Emily Sears Did C-HeadBy toddNovember 10, 2015

We’re gonna start Tuesday off with two posts about hot blondes in a row today, because Emily Sears did this photo shoot with C-Head. I was hoping it was a type of blowjob that helps you get over a cold, but it’s only a magazine. Lame. These pictures aren’t lame so that’s why I’m posting them btw. I’m sure science will eventually make the other thing happen. Until then.

 

We’re gonna start Tuesday off with two posts about hot blondes in a row today, because Emily Sears did this photo shoot with C-Head. I was hoping it was a…

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KONG WORKOUT LOLBy toddOctober 08, 2015
KONG WORKOUT LOL


Since any good workout should include sunglasses, hoop earrings, and posing with a hat by a pool, here’s Khloe Kardashian in pics from her dumb app that you can pay for or just wait a few days and see all the stuff for free. Lucky, I was able to find her exclusive workout video. This might be removed soon, so watch it while you can.



 Nope. Still nope.


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French Train Hero Guy Got Stabbed Multiple Times In CaliforniaBy toddOctober 08, 2015
French Train Hero Guy Got Stabbed Multiple Times In California


At least it wasn’t a gun, amirite?

Spencer Stone, one of the 3 heroes who thwarted the terrorist attack in France, was stabbed multiple times … and is now hospitalized. The attack reportedly happened early Thursday morning in Sacramento. Stone was stabbed 4 times in the chest while standing on a street corner. The 23-year-old U.S. airman 1st class is reportedly in stable condition. 

So this dude almost gets killed stopping a terrorist attack in France, enrolled at Umpqua Community College in Oregon but didn’t go, then gets stabbed in his hometown. Glad he’s ok, but at least Hollywood has found a way to reboot the Final Destination franchise.


 #TBT for America


At least it wasn’t a gun, amirite? Spencer Stone, one of the 3 heroes who thwarted the terrorist attack in France, was stabbed multiple times … and is now hospitalized….
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Taylor Swift’s GQ Cover LeakedBy toddOctober 08, 2015
Taylor Swift’s GQ Cover Leaked


Taylor Swift‘s GQ cover leaked a week a early, and I’m not sure if it’s a misprint, but they say she “rules the world”. I think they meant”Tumblr” and “a horde of white girls“.  They should also check with Madonna to see if she’s cool with them using her arms.



#TBT


Taylor Swift‘s GQ cover leaked a week a early, and I’m not sure if it’s a misprint, but they say she “rules the world”. I think they meant”Tumblr” and “a…

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Bella Thorne Is 18By toddOctober 08, 2015

Happy Thursday! Bella Thorne turned 18 today. Isn’t that exciting news?! That’s exciting news. Remember that time she really wanted you to look at her butt? Or the time she did this? Or the time she and her sister wore bikinis? Or the time she was really feeling that fragrance? Or the time she wore this? Or this? Those were great. She’s 18 now and since I try to remain as topical as I can, I guess it’s a good time to say my dick is bigger than Bieber’s. Just sharing. She’s free to use that information as she wishes.

 

 

Happy Thursday! Bella Thorne turned 18 today. Isn’t that exciting news?! That’s exciting news. Remember that time she really wanted you to look at her butt? Or the time she…
Kim Davis Got Offered $500K To Do Interracial Lesbian PornBy toddOctober 07, 2015
Kim Davis Got Offered $500K To Do Interracial Lesbian Porn


Kim Davis stole our hearts this summer as the Kentucky clerk whose religious beliefs weren’t strong enough to skip a paycheck, but porn company. Dogfart (uh, ok), wants to give her the opportunity to hand Jesus $5oK. I’ll have to do some research, but I think that might be enough to get her own beachfront cloud (via Uproxx)

The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica. “We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.”

Man, this is a pretty tough decision. On one hand, Kim Davis has been divorced three times, had kids out of wedlock, refused to do her job, violated a judge’s order, and lied about her visit with the Pope. On the other hand, porn is immoral.


(btw speaking of porn, what’s the hold up?)

Kim Davis stole our hearts this summer as the Kentucky clerk whose religious beliefs weren’t strong enough to skip a paycheck, but porn company. Dogfart (uh, ok), wants to give…

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George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot TakeBy toddAugust 27, 2015
George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot Take



Much like your Facebook friends who tell you that the Confederate flag had nothing to do with slavery or that the systematic slaughter of black men by militarized police has nothing to do with race and that we should all be colorblind while attaching an out of context Martin Luther King, Jr. quote, George Zimmerman (along with those same Facebook friends) also claimed that when he stalked and killed Trayvon Martin that it wasn’t about race. Also, when George Zimmerman painted Confederate flags to support a “Muslim-free” gun shop, he wasn’t being racist, he was being a patriot. So, I’m kinda confused now, because you know what is about race? OMG A BLACK GAY KILLED TWO STRAIGHT WHITE PEOPLE


As you might have already read, it’s pretty hard to tell if your Conservative friends are more upset that two white people got killed or more happy that a black, gay guy did it. Vester Flanagan II doesn’t get the “lone wolf with a history of mental illness”, because well, black and gay. He isn’t allowed to drink out of that water fountain. That being said, George Zimmerman went on Twitter last night to give his opinion on the Virginia shootings that left WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker and photographer Adam Ward dead. Please keep in mind, George Zimmerman is NOT RACIST.


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Hilary Duff Wore These PantsBy toddAugust 27, 2015

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her thighs and butt are usually reserved for black girls, any cocktail waitress in Miami, and white girls from the South. Hilary Duff is from Texas, so mystery solved. She’s also reportedly dating her personal trainer. So I guess if you need a Hilary Duff expert for your next trivia night. I’m your man. I’m also pretty good at 90s hip hop and art from the neo-impressionism movement.

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her…

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Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His GirlfriendBy toddAugust 27, 2015
Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His Girlfriend


“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?'”


NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose and his friends drugged her then broke into her apartment and gang raped her. Not very romantic.

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“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?’” NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose…
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