Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez NowBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez Now


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn.  People phrases it another way. 

Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”

Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley. 


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version…

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Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red StripeBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Brb Gonna Go Buy Some Red Stripe

 

Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she is asking you to enter a contest for Red Stripe. She’s the perfect choice for this because to enter the contest all you have to do basically is go to the beach and take a selfie. She pretty much has that on lock. Oh, you also have to pick up some Red Stripe on the way. I’d rather cover her in some white stripes. Christ, that wasn’t very subtle was it? You can tell me the truth. Seriously. Should I delete that line? Dammit, Todd. So stupid.

  Write this date down: This is first picture I’ve ever posted of Anastasia Ashley that didn’t involve her ass, but everything else about her cool too, so here she…

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Kate Upton Is Good At Flip CupBy toddSeptember 23, 2013

 

Kate Upton was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, where instead of asking her to remove her clothes and remain perfect silent, Fallon asked her to play flip cup then let her win, because we are taught at a young age to let pretty girls win things. It plays into their need for self-empowerment and increases your chances to get laid. It's really a win/win. Anyway, I realize this probably isn't news, so you can send me a strongly worded email telling me that only after you watch the video below. Did you watch? We're friends again now, right?

 

  Kate Upton was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, where instead of asking her to remove her clothes and remain perfect silent, Fallon asked her to play flip cup…

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Here’s Christian Bale’s Screen Test For ‘Batman Begins’By toddSeptember 23, 2013

 

While I'm still crying in my sweet tea that Damian Lewis is being suggested for Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman instead of Walter White, here's Christian Bale vs. Val Kilmer's Batman Suit and Amy Adams during his screen test for Batman Begins. I don't know what we can learn from this video, but one thing we can take away from it is that somebody had plenty of time to step in and say, "Hey, Christian. What's up with that voice you're doing right now, bro? You need a Sucrets? No? Then maybe stop doing that."

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The 65th Emmy Awards Were Last NightBy toddSeptember 23, 2013

 

As my headline clearly points out, the 65th Emmys were last night. Here are some winners you may care about. And if you're don't punch your nearest coworker over the fact that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were robbed, I say unto you: Get away from me you workers of lawlessness. I never knew you.

 

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES
Breaking Bad, AMC

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES
Modern Family, ABC

LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Claire Danes, Homeland, Showtime

LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom, HBO

LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep, HBO

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Bobby Cannavale, Boardwalk Empire, HBO

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad, AMC

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Tony Hale, Veep, HBO

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie, Showtime

  As my headline clearly points out, the 65th Emmys were last night. Here are some winners you may care about. And if you're don't punch your nearest coworker over…

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Jenny McCarthy Still Has TheseBy toddJune 01, 2012



I realize it’s not 1996 and if you saw Jenny McCarthy on the street you’d probably think it was Jenny McCarthy’s mom and she’s apparently found the cure for Austism by looking online, but she still has huge boobs. And huge boobs is something this site prides itself on. So glad we had this talk.

I realize it’s not 1996 and if you saw Jenny McCarthy on the street you’d probably think it was Jenny McCarthy’s mom and she’s apparently found the cure for Austism…

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Jenna Dewan Is Very AttractiveBy toddJune 01, 2012



I barely know who Jenna Dewan is, but I think she was in some movie about how dancing can save a rec center or get you out of the hood or something like that. I don’t know, that seems right. But here she is in LA yesterday, and I have to admit, she’s very attractive. I bet somebody who saw her that day probably said the same thing. “I have to admit, that young lady is very attractive,” that person would go on to say.

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Sofia Vergara Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy kathyMay 30, 2012

According to his co-worker, Matthew Fox beats up on women all the time [Popoholic]
Erin Heatherton is a sexy (and wet) cheerleader [Hollywood Tuna]
Kim Kardashian is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jessica Simpson probably broke Photoshop [Dlisted]
At least Fergie has one thing going for her (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Blake Lively shits on Gossip Girl [Celebuzz]
John Travolta is paying off his accusers [Celebitchy]
Mandy Moore looks cold (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
You guys all love “real women,” right? [COED Magazine]
Breaking: some people smoke pot, some don’t [College Humor]
How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew [The Chive]
More Glamour Women of the Year photos [Moe Jackson]
Jamie Lynn Spears in a bikini [Celebslam]
UFC girl Arianny Celeste kicked her boyfriend in the face [The Blemish]
Amanda Bynes is in denial [Evil Beet Gossip]
There will never be a Kristen Stewart sex tape [Amy Gindhouse]
Rihanna wants to make absolutely sure you know she smokes pot [Egotastic]
Usher says Justin Bieber is better at relationships than he is [Popcrush]
Hollywood loves Channing Tatum for some reason [Film Drunk]
The Situation has a comic book now [Allie Is Wired]

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Brooklyn Decker Did The ACMAsBy toddApril 04, 2011

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Like a Mexican not wearing cutoff jean shorts at the beach, it’s weird to see Brooklyn Decker not in a bikini (BAM!) (BAM AGAIN!) (EVEN MORE BAM!). First the UNC thing, then the soccer mom haircut, and now a dress. It’s almost like she’s trying not to give me an erection. What’s her deal? I can look at her right now and nothing. Nothoohh-o-oohhhhhh. Ohhh. Ohhh…mmmm..ohhh. Ohh. Nevermind. Move along.

Like a Mexican not wearing cutoff jean shorts at the beach, it’s weird to see Brooklyn Decker not in a bikini (BAM!) (BAM AGAIN!) (EVEN MORE BAM!). First the UNC…

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