I Can’t Tell If Lea Michele Wore A Costume To Comic-ConBy toddJuly 16, 2012



Me: I just realized you kinda look like Lea Michele Jess: You’ve mentioned that to me before, and I still want to choke you out for it

If you want me to watch a subversive and ridiculously heavy-handed show about gay acceptance with shitty music, you should at least have multiple hot chicks on the show. And please, if you watch Glee for “the hot girls”, you should probably be real with yourself as to to why you watch the show, you prancing queer. Anyway, Lea Michele was a Comic-Con this weekend, and if she could stop being photographed this close to the camera I would appreciate it. Because, what the fuck is up with her nose? I’d only ask for her number in case I needed help finding a bowl of Froot Loops.

Me: I just realized you kinda look like Lea Michele Jess: You’ve mentioned that to me before, and I still want to choke you out for it If you want…

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Jason Kidd Was Carried Out Of A Club, Hit A TreeBy toddJuly 16, 2012



“Can’t you all see this negro is drunk? Buy Star Wars on Blu-Ray.” – George Lucas

Less than two weeks after signing with the Knicks, Jason Kidd got piss drunk at a charity event and crashed his car into a tree this weekend. Carmelo Anthony is probably already concerned with how many shots Kidd is taking. TMZ reports:

Multiple witnesses tell TMZ … NBA star Jason Kidd appeared to be so drunk in the moments leading up to his DWI arrest … that he had to be carried out of the club he spent the night partying at. TMZ has obtained a photo of the all-star point guard being carried out of a club called SL East. Multiple witness tell TMZ that Kidd appeared “incredibly drunk” — so much so that at one point he tried to hang from a club light and broke it. According to the multiple witnesses, after being carried out by a few friends, Kidd got in his car to drive off … despite protests from his friends. Kidd left the club around 1:00 AM and crashed his car less than an hour later.

Jason Kidd is a alcoholic woman beater, so good luck in trying to convince to feel bad for this jackass. The fact that he tried to drive himself home after literally being carried out of a club, should tell you everything you need to know. Either he has shitty friends or he’s such a belligerent, insufferable douche when he’s drunk that his friends just said “fuck it” and let him take his chances. His wife (shown above) was also at this event, so it’s really a mystery why he was even allowed near car keys. You know what else is a mystery? Stonehenge.

“Can’t you all see this negro is drunk? Buy Star Wars on Blu-Ray.” – George Lucas Less than two weeks after signing with the Knicks, Jason Kidd got piss drunk…
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Heidi Klum, What… What Happened? LinksBy kathyJuly 13, 2012

Adrianne Curry is raptor Jesus at Comic-Con [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel is playing dress up [Popoholic]
Jessica-Jane Clement is wearing clothes for once [Hollywood Tuna]
Kelly Brook changed her bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Lindsay Lohan, Lady GaGa and Lana Del Rey had a slumber party at the Chateau Marmont [Dlisted]
Taylor Swift is the highest earning celeb under 30 [Celebuzz]
The USA’s Opening Ceremony uniforms are ridiculous [Celebitchy]
Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, and Chewbacca compare penis size [COED Magazine]
8 classic nerd maneuvers [College Humor]
20 poorly places price tags [The Chive]
The Lone Ranger might be worth its $250 million price tag [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna likes all this attention [Celebslam]
Stephen Tyler is leaving American Idol [The Blemish]
Lindsay Lohan is going bald [Evil Beet Gossip]
Scarlett Johansson‘s looks are ruining her life [Amy Gindhouse]
Prime time news is bashing Scientology now [Lainey Gossip]
Cindy Margolis used to be the most downloaded woman. Things have changed [Egotastic]
Madonna is being sued over a song that came out in 1990 [Popcrush]
Today’s baby names are really stupid [Film Drunk]
Target won’t carry Frank Ocean‘s critically acclaimed album, probably because he’s gay [Popbytes]
Harrison Ford is 70 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
“I have already married and divorced you in my mind.” [okWeirdo]

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Adrianne Curry is raptor Jesus at Comic-Con [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel is playing dress up [Popoholic] Jessica-Jane Clement is wearing clothes for once [Hollywood Tuna] Kelly Brook changed her bikini…

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Kate Upton’s Nipples Have OuttakesBy toddJuly 11, 2012



I’ll keep this simple, click on the banner pic to see more Kate Upton GQ outtakes (NSFW). What? I don’t know, they just came out. Just click on the ban..huh? Look, man. I didn’t take the fucking things. She’s in a wet t-shirt and you can see her nipp…do what now? A t-shirt. It’s wet. Jesus, why do you have to be such a fag all the time?

I’ll keep this simple, click on the banner pic to see more Kate Upton GQ outtakes (NSFW). What? I don’t know, they just came out. Just click on the ban..huh?…

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Kris Jenner Is Queen WhoreBy toddJuly 11, 2012



I know it might be hard to believe that a woman who lied to her own daughter about who her father was for her whole life then forced her other daughter to make a sex tape then whored out her other two daughters as soon as she smelled menstrual blood would cheat on her husband, but surprise, Kris Jenner is having an affair with Todd Waterman. You know, the same guy she was banging while still married to Robert Kardashian. Radar Online reports:

