Lindsay Said She Handled Whitney Houston’s Dead BodyBy toddSeptember 15, 2014
Lindsay Said She Handled Whitney Houston’s Dead Body

 

Hey, remember when Lindsay Lohan did community at the morgue  instead of rotting in jail? Vaguely? Cool. Anyway, she says when she was there she rolled a body bag that had Whitney Houston‘s body in it.

Lindsay Lohan had a run-in with Whitney Houston while performing her community service — thing is, Whitney was dead. Lindsay was working at the L.A. County Morgue in her probation violation case a few years back when she came in contact with Whitney’s body … so she tells the Telegraph to promote her upcoming London play. She mused, “It’s different for me than it would be for other people. Like, no one would really have to work at the morgue in LA and roll a body bag for Whitney Houston.” A quick check of the timeline shows Lindsay might not be making this one up. Houston passed away tragically on February 11, 2012 … and Lindsay did her time at the morgue from October 2011 through March 2012.

Damn, cool story. But it came out of Lindsay’s mouth, it’s a complete fabrication of reality.

Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston‘s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body…Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official. The official says Whitney was wrapped in plastic with a sheet cover the entire time she was at the morgue. In fact, she was taken out in plastic — not a body bag.

I don’t know exactly what Lindsay rolled, but it apparently had a hallucinogen in it, or she’s trying to insert herself into a story that has nothing to do with her to make herself sound more interesting. Like they did with Jennifer Lawrence in the last X-Men movie. I know she won an Oscar for something else while under contract for this horseshit. And what was up with the scene of Hugh Jackman’s ass? isn’t he a little old for you, Bryan Singer? Pull it together, man.

 

 

 

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Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex TapeBy toddJuly 31, 2013
Women Want To See A Ryan Gosling Sex Tape

 

"That chick just said 'marriage' LOL"

 

The voices in their head have spoken: Women want a Ryan Gosling sex tape. Hollywood Gossip reports:

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. Gosling earned the naked distinction by winning 21.6 percent of the vote. He was followed by Brad Pitt with 17.2 percent… Channing Tatum at 15.6 percent… and  Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp, both with 12.7 percent.

Awww, that's pretty cool. Women probably want to see a Ryan Gosling sex tape because he's a really nice guy and treats his mother well. And listens when they talk about their day. And he can handle that at their worst so he deserves their best. Or whatever things post on Facebook to make us think they aren't watching porn right now.

In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
In a new survey conducted by Vivid Entertainment and XCritic (dot) com, Ryan Gosling was named the actor most respondents want to see in a sex tape. – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/07/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-desired-by-women-everywhere/#sthash.msekHDQU.dpuf
  "That chick just said 'marriage' LOL"   The voices in their head have spoken: Women want a Ryan Gosling sex tape. Hollywood Gossip reports: In a new survey conducted…

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Chris Brown Was In A Plane That Caught On FireBy toddMay 08, 2013
Chris Brown Was In A Plane That Caught On Fire

 

Yet he still walks among us. Great. You had your chance, God. What's your deal, bro? TMZ reports:

A private jet carrying Chris Brown was forced to make an emergency landing in Burbank yesterday after the cockpit filled with smoke after takeoff … TMZ has learned. We've confirmed … Brown boarded a Gulfstream 3 jet in Burbank and was headed for Teterboro, NJ … so he could attend the Met Gala event. But sources tell us … roughly 7 to 8 minutes into the flight, everyone on board began to notice smoke filling the plane. One source told us, "It was A LOT of smoke … everywhere." The pilot immediately turned the plane around and performed an emergency landing back at Burbank airport. We're told the passengers were scared … but the pilot was cool, calm and collected … and couldn't have handled the situation better.

The pilot should have said the smoke just released a diss track so Chris Brown would try to fight it, but it's hard to prove if smoke is female. Science should look into that.

  Yet he still walks among us. Great. You had your chance, God. What's your deal, bro? TMZ reports: A private jet carrying Chris Brown was forced to make an…

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January Jones Remains An Ice Queen, LinksBy toddMay 08, 2013

Olivia Culpo Braless in See Through Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
It’s The Charles Ramsey Autotune [The Superficial]
Kelly Brook Busts Out Her Casual Uber Hotness [Popoholic]
Kelly Brook Looks Amazing In FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
Macaulay Culkin And Pete Doherty Are Living Together In Paris [Dlisted]
OOPS! (NSFW video) [MyEx]
Todd's Dream Girl [UDrunkBro]
Farrah Abraham working the pole like a stripper (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Marchesa ruined Ashley Greene [Lainey Gossip]
Chris Brown confirms Rihanna split [Celebitchy]
Blake Lively's Legs Are Works Of Art [Moe Jackson]
Help compile cinema’s greatest compliments [Film Drunk]
Justin Bieber doesn't play ping pong on normal tables [Celebslam]
LEGO recreation of Helms Deep [COED Magazine]
Shanna Moakler on Breastfeeding: ‘Incestuous and Gross’ [The Blemish]
Though Shape Magazine Previously Dissed Her, Britney’s Still Rocking Their Cover [Evil Beet Gossip]
Ender’s Game Trailer Hits the Interwebs [Crave Online]
Farrah Abraham beat Kim Kardashian in a porn battle [Popbytes]

Olivia Culpo Braless in See Through Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] It’s The Charles Ramsey Autotune [The Superficial] Kelly Brook Busts Out Her Casual Uber Hotness [Popoholic] Kelly Brook…

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These People Went To CoachellaBy toddApril 15, 2013

Coachella is the organic tofu burger of music festivals, so we kind of expect everyone to dress like a Ben & Jerry's label come to life. Nobody is safe. It looks like a halfway house broke into an Urban Outfitters and everybody got dressed really quick before the cops showed up. Also, everybody you see in these pictures is probably high.

