Charlotte McKinney Needs A New BikiniBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Charlotte McKinney Needs A New Bikini

 

Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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  Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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Nobody Is Having Sex With ThisBy toddOctober 14, 2015

The only place Ciara had to wear this dress was a premiere of a Vin Diesel movie and her boyfriend’s team is currently 2-3, so obviously all that celibacy stuff they’re doing isn’t really helping. Because it’s always important to not know what your girlfriend’s like in bed before you make sign a contract that says you’ll stay with her until you die or she gets half your money. Not sure who thought of that, but he’s really onto something.

The only place Ciara had to wear this dress was a premiere of a Vin Diesel movie and her boyfriend’s team is currently 2-3, so obviously all that celibacy stuff…

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Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album CoverBy toddOctober 14, 2015
Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album Cover


Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that doesn’t wear a flag pin or doesn’t believe Jesus was a fan of the free market. Either way, I’m sure it will  sell more than Nick Jonas’ last album, because even though Ariana is brown, at least she’s not gay. God hated gay people so much he forgot to put it in the Ten Commandments.


Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that…

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Courtney Stodden Is Pretending To Be PregnantBy toddOctober 14, 2015
Courtney Stodden Is Pretending To Be Pregnant


She tried the sex tape, that didn’t work. So there’s isn’t much Courtney Stodden can do now to make people remember who she is besides sucking off a horse on stage at the next Presidential debate, so she has to call the paparazzi to take pictures of her buying a pregnancy test. Of course she’s not really pregnant, because if she was, her husband’s dick would have had a GoPro on it and we would have seen it on Vimeo by now.


She tried the sex tape, that didn’t work. So there’s isn’t much Courtney Stodden can do now to make people remember who she is besides sucking off a horse on…

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Lucy Pinder Isn’t A Jesus Cult/Child PornBy toddAugust 21, 2015

Yeah, so sorry about all the horrific child porn and equally horrific professions of Christ on the site today. Hopefully Lucy Pinder will help.

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Yeah, so sorry about all the horrific child porn and equally horrific professions of Christ on the site today. Hopefully Lucy Pinder will help.

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Jared Fogle Asked An FBI Informant If He Could Secretly Film Her KidsBy toddAugust 21, 2015

When the alien invasion warships arrive, I’ll be the one on the roof waving them in. You should join. In the meantime. let’s all thank Rochelle Herman, the woman who was an FBI informant for eight years to bring down Jared Fogle.

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When the alien invasion warships arrive, I’ll be the one on the roof waving them in. You should join. In the meantime. let’s all thank Rochelle Herman, the woman who…

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Gene Simmon’s House Got Raided For Child PornBy toddAugust 21, 2015

A search warrant was executed by the LAPD’s Internet Crime Against Children Task Force at 8am yesterday morning. Gene Simmons doesn’t appear to be a suspect. But, like, can we all agree to stop looking pictures of naked children? Let’s just all agree to that.

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A search warrant was executed by the LAPD’s Internet Crime Against Children Task Force at 8am yesterday morning. Gene Simmons doesn’t appear to be a suspect. But, like, can we all…

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