Courtney Stodden Is A Great Wife, Not At All An Attention WhoreBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all the rumors that everything on her is fake. Seriously. And I believe her. Because when I think “all natural”, I automatically think perfectly round oversized implants, fake eyelashes, and a spray tan that makes you look like a bengal tiger with rosacea.

Note: In case you fully aren’t convinced this chick is crazy, read her Twitter. Or just stop by a psychiatric ward and ask somebody to write something. Trust me, it will be the same thing.

pic source = Egotastic!

Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all…

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Jessica Biel Is At Paris Fashion WeekBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out of a car like her OB/GYN wasn’t waiting on the curb. All of this leads me to believe that there is no God.

Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out…

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Lindsay Lohan Seems ChangedBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing to her immune system and the legal system for four years now. Good for her. Maybe Dina Lohan is planning to kill her at 27 so she can pretend Lindsay was a legend. Or maybe they just plan to drink some of this later. “Ron and coke” seems like something Lindsay would be interested in.

Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing…

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Kim Kardashian Bought A Car, Dropped SomethingBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K of her blood money to buy a Ferrari in Los Angeles this weekend. I don’t know, $325K seems like a lot of money to spend on something she can’t drive. Hopefully she’s thinking about ways to get that money back. Things like trying to star in Tupac’s next unreleased sex tape. Sometimes in business you have to think outside the box. Not her literal box, mind you, but the figurative box. Just wanted to point that out in case you misunderstood what I was saying.

In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddOctober 03, 2009
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Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic]
Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie]
264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine]
Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic]
Sexual favor FAIL [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Hips missing. [Celebslam]
Aubrey O’Day’s ass in on Twitter [DrunkenStepfather]
Rihanna is see through [Cityrag]
Letterman banged this chick [Cele|bitchy]
Aubrey O’Day is naked with her dog [Heyman Hustle]

More Denise Milani. See through. You’re welcome:

Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic] Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie] 264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine] Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic] Sexual favor…

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Chris Rock > Whoopi GoldbergBy toddOctober 02, 2009


You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

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Britney Is At Target, Ya’llBy toddOctober 01, 2009

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Fresh off her Circus tour, Britney Spears went shopping at Target yesterday, because that’s what millionaires with impeccable style do to wind down. Later in the day she ran moonshine with Boss Hog, wrestled a crocodile, and put hardwood floors in her doublewide. Or, you know, whatever the hell it is inbred hillbillies do.

Note: I shop at Super Target, so please don’t confuse me with this redneck. Super Target is much more refined and classy. Much like my anal sex jokes.

Fresh off her Circus tour, Britney Spears went shopping at Target yesterday, because that’s what millionaires with impeccable style do to wind down. Later in the day she ran moonshine…

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