Amanda Bynes Got Her License BackBy toddApril 25, 2014
Amanda Bynes Got Her License Back

 

I'm gonna be honest with you. This isn't the best news I've heard today.

In another sign she's on the road to recovery, Amanda Bynes is legally allowed to drive again, DMV records show. Bynes, 28, whose license was suspended after two hit-and-run charges and a DUI arrest in 2012, was spotted driving a black BMW with her father last Sunday around Los Angeles.

Amanda Bynes' mom is in denial about her mental issues and now she's free to drive around with unchecked crazy. Awesome. So if you're driving in LA and see a black BMW, just abandon your car and run. Run as fast as you can. Then maybe hide in a ditch. Or just go into a Coffee Bean. Don't let her make you live your life in fear.

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Justin Bieber Got Detained By US CustomsBy toddApril 25, 2014
Justin Bieber Got Detained By US Customs

 

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After offending most of Asia, Justin Bieber returned to the United States where he was detained for three hours so ge could be questioned about his ongoing legal stuff. Belieibers are putting cases on all you bitches.

Justin Bieber's return to the United States just hit a snag at the airport — he's being held up at customs, and TMZ has learned it's all because of his string of legal troubles. Justin and co. flew into LAX from Japan some time this afternoon — but his party van, his entourage and his luggage have been waiting out by the curb for about an hour now. Justin Bieber's return to the United States just hit a snag at the airport — he's being held up at customs, and TMZ has learned it's all because of his string of legal troubles. Justin and co. flew into LAX from Japan some time this afternoon — but his party van, his entourage and his luggage have been waiting out by the curb for about an hour now.

Wow, I hope Bieber is okay after being slightly inconvienced for three hours until he insulate himself with his fame and millions to piss in mop bucket of our criminal justice system again. Jack Bauer is returning on May 5. Hopefully he has some ideas on how to handle this.

 
 
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Jodie Foster Got Married Last WeekendBy toddApril 24, 2014
Jodie Foster Got Married Last Weekend

 

What should be a surprise to no one, Jodie Foster is a lesbian, because she was a prostitute at 13 (for real, watch Taxi Driver), but what seemed to be a surpise to everyone is that she married her girlfriend.

Congrats to Jodie Foster and her new wife Alexandra Hedison. I can exclusively reveal that the Oscar winner and her photographer girlfriend of almost a year got married this past weekend.

If Jodie Foster's Golden Globes speech didn't fill you in, Jodie Foster likes to go down on vagina. That means not only is she a lesbian, but she has great taste. I know some of you don't agree with the lifestyle and don't think government funds and tax breaks should go to same sex couples. But you can not agree with something and still reap the benefits. For instance, Cliven Bundy hates the federal government except when he's cashing federal government checks. GLAAD we had this talk.

 

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Nina Agdal Is RippedBy toddApril 24, 2014
Nina Agdal Is Ripped

 

Nina Agdal posted this pic on Instagram with the caption, "#progress skinny doesnt mean weak", and I totally get what she's saying. I put alcohol in my lattes.

 

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Olivia Cockburn Had A Boy And Named Him Otis SudeikisBy toddApril 24, 2014
Olivia Cockburn Had A Boy And Named Him Otis Sudeikis

 

Olivia Wilde had her kid last night, a boy named "Otis Sudeikis". To recap, Olivia Wilde has a son named Otis Sudeikis. Can't wait until he opens his gyro/auto body repair shop.

 

  Olivia Wilde had her kid last night, a boy named "Otis Sudeikis". To recap, Olivia Wilde has a son named Otis Sudeikis. Can't wait until he opens his gyro/auto…

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Marissa Wynne Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 24, 2014
Marissa Wynne Says Good Morning, Links

 

Iggy Azalea wants you all to stop fingerbanging her  [Dlisted]

The Human Barbie is creepy as hell  [Fishwrapper]

Jhene Aiko wants you to see her pasties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

BREAKING: Hilary Duff is still hot  [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal bikini pics. Yes, please  [Hollywood Tuna]

Taylor Swift is all legs [Popoholic]

Sarah Hyland did a creepy photoshoot (VERY NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

Avril Lavigne is racist maybe [Celebitchy]

Katie Nehra. GOOD LAWD  [Moe Jackson]

Vince saw 13 mins of Godzilla. It still looks badass [Film Drunk]

Lauren Ridealgh in lingerie [Celebslam]

45 behind-the-scenes looks at popular films  [The Chive]

 

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Jessica Chastain Set To Play Marilyn Monroe In ‘Blonde’By toddApril 23, 2014
Jessica Chastain Set To Play Marilyn Monroe In ‘Blonde’

 

Jessica Chastain better start eating now.

Two-time Oscar nominee Jessica Chastain is nearing a deal to play Marilyn Monroe in Andrew Dominik's passion project “Blonde,” multiple individuals familiar with the project have told TheWrap. Representatives for Chastain and Worldview Entertainment did not immediately respond to requests for comment. First announced in 2010, “Blonde” is based on Joyce Carol Oates’ 700-page novel of the same name, which reimagines the inner, poetic and spiritual life of Norma Jeane Baker — the child, the woman and the fated-celebrity better known by her studio name of Marilyn Monroe.

In addition to having to gain 165 pounds and growing an eleventh toe for the role, Jessica Chastain has to "reimagine" how a neurotic, bipolar junkie who could crush the soul of a film set faster than Lindsay Lohan could one day become a feminist icon of relationships (divorced three times and died alone) and natural beauty (had implants and a nose job) for misguided chicks on Tumblr. I'd give her an Oscar for that.

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Sara Malakul Lane Is New HereBy toddApril 23, 2014

Whenever my homey Jesus from DrunkenStepfather sends me an email, I know that I'll either want to open it immediately or spend the rest of my life wishing I had never opened it. But last night he sent me this pics of actress Sara Malakul Lane posing at a construction site for The Headhuntr. So, enjoy the pics. Have a blessed day.

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This Is Actually A Shrine Celebrating Japanese War CriminalsBy toddApril 23, 2014
This Is Actually A Shrine Celebrating Japanese War Criminals

 

When Justin Bieber is in America, he gets high and drag races. When he goes overseas, he creates international incidents that could potentially provoke WWIII. Sorry, Canada. You gotta send more than 100 soldiers this time.

Bieber posted an Instagram photo from the Yasukuni Shrine, which he believed to be a place of prayer. It's actually a controversial tribute to Japan's World War II soldiers—or, from the point of view of China and South Korea, war criminals who routinely tortured prisoners.

Bieber has since removed this photo, but due to the shitstorm in the comments, he issued an apology.

"While in Japan I asked my driver to pull over for which I saw a beautiful shrine. I was mislead to think the Shrines were only a place of prayer. To anyone I have offended I am extremely sorry. I love you China and I love you

"While in Japan I asked my driver to pull over for which I saw a beautiful shrine." Okay there, Walt Whitman. Why don't you go spraypaint your nails.

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