Hey There, Anastasia Ashley & LinksBy toddSeptember 19, 2013
Hey There, Anastasia Ashley & Links

 

Simon McCoy’s Hilarious iPad Mistake [Dlisted]

Jake Gyllenhaal is Kind of a Jerk [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses Her Bikini Bottoms (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again [The Superficial]

Maxim Hometown Hotties Search Still Exists [Hollywood Tuna]

Eva Mendes Still Looking Like One Of The Sexiest Babes Around [Popoholic]

A Stripper Had A Miscarriage While Twerking (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

NYPD dropped the hammer on the CBS drama "Person of Interest” [TMZ]

Benedict Cumberbatch: Professional Smart Person [Lainey Gossip]

Clint Eastwood’s son Scott looks like a young, fratty Clint [Celebitchy]

Paula Patton Works Her Style in NYC While Promoting ‘Baggage Claim’ [Moe Jackson]

The World War Z honest trailer [Film Drunk]

Fernanda Marin is really clumsy [Celebslam]

Here Are The New LA Lakers 'Hollywood Nights' Uniforms [COED Magazine]

Lauren Cohan Confirmed Hot [The Blemish]

Cher Takes Back Her Miley Insults…Sort Of [Evil Beet Gossip]

Is Schwarzenegger up for Avatar Sequel? [Crave Online

Azealia Banks thinks Lady Gaga stole one of her songs [Popbytes

Get Revenge [MyEx]

 

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  Simon McCoy’s Hilarious iPad Mistake [Dlisted] Jake Gyllenhaal is Kind of a Jerk [Fishwrapper] Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses Her Bikini Bottoms (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]  Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking…

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Kate Winslet Isn’t Taking Her Husband’s Stupid Last NameBy toddSeptember 18, 2013
Kate Winslet Isn’t Taking Her Husband’s Stupid Last Name

 

ALL HAIL THE PATRIARCHY IS DEAD!!!! Or, Kate Winslet's new husband's last name is "Rocknroll" and that's just really dumb. The Telegraph reports:

Winslet, who has previously been married to Jim Threapleton and Sam Mendes, told the Telegraph: “I was never going to change my name to Rocknroll. I’ve never changed my name to anything so I didn’t see a reason to start now. "I quite like Kate Winslet; in fact I think it’s very flashy. I’m proud of my name because I’m one of three girls and we have one boy in our family so essentially the only person who is going to carry the name along is my brother and he doesn’t have any children at the moment.”

Ned Rocknroll is the Head of Marketing Promotion and Astronaut Experience at Virgin Galactic, because you know, his uncle, Richard Branson owns the company. So maybe he should change his name to Ned Branson if he wants Kate to take his last name. "CHA-CHING," Kate Winslet was quoted as saying.

 

  ALL HAIL THE PATRIARCHY IS DEAD!!!! Or, Kate Winslet's new husband's last name is "Rocknroll" and that's just really dumb. The Telegraph reports: Winslet, who has previously been married…

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Soooo……By toddSeptember 18, 2013

 

Ok, like, this has nothing to do with celebrities or boobs and stuff, but if anybody can tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS that would be great. brb moving to the mountains.

  Ok, like, this has nothing to do with celebrities or boobs and stuff, but if anybody can tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS that would be great. brb…
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Olivia Wilde Had To Make The First Move On Jason SudeikisBy toddSeptember 18, 2013

In the October 2013 issue of Allure, Olivia Wilde said some words, but what we're going to focus on here is the unlimted options available to single men in New York City and Hollywood.

"I met Jason, and I thought he was so charming. He's a great dancer and I'm a sucker for great dancers. But he didn't even get my number. Over the next six months we kept running into each other. [One night], my best guy friend walked up to him and said, 'This is Olivia's number. Use it.' That was the beginning," she says.

As you read this, please keep in mind that Olivia Wilde was married at 18 in the back of an abandoned school bus and stayed married until 2011. He real last name is "Cockburn", so you know this could have only ended up one way. As 1 Peter 5:8 says, her vagina was roaming the Earth like a roaring lion seeking to devour the D. I would quote the Book of Jason, but it's mostly about unlimited blowjobs and anal.

 

In the October 2013 issue of Allure, Olivia Wilde said some words, but what we're going to focus on here is the unlimted options available to single men in New…

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Courtney Stodden Is A Great Wife, Not At All An Attention WhoreBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all the rumors that everything on her is fake. Seriously. And I believe her. Because when I think “all natural”, I automatically think perfectly round oversized implants, fake eyelashes, and a spray tan that makes you look like a bengal tiger with rosacea.

Note: In case you fully aren’t convinced this chick is crazy, read her Twitter. Or just stop by a psychiatric ward and ask somebody to write something. Trust me, it will be the same thing.

pic source = Egotastic!

Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all…

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Jessica Biel Is At Paris Fashion WeekBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out of a car like her OB/GYN wasn’t waiting on the curb. All of this leads me to believe that there is no God.

Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out…

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Lindsay Lohan Seems ChangedBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing to her immune system and the legal system for four years now. Good for her. Maybe Dina Lohan is planning to kill her at 27 so she can pretend Lindsay was a legend. Or maybe they just plan to drink some of this later. “Ron and coke” seems like something Lindsay would be interested in.

Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing…

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Kim Kardashian Bought A Car, Dropped SomethingBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K of her blood money to buy a Ferrari in Los Angeles this weekend. I don’t know, $325K seems like a lot of money to spend on something she can’t drive. Hopefully she’s thinking about ways to get that money back. Things like trying to star in Tupac’s next unreleased sex tape. Sometimes in business you have to think outside the box. Not her literal box, mind you, but the figurative box. Just wanted to point that out in case you misunderstood what I was saying.

In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddOctober 03, 2009
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Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic]
Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie]
264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine]
Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic]
Sexual favor FAIL [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Hips missing. [Celebslam]
Aubrey O’Day’s ass in on Twitter [DrunkenStepfather]
Rihanna is see through [Cityrag]
Letterman banged this chick [Cele|bitchy]
Aubrey O’Day is naked with her dog [Heyman Hustle]

More Denise Milani. See through. You’re welcome:

Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic] Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie] 264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine] Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic] Sexual favor…

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Chris Rock > Whoopi GoldbergBy toddOctober 02, 2009


You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

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