Adele Had A BoyBy toddOctober 22, 2012



If you remember, Adele was seven months pregnant before anybody realized she was pregnant. Most because she always looks pregnant. Now she’s not pregnant anymore. Congratulations! People reports:

Adele is officially rolling in the diapers! The British singing sensation, 24, is now Mum to a baby boy, a family source confirms to PEOPLE. “We are all over the moon,” the source says.

She had a baby. Cool. Whatever. But can we finally stop with this “over the moon” thing? What does that even mean? There’s a newborn in your house, why would you want to be over the moon? Seems a little irresponsible to me.

If you remember, Adele was seven months pregnant before anybody realized she was pregnant. Most because she always looks pregnant. Now she’s not pregnant anymore. Congratulations! People reports: Adele is…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Married NowBy toddOctober 19, 2012



Yeah, like the title says. People reports:

It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends,” the couple told PEOPLE in an exclusive statement Friday.

Man, this must be a big relief to Timberlake. He finally gets to have sex with Jessica Biel! Because we all know that suppressing sexual feelings is the best way to ensure a happy marriage! Congrats, bro!

Yeah, like the title says. People reports: It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony…

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Christina Aguilera Says She Never Wears UnderwearBy toddOctober 19, 2012



I’d like to apologize if you’re eating right now, but Christina Aguilera waddled onto Chelsea Lately last night, and while viewers were looking at Chelsea Handler’s mummified face in HD, the fat chick said that she didn’t like to wear underwear. She didn’t go on to say anything about the ecosystem between her legs.
E! Online
reports:

“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”…Aguilera went on to explain, “It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”

“The Voice”? More like “The Moist”, amirite?! Ok, gonna go vomit now. brb.

I’d like to apologize if you’re eating right now, but Christina Aguilera waddled onto Chelsea Lately last night, and while viewers were looking at Chelsea Handler’s mummified face in HD,…

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Do Not Be Fooled: If You Wear Lynx You Are Still a Douchebag, LinksBy kathyOctober 18, 2012



Mila Kunis is going to be a great step-mom [The Superficial]
No one in Kim Kardashian‘s life cares enough to tell her to stop wearing leather pants [Popoholic]
Bella Thorne can pull them off, though, even if she’s too young [Hollywood Tuna]
Lucy Pinder is in lingerie. Good lord. [MyEx]
Olivia Wilde wore underwear today (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
A nursery school teacher got 19 students in her hatchback and drove them to a mall [Dlisted]
Miranda Kerr is the best Angel (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ashton Kutcher is the highest paid man on TV. Let that sink in [Celebuzz]
Khloe Kardashian might be getting divorced [Celebitchy]
Juno Temple got naked in Killer Joe (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Why aren’t there more shows about hot female surfers? [COED Magazine]
The illest sick day [College Humor]
Star Wars scarecrows!!! [The Chive]
Katy Perry doesn’t look like she slept much on John Mayer‘s birthday [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna is getting $8 million to flip a light switch [Celebslam]
Chris Brown got another neck tattoo, not a beaten woman this time [The Blemish]
Uma Thurman wins craziest celebrity baby name [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kellan Lutz thinks he will win an Oscar one day [Amy Gindhouse]
Celebs are arriving in Italy for Justin Timberlake‘s wedding [Lainey Gossip]
Xenia Deli is see-through [Egotastic]
The best of the “binders full of women” meme [Cityrag]
One Direction got matching tattoos [Popcrush]
Sylvester Stallone is going to be in another boxing movie [Film Drunk]
Five fun facts about The Shining [TooFab]
PETA ads are still terrible [Popbytes]
Soulja Boy really, really likes weed [Allie Is Wired]
Flavor Flav got arrested [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Warner Bros. won their Superman lawsuit [ComingSoon]
Lego Batman is getting a movie [Superhero Hype]
High school girls are sociopaths [Crave Online]
Ice jump fail [Viralosity]
Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter in 3 months [Hollyscoop]
Celebrities who should not be allowed to drive [Splash News]

Mila Kunis is going to be a great step-mom [The Superficial] No one in Kim Kardashian‘s life cares enough to tell her to stop wearing leather pants [Popoholic] …Bella Thorne…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Getting Married This WeekBy toddOctober 18, 2012



It’s okay, women on Twitter. I’m sure you were Justin’s second choice. And like you said, it probably won’t last a year and he’ll call you then, right? I meant, hahaha go get another sweater for your chihuahua . Us Magazine reports:

Following a ten-month engagement — and nixed plans for a bash in Northern California — Justin Timberlake will wed girlfriend of five years Jessica Biel in southern Italy this week, multiple sources confirm in the new Us Weekly. “They are ready to get married,” an insider says of the intimate, rustic ceremony to be attended only by close friends and family. With the bride and groom’s team taking “extra precautions” to keep the location top-secret, celebrations kicked off on Tuesday, Oct. 16.