Coachella is the organic tofu burger of music festivals, so we kind of expect everyone to dress like a Ben & Jerry's label come to life. Nobody is safe. It…

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Katy Perry Wore This To Coachella, LinksBy toddApril 15, 2013

Rihanna Very See Thru & Very Braless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Man of Steel will be a stepping stone for Justice League [The Superficial]
Katy Perry Drops Some Coachella Cleavage [Popoholic]
Kristen Stewart Does Coachella [Hollywood Tuna]
Hugh Jackman's Stalker Arrested For Throwing Her Chocha Hair At Him [Dlisted]
Victoria Justice has her phone stolen and pics "leaked" (NSFW) [MyEx]
The greatest beer can holder ever? Yes. [UDrunkBro]
Chrissy Teigen is a beach bunny (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Justin Bieber is promoting a credit card for teenagers [Lainey Gossip]
Benedict Cumberbatch re-films Sherlock’s fall [Celebitchy]
Selena Gomez Stuns in Gold @ 2013 MTV Movie Awards [Moe Jackson]
Vladimir Putin is a boob man [Film Drunk]
Bar Refaeli looking all bitchy hot [Celebslam]
George Carlin’s immortal rant about golf [COED Magazine]
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis May Marry Next Spring [The Blemish]
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Are Living Apart [Evil Beet Gossip]
This week’s “Doctor Who” adventure recap [Crave Online]
It’s time to “Get Lucky” with Daft Punk [Popbytes]
 

Rihanna Very See Thru & Very Braless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Man of Steel will be a stepping stone for Justice League [The Superficial] Katy Perry Drops Some Coachella…

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Kristen Stewart Is Making Me HotBy toddJune 16, 2010

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Every time I see Kristen Stewart, I have to look at her again to make sure it’s actually her and not the Dutch Boy Paint kid. Wait, is she even female? Somebody should check her wallet. Seriously, go ahead. I assume it’s chained to her belt.

Every time I see Kristen Stewart, I have to look at her again to make sure it’s actually her and not the Dutch Boy Paint kid. Wait, is she even…

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Katy LinksBy toddJune 15, 2010

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Cameron Diaz in a bikini [The Superficial]
Miranda Kerr swimsuit hotness [Popoholic]
Bodypaint soccer babe bonanza! [COED Magazine]
Jennifer Lopez upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Charlie Sheen’s car went off a cliff. A second time. [Celebslam]
Marisa Miller Guitar Hero commercial [Egotastic]
Awww, kitten overload [Cityrag]
Megan Fox got tatted for Mickey Rourke [Cele|bitchy]
Perez Hilton is a douche. Posts child porn. [Popeater]
Candice Boucher. That’s it. I’m in love. [Heyman Hustle]
Lindsay Lohan. Drunk liar? [Lainey Gossip]

Cameron Diaz in a bikini [The Superficial] Miranda Kerr swimsuit hotness [Popoholic] Bodypaint soccer babe bonanza! [COED Magazine] Jennifer Lopez upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie] Charlie Sheen’s car went off a cliff….

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God Save The QueenBy toddJune 15, 2010

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Since England can’t even beat America at soccer (football is played Fri-Sunday in the fall, soccer is played by frolicking lads in shorts), I hope these pictures of Alice Goodwin and her damn near perfect rack will help you get through this crushing defeat. Which reminds me, Alice Goodwin has no discernible talent except taking off her shirt. Yet she’s famous and on the cover of magazines. So if you’re reading this, and your bras can only get to B in the alphabet, you might want to consider implants. No, no, I’m sure you’re a beautiful person and everyone loves the scrapbooks of your cats, but seriously get implants. If you walk into a bar with anything less, you’ll be like Michael J. Fox trying to find a beer pong partner or a black guy signing up for Mathletes. Sure, you may get to live your dream eventually, just please know that you’ll be waiting a while.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CLICK THE BANNER PIC.

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Ashley Greene Does JackBy toddJune 15, 2010

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I have no idea what Jack magazine is, but according to wikipedia, it’s a “lad mag” based in the United Kingdom. Also according to wikipedia, Ebenezer M. Chamberlain was elected prosecuting attorney of the ninth judicial circuit in 1842 and became elected president judge of the ninth judicial district in 1843. How fascinating!

I have no idea what Jack magazine is, but according to wikipedia, it’s a “lad mag” based in the United Kingdom. Also according to wikipedia, Ebenezer M. Chamberlain was elected…

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