I really don’t have the time or desire to speculate on what’s all over Ariel Winter‘s face in this picture, but that’s not really where I’d aim it tbh. I’d do that below (NSFW).
Not sure what NBC Upfronts is but they had a thing and two of the refurbished pleasure model Kardashians went. Namely, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Kim looks like she escaped Madame Tussauds at this point, and Khloe looks like if she could just get her ass big enough, and NBA player will give her a baby so she doesn’t have to do this anymore. I think Kim has thoughts about that in pic #4.
It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.
Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money. he didn’t really go into detail about exactly how he would make the world a better place, because he mostly talked about himself. Apparently his father living in a homeless shelter means he’s meant to change the world? He wasn’t clear. Then something about the Oscars and stopping bullying in school by giving everybody nice clothes. He also compared himself to Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso. He also called himself “the Michael Jackson of apparel”. I’ll let you figure this all out.
Nicki Minaj apparently hasn't listened to any Kanye West interviews this week, because if she had, she'd know that she was being manipulated by brands and will never be pretty because Kim Kardashian is the most beautiful woman who has lived or will ever live. But she might not have understood because Kanye used slave analogies to describe how hard it is to be famous millionaire. Despite all that, Nicki Minaj decided that yesterday was a good day to post her boobs on Instagram. Not sure if it's because of Thanksgiving or what, but I'd very much like to put some gravy on these. Maybe some cranberry sauce. Let's mix it up. Why pressure ourselves?
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Here's Kim Kardashian pushing Baby Yeezus in a stroller in Manhattan yesterday. I tried to find someone that looked more confused pushing something, but I couldn't find a picture of a caveman trying to push the iOS7 update.
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Today is Tuesday. In two days, Lindsay must appear in court in Los Angeles and complete 13 alcohol education classes or she will be arrested and thrown in jail. She has completed 10. Oh, now she’s saying she won’t be able to make it back in time because of the volcanic ash cloud. TMZ reports:
Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. She must appear in court Thursday for her probation progress report hearing — she’s required to show because she has only completed 10 of the 13 required alcohol ed classes (she snuck in a class last Friday). But sources say she can’t get a flight back to the States because of the volcanic ash from Iceland. Airports all over Europe are jam-packed and it’s impossible to get a seat. Here’s the thing — as we first reported, if Lindsay doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest.
Jesus, can’t we just go ahead and decapitate this skank? She’s in France already, so just have her wave a piece of cake out the window. I realize it’s not as liberal and free thinking as the “Paris of the Middle East” as the saying goes, but something needs to be done. This idiot flew to France two days ago, but now she expects a judge to believe that she can’t leave because Europe is under quarantine because of clouds. Or dinosaurs. Or werewolves. Or a grandfatherly dragon who reads bedtime stories to poor Hispanic kids by a giant oak tree. That or whatever other hallucination you might have when you mix delusion and a confusingly high sense of self-worth in your vodka, you drunk bitch.