was a shitshow. First, let’s start with Michelle Duggar. Look at her. As far as she’s concerned, Jim Bob is God. This is what fundamentalism breeds besides a lot of children. This is a woman who has been so completely and utterly brainwashed, that she is unable to see the systematic psychological abuse that’s been inflicted on her to the point that she will go on national television and say “it was kinda rape but it wasn’t rape rape and the girls were asleep so it’s all good”. This woman doesn’t deserve our ridicule or scorn, except maybe for her hair and garments of mixed fibers, this woman needs to be rescued before Jim Bob has her making Kool-Aid in Duggartown, Guyana. And as for, Jim Bob, fuck him. Fuck him and the culture he has implemented where his first born son’s had to discover sex by fondling his sisters because any other way would send them to hell, then tell his son he’s been forgiven after his sisters had to endure 3 years and 16 months for any resolution and justice that has still escaped them. Fuck Jim Bob for hearing Josh tell him THREE times “hey, I’m touching my sisters while they’re sleeping, you wanna like, do something?” and still keeping Josh in the house only, and only until, Josh tried to finger bang the babysitter, leaving Jim Bob no choice but to act. And by “act”, I mean do everything he could with his law enforcement and political connections to attempt to make sure this never saw the light of day. Fuck Jim Bob for repeatedly emphasizing ad nauseum that the abuse happened “while the girls were sleeping” to imply that made it less horrific because the girls didn’t know. Fuck Jim Bob for playing the Christian persecution card by saying the real tragedy here a liberal agenda and the police department who leaking sealed juvenile records (sidenote: Fox News being outraged by someone posting juvenile records is irony you can choke on. Man, good thing Trayvon Martin wasn’t a pedophile)  Fuck Jim Bob for saying “this has all been taken care of year ago” meaning, “Josh won’t be put in jail, so no harm done.” Fuck Jim Bob for not calling Josh a pedophile because of a legal technicality (Josh was a 15, a pedophile has to be 15), but a transgendered man shouldn’t be allowed in a bathroom to piss because he’ll rape your children. Fuck Jim Bob and all Christian hypocrisy that doesn’t require them to be perfect but they require you to be. Fuck Jim Bob for saying God has forgiven Josh. How do you know? Seriously, like how the fuck do you know? And what would they have done if a neighbor molested their daughters? What would they have done if Josh had been molested? Would they have let the statute of limitations run out? Would they have asked God’s grace and asked mercy for Josh’s abuser? You don’t have to answer these because they’re all rhetorical. Oh, before I forget. Jessa, if you’re allowed to read this. Call me, girl.

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