Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob KardashianBy toddJanuary 06, 2016
Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob Kardashian


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.

Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.

$100K?!  Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about. 


Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud. Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his…

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Ronda Rousey’s Painted Ass, Anyone?By toddJanuary 06, 2016
 

Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint

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The 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue drops next month, but I guess they’re dropping teases and stuff already. If the headline wasn’t clear, this is Ronda Rousey’s ass. I hope that was clear. If it’s not, here’s an Instagram pic of her god awful wrist tats. That being said, I’d hit it. Probably not as hard as Holly Holm, though. I’m very gentle and take my time with a lady whenever she has a spare 10-15 mins.


 

Here it is : kodokan flower on the right, octagon on the left by @Hilmartattoos

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  Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…

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Bella Thorne Is Wrecked & LinksBy toddJanuary 06, 2016



Katie Cassidy probably cut something in the ocean (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Men’s rights activists think their Star Wars boycott worked  [   The Superficial   ]

Michael Bay wants to give away all his money to charity, just not now  [  Dlisted   ]

Best Instagram pics of the Clemson cheerleaders  [  COED  ]

The daughter of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco is topless at the beach (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Armanda Barten   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff shows off the bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Stella Maxwell got naked on Instagram  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Taylor Swift wore this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Tarantino called the Confederate flag the “America swastika”  [  The Blemish  ]

Hey there, Anna Schilling  [  Celebslam  ]

Tom Brady’s diet sounds like death  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

  Even the calendar reads W T F after Tuesday #Wrecked #SoulCycle #NewYearsResolution #TooMuchHolidayFood #NotEnoughExercise #GettingStrongAgain A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jan 5, 2016 at 10:54am PST Katie…

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Bristol Palin Might Have Lied About Her PregnancyBy toddJanuary 05, 2016
 

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on



Last time he heard from Bristol Palin, she gave birth to her disappointing miracle on December 23rd. OR DID SHE?! Ok, so here’s the deal: Bristol apparently had the kid on 11/4/2015. Apparently it was the result of a one night stand in Vegas on Valentine’s Day (here’s the selfie. The caption was changed from “The night before the worst mistake of my life.” to “#vegas”). Three months later, Bristol was “blindsided” by her engagement to Dakota Meyer being called off. And according to Sarah Palin’s last kid’s Bristol’s first kid’s (Tripp) stepmom, this pic of Tripp supposedly holding Sailor on Christmas Eve was apparently taken weeks before since Tripp was with his dad on Christmas. You can read the whole, detailed story over here (via ONTD). TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina. 

  My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Dec 24, 2015 at 12:27pm PST Last time…

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Naked Kendall Jenner & LinksBy toddDecember 01, 2015
 

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Erykah Badu shit all over Iggy Azalea  [ Dlisted  ]

This is how Emily Bett Richards leaves the ocean  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Daniel Radcliffe really wanted to masturbate in Hogwarts  [ The Superficial  ]

Emma Watson is wet  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Jessica Hart in a bikini (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Alina Boyko  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Emmy Rossum in this dress   [  Popoholic  ]

James Deen is the new Bill Cosby  [ The Blemish ]

This is how Gwen Stefani dresses her kids  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Natalie Dormer did Shape  Egotastic  ]

  A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 28, 2015 at 11:16am PST Erykah Badu shit all over Iggy Azalea  [ Dlisted  ] This is how Emily Bett…

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This Is Why ISIS ExistsBy toddOctober 01, 2015


I don’t know who Adam Barta is, but I assume he was two months behind on his rent.


 Pictures of Iggy Azalea just feels right here.


I don’t know who Adam Barta is, but I assume he was two months behind on his rent.  Pictures of Iggy Azalea just feels right here.
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Ariana Grande Is Already Coming For Jim CarreyBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Jim Carrey‘s ex-girlfriend hasn’t even been dead a week at the hands of BIG PHARMA, but Ariana Grande was on Live with Kelly and Michael this morning, and well, you can’t trust anybody who hates America.


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Jim Carrey‘s ex-girlfriend hasn’t even been dead a week at the hands of BIG PHARMA, but Ariana Grande was on Live with Kelly and Michael this morning, and well, you…

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Kendall Jenner Wore ThisBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Jessica Chastain may not want to be oversexualized, but she needs to understand that sometimes that’s your entire business model. Like when your mom is Kris Jenner and your name is Kendall Jenner so you wear something that let’s everybody see your nipples and bare ass. For instance, I’m wearing a cardigan and a t-shirt with sauce from Fat Matt’s Rib Shack on it because my business model is totally different.

Jessica Chastain may not want to be oversexualized, but she needs to understand that sometimes that’s your entire business model. Like when your mom is Kris Jenner and your name…

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Phoebe Price Is Ready, LinksBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Kaley Cuoco tells US Weekly to say her husband is a pill head  [ Dlisted ]

Another porn star says she had bad sex with Josh Duggar [ The Superficial ]

Bai Ling on another stop of her IDGAF Tour  [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Isabeli Fontana burned up Vogue Brazil [ Egotastic ]

Ireland Baldwin is see through [ Hollywood Tuna]

Chrissy Teigen has a Easy Bake Bra  [ The Blemish ]

Cindy Crawford topless, anyone?  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Alice Eve‘s butt in these jeans tho [ Popoholic ]

Amanda Seyfried in these shorts [ Moe Jackson ]

Kaley Cuoco tells US Weekly to say her husband is a pill head  [ Dlisted ] Another porn star says she had bad sex with Josh Duggar [ The Superficial…

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Jake Lloyd Attacked His Mom, Has SchizophreniaBy toddJune 24, 2015

Did you spend two minutes wondering why Jake Lloyd was going 117mph through Charleston, SC besides the obvious like I did? I guess now we know.

We’ve learned that the Indianapolis Metro Police Department was called on March 26 to report the assault. During her interview with cops, Lloyd’s mother, Lisa revealed Jake has schizophrenia and was off his meds. According to the report, Lisa told police Lloyd showed up at her house and began yelling at her … telling her that she ruined his life. When she wouldn’t let him in, Jake knocked her down and stomped on her three or four times, causing abrasions and bruising on her arm.  When police arrived, Jake was already gone. His mom declined to press charges. TMZ spoke with Lisa … who confirmed Jake began showing signs of schizophrenia when he was 19. She said Jake has gotten help in the past and the family plans to try and get him help again … once he’s released from jail. 

Well, I’m not going to make fun of somebody with schizophrenia. I’m just upset that James Horner won’t be able to do the score for his biopic.

Did you spend two minutes wondering why Jake Lloyd was going 117mph through Charleston, SC besides the obvious like I did? I guess now we know. We’ve learned that the Indianapolis…

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