Adrianne Curry Is SingleBy toddMay 31, 2011

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You ever had what should have been a one night stand that turned into a five-year relationship/marriage that ended badly? Yeah, Christopher Knight, 52, and Adrianne Curry, 28, do. E! reports:

“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated,” the couple’s manager, Phil Viardo, told the website Hollyscoop. “The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.” And there was more. “Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship,” Viardo went on. “They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”

In a interview on the Howard Stern Show on May 12, Curry basically said the relationship was over.

“I might be a little out but he’s trying to get back in…we’ve had a lot of distance lately.” And that wasn’t all. “My big joke now is, ‘I’m Mrs. Knight the third and probably not the last,” added Curry, 28. “You know, cause I always tell him, ‘I understand, now, why they left you.’ And I understand why we’re together. Because it’s very—it would be very hard for [other] people to put up with us…I frustrate him to the point where he’s smashing his face into walls.”

I actually kinda feel bad for Adrianne Curry because she was born a super Star Wars and video game dork in the body of what you see in the banner picture, so that must be hard trying to reconcile everyday. She wants people to see how cool and down-to-earth she is, when in reality, she could walk around with kitten’s heads as a necklace and say a mailbox was responsible for 9/11 and guys would just smile and nod because they just want to fuck her. And as for Knight, I can see how it would be hard to see your wife tweet pics of everything except her ovaries on a daily basis. Wow. I think I put way too much thought into this. Just like I do my outfits. Because not everything can compliment my deep brown eyes of mystery.

You ever had what should have been a one night stand that turned into a five-year relationship/marriage that ended badly? Yeah, Christopher Knight, 52, and Adrianne Curry, 28, do. E!…

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Jennifer Lopez Has An Intimate VideoBy jessMay 29, 2011
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Before Jennifer Lopez was famous for being a hypocritical karaoke judge, she was married to a waiter named Ojani Noa. He documented it, and he’s finally going to cash in. Radar Online reports:

Jennifer Lopez is facing a huge embarrassment as intimate home video of the singer with her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is set to be released.

Lopez has been battling Noa in court for years to prevent release of the footage, which was taken during their short lived marriage.

Lopez had been successful in that legal fight…Up till now…citing that release of the footage would violate the confidentiality agreement Noa signed.

Court documents, exclusively obtained by RadarOnline.com reveal that Noa managed to find a loophole in the law – selling the footage to his current girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez for her to release it on his behalf.

A Los Angeles judge issued a ruling Friday morning that allows Vazquez to release the footage JLo doesn’t want the public to see.

Ed Meyer, the executive producer of the project tells RadarOnline.com: “Claudia Vazquez has been allowed to release the home videos of Ojani and Jennifer. The project will deal with JLo’s rise to fame, and her marriage to Ojani. Claudia will be meeting with video distributors on Tuesday, and hopefully, a deal can be made very soon.”

The written ruling states: “Vazquez argues she has and is suffering harm in that she has had difficulty in obtaining work as a result of Lopez’s attempts at enforcing the Injunction against her.

“Vazquez argues that Lopez, on the other hand, will suffer no harm if Vazquez’s preliminary injunction is granted. Lopez puts forth no arguments contradicting those of Vazquez and, in fact, fails to address this element of the preliminary injunction test altogether. As a result, the Court finds that the balance of the equities weighs in favor of Vazquez.

Lopez and Cuban-born Noa were married February 1997 and divorced in 1998. They met when Noa was working as a waiter in a Miami restaurant.

I could give a shit less about the actual video and how it might potentially embarrass Jennifer Lopez. What should embarrass Jennifer Lopez is her taste in men. There’s a reason you bang flirt with the waiter, not marry the waiter. The drinks aren’t really free anymore when you have a joint checking account.

Images from WENN.

Before Jennifer Lopez was famous for being a hypocritical karaoke judge, she was married to a waiter named Ojani Noa. He documented it, and he’s finally going to cash in….

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Kim Kardashian Is UnbelievableBy jessMay 29, 2011

As if her wedding being funded by her network didn’t cause enough skepticism about her engagement, Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob says he doesn’t really believe it, either. From Popeater:

Earlier this week, reality TV star Kim Kardashian announced her engagement to NBA pro Kris Humphries–and while her sisters were super excited, it seems her little brother, Rob, just doesn’t think a wedding will actually happen.

“I just don’t feel confident because Kim has always been so like, you know, she’s, how old? She’s just been through a lot of relationships and she always gets hurt or never finds the right dude, but Kris is a really good dude,” he said to radio hosts Kidd Kraddick and Hyla on the Hollywood 5. “They’ve had their own personal, private relationship a long time now and I feel like they are a really good match for each other.”

Rob also described the scene when Kim told the family she was engaged. We were having a family dinner and we didn’t know what it was for, we just thought everyone was in town, we were at my mom’s,” he said. “She had a ring on and we didn’t believe her and we thought it was a joke, no one really, like, did anything, and it was like, oh wait, then it got crazy and there were ponies, it was really bizarre!”

