Who’s Got The Kristen Bell Pics Now?By daveMarch 28, 2009
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This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn’t notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them down. I know I left you Bell-less, even if the photos weren’t the greatest thing.

Kristen is shooting a film here in NYC, so she swung over to the Gossip Girl set (She’s the narrator, ex-oh-ex-oh) to get some free hot dog lunch with the cast. I’m guessing from her lack of make-up (and eyebrows) that she’s not so much in the episode, as a big fan of hot dogs.

However, there is one set of Kristen Bell photos that will forever be the favorites, the best, and those are Bell in her Princess Leia outfit from Fanboys.

You’re welcome…

This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn’t notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them…

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Give it Up, GrandmaBy toddMarch 27, 2009



Malawian officials have confirmed that Madonna is adopting yet another kid from Africa. This time, it is a 3-year old girl (stage?)named Mercy James.

“The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s Director of Child Welfare Services, Penstone Kilembe, tells Usmagazine.com. “It has been at an advanced stage for some time.” Mercy will be Madonna’s fourth child, and second child from the African country. David Banda, 3, was adopted in 2006. The girl is from the “Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” an official at the ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.

This is supposedly an older picture of Mercy James, and not to sound racist here, but she looks a lot like Madonna’s other adopted kid from Africa. That’s boring. She needs to be like Angelina and mix it up to keep this shit interesting. I think I speak for everyone when I say I wish Angelina would adopt more. Because, well, it could be a regular baby, but there’s also a good chance it’ll be a spider from Mars or a peanut in a top hat.

Instead of pictures of Madonna, here’s NYC madame, Kristen Davis, who claims to have had sex with Alex Rodriguez when he was dating Madonna. To reiterate, Alex Rodriguez was banging Madonna and this chick at the same time. Going to vomit now, brb.:

Malawian officials have confirmed that Madonna is adopting yet another kid from Africa. This time, it is a 3-year old girl (stage?)named Mercy James. “The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is in Mexico 2By toddMarch 26, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said “finally” like I’ve been waiting for them, so sorry about that. I’m just posting them for anybody who’s ever wanted to see a pair of 36Cs laying next to a ghost. If you have, congratulations! Today’s your lucky day!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said “finally” like…

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This Isn’t Going to Turn Out WellBy toddMarch 26, 2009

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Rihanna has been quietly stepping back in the spotlight after she got beat down by Chris Brown last month, but this week, she may be making her first unofficial statement. Specifically, LA-based tattoo artist BangBang and getting three guns tattooed on her body (one on her ribcage and two below her shoulders here). I have no idea what any of this means, but if I was Chris Brown, I’d probably try to see if the Pope is looking to sell his car.

Rihanna has been quietly stepping back in the spotlight after she got beat down by Chris Brown last month, but this week, she may be making her first unofficial statement….

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Links Beyonce’d Love To WearBy daveMarch 26, 2009

Space aged designs for Beyonce’s new tour make me feel bad that I spilled coffee on my t-shirt. [ImNotObsessed]

Now that I see the sign language demonstrated, I understand why deaf girls are hard to hit on. [EbaumNation]

Jimmy Fallon‘s not-funniness was momentarily saved by Anna Kournikova‘s hotness. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Goodbye Blender Magazine. We’re sorry your last cover had Kelly Clarkson on it. [JustJared]

Ashlee Simpson is a house mom…[FatBackMedia]

…while Jamie Lynn Spears doesn’t wanna get hitched. Either way, celeb babies are screwed. [GossipGirls]

Madonna has filed for her new adoption, which still makes no sense. [ICYDK]

Space aged designs for Beyonce’s new tour make me feel bad that I spilled coffee on my t-shirt. [ImNotObsessed] Now that I see the sign language demonstrated, I understand why…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is RomanticBy toddMarch 25, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he’s ready to drop a diamond in a glass of champagne, she looks like he’s another warm body to fill her bottomless pit of need and insecurity that will be tossed aside on a whim. I have a feeling this isn’t going to end well. I can’t seem to shake the feeling that in six months Jamie Kennedy is gonna be outside Love’s house sniffing her panties and jerking off in her trashcan because she won’t return his calls.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he’s ready to…

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Robert Pattinson Has a Slight ProblemBy toddMarch 25, 2009

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Robert Pattinson, star of the tween and middle-age woman porn, Twilight, has been knocking the ladies dead on the set of the sequel, New Moon. And by “knocking the ladies dead” I mean “he smells like ass”. E! News reports:

We got word from people hotly preparing to work up in Vancouver for New Moon that Rob P. causes quite the commotion on set….He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.

Since I’m a fancy gentleman, my hygiene and the hygiene of the ladies that I court is very important to me. Why, just last year I had to break up with a Russian model over this. I invited her to a party at my hotel suite and she just laid on my couch for three days. She even had her eyes open staring at the ceiling and wouldn’t even talk to me. How rude! She started to smell pretty bad because she was too lazy to take a shower and she must have been cold too because her lips were blue. I called my bodyguard in about it, but he just ran out real fast then came back and wrapped her in a tarp and told me to come back later. I never saw her again, and quite frankly, I don’t think I want to. The nerve of some people!

Robert Pattinson, star of the tween and middle-age woman porn, Twilight, has been knocking the ladies dead on the set of the sequel, New Moon. And by “knocking the ladies…

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