Even though marriage is archaic and stupid and initially started as a transaction so the man could list a woman as his property before Christian’s co-opted the idea, I really don’t have anything bad to say about two seemingly cool people getting married, so congratulations I guess. May they be fruitful and Romney/Duggar the Earth.

It’s okay, women on Twitter. I’m sure you were Justin’s second choice. And like you said, it probably won’t last a year and he’ll call you then, right? I meant,…

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John Mayer Spent His 35th Birthday With Katy PerryBy toddOctober 17, 2012



Three of Katy Perry‘s ex-boyfriends were drug addicts and one just recently killed an old lady and her cat then jumped off a roof a died, so gold star for her strict Christian upbringing. Also, give a gold star to John Mayer for presenting himself as the most normal guy she’s ever dated even though he’s probably fucked most of her friends and relatives already. In closing, birthday sex. New York Post:

“It was hard to recognize them because Katy had a hat on that was covering her face. But she and John were alone, they were holding hands throughout the meal and they definitely looked like a full-on couple.” This comes after the two, who had appeared to cool off a little, spent a flirty Saturday night together. They were spotted at Hotel Chantelle on the Lower East Side, “kissing and partying together,” according to spies. Then they headed to Cabin Down Below for a more intimate rendezvous. According to a witness, “They were getting cozy in a small private room in the back.”

John Mayer makes pussy begging music that chicks love and Katy Perry has huge tits that dudes love, so it’s not surprising that they’re on again off again. Katy probably wants to collaborate on a song, and John is fine just collaborating on her tits every few weeks.

Three of Katy Perry‘s ex-boyfriends were drug addicts and one just recently killed an old lady and her cat then jumped off a roof a died, so gold star for…

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Adrianne Curry Is SingleBy toddMay 31, 2011

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You ever had what should have been a one night stand that turned into a five-year relationship/marriage that ended badly? Yeah, Christopher Knight, 52, and Adrianne Curry, 28, do. E! reports:

“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated,” the couple’s manager, Phil Viardo, told the website Hollyscoop. “The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.” And there was more. “Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship,” Viardo went on. “They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”

In a interview on the Howard Stern Show on May 12, Curry basically said the relationship was over.

“I might be a little out but he’s trying to get back in…we’ve had a lot of distance lately.” And that wasn’t all. “My big joke now is, ‘I’m Mrs. Knight the third and probably not the last,” added Curry, 28. “You know, cause I always tell him, ‘I understand, now, why they left you.’ And I understand why we’re together. Because it’s very—it would be very hard for [other] people to put up with us…I frustrate him to the point where he’s smashing his face into walls.”

I actually kinda feel bad for Adrianne Curry because she was born a super Star Wars and video game dork in the body of what you see in the banner picture, so that must be hard trying to reconcile everyday. She wants people to see how cool and down-to-earth she is, when in reality, she could walk around with kitten’s heads as a necklace and say a mailbox was responsible for 9/11 and guys would just smile and nod because they just want to fuck her. And as for Knight, I can see how it would be hard to see your wife tweet pics of everything except her ovaries on a daily basis. Wow. I think I put way too much thought into this. Just like I do my outfits. Because not everything can compliment my deep brown eyes of mystery.

You ever had what should have been a one night stand that turned into a five-year relationship/marriage that ended badly? Yeah, Christopher Knight, 52, and Adrianne Curry, 28, do. E!…

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Jennifer Lopez Has An Intimate VideoBy jessMay 29, 2011
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Before Jennifer Lopez was famous for being a hypocritical karaoke judge, she was married to a waiter named Ojani Noa. He documented it, and he’s finally going to cash in. Radar Online reports:

Jennifer Lopez is facing a huge embarrassment as intimate home video of the singer with her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is set to be released.

Lopez has been battling Noa in court for years to prevent release of the footage, which was taken during their short lived marriage.

Lopez had been successful in that legal fight…Up till now…citing that release of the footage would violate the confidentiality agreement Noa signed.

Court documents, exclusively obtained by RadarOnline.com reveal that Noa managed to find a loophole in the law – selling the footage to his current girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez for her to release it on his behalf.