But even though Rob isn’t so sure his sister will walk down the aisle with Humphries, he did admit that he likes the NBA star. “I spent like a family vacation with him and he’s a cool dude from Minnesota and like normal, and I’m about being normal and chill.”

In his own inarticulate way, Rob Kardashian did all the work for me. He already called his own sister out for being completely fake, old, and damaged goods. I wish he’d have just made a point or two about urinal cakes and the Amistad so I could get back to drinking.

As if her wedding being funded by her network didn’t cause enough skepticism about her engagement, Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob says he doesn’t really believe it, either. From Popeater: Earlier…

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There’s A Second Night In ChynaBy jessMay 28, 2011
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But her ex doesn’t want to see it. From TMZ:

Former WWE wrestler X-Pac — who co-starred with Chyna in their 2004 sex-tape — says he absolutely refuses to watch her new XXX flick … telling TMZ “It’s too hard remembering how devastated she was the first time around.”

TMZ spoke with X-Pac — real name Sean Waltman — who tells us, “It saddens me … but she obviously hasn’t progressed very far in life.”

As we first reported, Chyna recently struck a deal with Vivid Entertainment to release a brand new porno flick featuring the former Playboy model in some compromising positions with multiple endowed male professionals.

Sean adds, “[Chyna] used to say how low she felt after the first [sex tape] was released … what does that say about where she’s at in life now?”

It says that she’s a shitty business woman. If E! could shell out money for a Kardashian’s wedding, they can afford to pay the Ninth Wonder to be the Eighth Wonder’s understudy.

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But her ex doesn’t want to see it. From TMZ: Former WWE wrestler X-Pac — who co-starred with Chyna in their 2004 sex-tape — says he absolutely refuses to watch…

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January Jones Will Make A Great Mom You Guys For RealBy toddMay 27, 2011

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Yesterday, E! reported that X-Men: First Class director and husband of Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn, is more than likely the father of January Jones’ lustchild. They quickly pulled the story, so that means it’s 100% true. Despite what you just read and know about January Jones, the entire film’s cast say she will make a great mother. Let that sink in. US Magazine reports:

“It’s great!” Rose Byrne told Us Weekly on the red carpet. A rep for Jones, 33, told Us last month that the star “is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall.” Michael Fassbender, who plays Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto in the action flick, went into more detail about his co-star. “She’s a fantastic person,” the 34-year-old actor told Us. “She’s very sweet. Just in the experience of working with her, she sort of gets up and gets on with it, and I think she’ll probably do the same in motherhood.” And while her co-stars Byrne, Fassbender, James McAvoy, Kevin Bacon, and Lucas Till were positive for the mom-to-be, they also kept mum on who the father is. “You know you can’t ask me that!” laughed Bacon, who plays Sebastian Shaw.

Right. Totally. She’d be a wonderful mother. Because if her past life decisions have proven anything, it’s that she’s completely stable and selfless enough to make a safe, nurturing home for a child. Or whatever means the opposite of that. This baby won’t be off Similac a month before January Jones is looking for a club near a wireless hotspot so she can put the baby in headphones and throw it in a dumpster with a laptop streaming Little Bear on Netflix so she can take advantage of drink specials.

Yesterday, E! reported that X-Men: First Class director and husband of Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn, is more than likely the father of January Jones’ lustchild. They quickly pulled the story,…

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Jessica Lowndes Does FHMBy toddMay 27, 2011

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Apparently it’s swimsuit week here at IDLYITW, so here’s Jessica Lowndes and her hot ass on the cover of FHM. I would impregnate her then leave her alone to raise the baby on her own of course, but why her? She isn’t a respectable actress. She isn’t on a highly successful show like Mad Men. She isn’t worshiped as a goddess. Why isn’t Christina Hendricks on the cover of FHM in a swimsuit? (*)

(*) = LOL!!

Apparently it’s swimsuit week here at IDLYITW, so here’s Jessica Lowndes and her hot ass on the cover of FHM. I would impregnate her then leave her alone to raise…

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Sophie Monk Is Really, Really NakedBy toddOctober 01, 2009

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Sophie Monk is in a new movie called The Hills Run Red, a horror movie about something something something blah blah something something TITS!


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Sophie Monk is in a new movie called The Hills Run Red, a horror movie about something something something blah blah something something TITS! CLICK THE EITHER BANNER PIC TO…

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Britney Is At Target, Ya’llBy toddOctober 01, 2009

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Fresh off her Circus tour, Britney Spears went shopping at Target yesterday, because that’s what millionaires with impeccable style do to wind down. Later in the day she ran moonshine with Boss Hog, wrestled a crocodile, and put hardwood floors in her doublewide. Or, you know, whatever the hell it is inbred hillbillies do.

Note: I shop at Super Target, so please don’t confuse me with this redneck. Super Target is much more refined and classy. Much like my anal sex jokes.

Fresh off her Circus tour, Britney Spears went shopping at Target yesterday, because that’s what millionaires with impeccable style do to wind down. Later in the day she ran moonshine…

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