A Los Angeles judge issued a ruling Friday morning that allows Vazquez to release the footage JLo doesn’t want the public to see.

Ed Meyer, the executive producer of the project tells RadarOnline.com: “Claudia Vazquez has been allowed to release the home videos of Ojani and Jennifer. The project will deal with JLo’s rise to fame, and her marriage to Ojani. Claudia will be meeting with video distributors on Tuesday, and hopefully, a deal can be made very soon.”

The written ruling states: “Vazquez argues she has and is suffering harm in that she has had difficulty in obtaining work as a result of Lopez’s attempts at enforcing the Injunction against her.

“Vazquez argues that Lopez, on the other hand, will suffer no harm if Vazquez’s preliminary injunction is granted. Lopez puts forth no arguments contradicting those of Vazquez and, in fact, fails to address this element of the preliminary injunction test altogether. As a result, the Court finds that the balance of the equities weighs in favor of Vazquez.

Lopez and Cuban-born Noa were married February 1997 and divorced in 1998. They met when Noa was working as a waiter in a Miami restaurant.

I could give a shit less about the actual video and how it might potentially embarrass Jennifer Lopez. What should embarrass Jennifer Lopez is her taste in men. There’s a reason you bang flirt with the waiter, not marry the waiter. The drinks aren’t really free anymore when you have a joint checking account.

Images from WENN.

Before Jennifer Lopez was famous for being a hypocritical karaoke judge, she was married to a waiter named Ojani Noa. He documented it, and he’s finally going to cash in….

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Kim Kardashian Is UnbelievableBy jessMay 29, 2011

As if her wedding being funded by her network didn’t cause enough skepticism about her engagement, Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob says he doesn’t really believe it, either. From Popeater:

Earlier this week, reality TV star Kim Kardashian announced her engagement to NBA pro Kris Humphries–and while her sisters were super excited, it seems her little brother, Rob, just doesn’t think a wedding will actually happen.

“I just don’t feel confident because Kim has always been so like, you know, she’s, how old? She’s just been through a lot of relationships and she always gets hurt or never finds the right dude, but Kris is a really good dude,” he said to radio hosts Kidd Kraddick and Hyla on the Hollywood 5. “They’ve had their own personal, private relationship a long time now and I feel like they are a really good match for each other.”

Rob also described the scene when Kim told the family she was engaged. We were having a family dinner and we didn’t know what it was for, we just thought everyone was in town, we were at my mom’s,” he said. “She had a ring on and we didn’t believe her and we thought it was a joke, no one really, like, did anything, and it was like, oh wait, then it got crazy and there were ponies, it was really bizarre!”

But even though Rob isn’t so sure his sister will walk down the aisle with Humphries, he did admit that he likes the NBA star. “I spent like a family vacation with him and he’s a cool dude from Minnesota and like normal, and I’m about being normal and chill.”

In his own inarticulate way, Rob Kardashian did all the work for me. He already called his own sister out for being completely fake, old, and damaged goods. I wish he’d have just made a point or two about urinal cakes and the Amistad so I could get back to drinking.

As if her wedding being funded by her network didn’t cause enough skepticism about her engagement, Kim Kardashian‘s brother Rob says he doesn’t really believe it, either. From Popeater: Earlier…

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There’s A Second Night In ChynaBy jessMay 28, 2011
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But her ex doesn’t want to see it. From TMZ:

Former WWE wrestler X-Pac — who co-starred with Chyna in their 2004 sex-tape — says he absolutely refuses to watch her new XXX flick … telling TMZ “It’s too hard remembering how devastated she was the first time around.”

TMZ spoke with X-Pac — real name Sean Waltman — who tells us, “It saddens me … but she obviously hasn’t progressed very far in life.”

As we first reported, Chyna recently struck a deal with Vivid Entertainment to release a brand new porno flick featuring the former Playboy model in some compromising positions with multiple endowed male professionals.

Sean adds, “[Chyna] used to say how low she felt after the first [sex tape] was released … what does that say about where she’s at in life now?”

It says that she’s a shitty business woman. If E! could shell out money for a Kardashian’s wedding, they can afford to pay the Ninth Wonder to be the Eighth Wonder’s understudy.

You can thank WENN for these images.

But her ex doesn’t want to see it. From TMZ: Former WWE wrestler X-Pac — who co-starred with Chyna in their 2004 sex-tape — says he absolutely refuses to watch…

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