The couple’s 21-year marriage is on the verge of collapse after Bruce caught the momager earlier this year cozying up to boy toy Todd Waterman, whom she had an affair with while she was married to the late Robert Kardashian, and old wounds are about to be reopened, the National Enquirer reports exclusively in its new issues. The 62-year-old Olympic champion was devastated when he walked in on his wife composing an email to her ex, but what he doesn’t know is that she went as far as meeting up with him for a romantic rendezvous, and you can see a photo of Kris and Todd in a clandestine hug in the Enquirer’s new issue. “Kris told no one, but she did go out with Todd, and it was an electrifying date,” said an insider. “Kris walked out of the restaurant where they’d met looking like the cat that ate the canary. It’s so obvious that she still carries a torch for him.” After being busted signing an “xoxo” to Waterman, Kris made lame excuses claiming she needed final closure, but her hubby wasn’t buying it and stormed out. “He believes, ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’ I don’t think he can believe that Kris has had the audacity to keep it up with Todd when their marriage is on the line,” explained the friend. “Cheating is a deal breaker for him, so their marriage is teetering on the edge.”

The entire family are nothing more than a bunch vile, money hungry cunts who would suck a giraffe’s dick during the Super Bowl halftime show if they thought they could get a check or a new plotline, and it all starts with Kris Jenner. Ryan Seacrest and E! have no shame promoting this family as hard-working, businesswomen, but it really doesn’t take that much work to lay on your back and get pregnant or fucked on camera by every dick that can put money in your bank account. The best possible thing that could have happened to Robert Kardashian was to have died from cancer, because I’m pretty sure he would have blown his fucking brains out a long time ago knowing what his daughters and his bitch ass son have become. The only one that seems remotely genuine is Khloe, but she doesn’t get a pass because she’s a willing participant. Kris Jenner is evil. There’s really no other way to say it. And if Bruce Jenner can take some of that Wheaties money to build a Emasculation Reversal Machine and find the balls to cut this bitch’s head off, I think the America and the ghost of Nicole Simpson would rest a lot easier.

Note: Haha, it’s always a “Todd”.

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Kelly Brook Is In A BikiniBy toddJuly 10, 2012



If you’ve been reading this lame site for a while, you understand that any pics including words “Kelly Brook” and “bikini” will be instantly posted, so here she is with her boyfriend Tom Evans in Ischia Ischia yesterday. In related news, I won $10 on a scratch off ticket this morning. Haha, me and Tom Evans! Just two guys livin’ the dream!

If you’ve been reading this lame site for a while, you understand that any pics including words “Kelly Brook” and “bikini” will be instantly posted, so here she is with…

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Hold Still, ScarlettBy toddJuly 10, 2012





Scarlett Johansson was on a yacht in the Taormina Sea with her boyfriend yesterday, and if she could stay in this position until I get there, that would be fantastic. Actually, wait. The bottom pic. She needs to stay the way she is in the bottom pic. You hear me, bitch? You like that? Oh yeah, you like that. Want me to slap that ass? Awww, yeah. I know you do. I’m gonna pound that p…sshhhhh, keep it down! My grandma is in the next room. Gawd.

pic source = Fame Flynet

Scarlett Johansson was on a yacht in the Taormina Sea with her boyfriend yesterday, and if she could stay in this position until I get there, that would be fantastic….

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Kourtney Kardashian Had A Kid, Gave It A Stupid NameBy toddJuly 09, 2012



Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman welcomed their second kid this weekend. It was a girl. They named it Penelope Scotland Disick. So when they monogram her backpack it’ll look like something veterans get.
Radar Online reports:

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to daughter Penelope Scotland Disick early Sunday, her second child with partner Scott Disick, RadarOnline.com has learned. Via an all-natural birth, the oldest daughter of Kris Jenner delivered the 7-pound, 14-ounce tot at Los Angeles’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Kourtney, 33, told E! in a statement: “Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably.”

Whatever. Congrats, I guess. If Kris Jenner doesn’t have her booked for a bikini shoot when she’s six, at least she’ll be the first person named Penelope to buy the laser hair removal Gold Package.

Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman welcomed their second kid this weekend. It was a girl. They named it Penelope Scotland Disick. So when they monogram her backpack it’ll look like…

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Justin Bieber Is An AssholeBy kathyJuly 08, 2012

If you thought Justin Bieber might be a well adjusted child star with no sense of entitlement and an understanding of his own mortality, you’re about to be disappointed. Bieber was pulled over twice on Friday for driving like an asshole on a busy highway. But really, what else would you expect from a boy driving a solid chrome supercar.

TMZ reports:

L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine — who ironically was an LAPD motor officer for 18 years — was on the 101 Freeway when he saw Justin in his chrome Fisker Karma roaring down the freeway at speeds that Zine says exceeded 100 mph.

Zine says, “Bieber was driving like a maniac. He was weaving in and out of traffic. There was hardly any space between cars as he weaved from lane to lane. If I was on patrol, I would have arrested him for reckless driving. I was going 60 and he drove by me like he was in a rocket ship. He was a maniac.”

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If you thought Justin Bieber might be a well adjusted child star with no sense of entitlement and an understanding of his own mortality, you’re about to be disappointed. Bieber…

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Here’s Britney Spears In A BikiniBy toddJuly 06, 2012



Over my last six years here, Britney Spears has sucked all the joy out of making fun of retarded people. It’s just not as fulfilling anymore. Thanks, Britney. Anyway, she posted this pic on Facebook yesterday with the caption “Getting ready for some pool time! Having a blast xxoo”. I don’t know. Seems like a pretty elitist pool to me with their strict “no eyebrows” policy and all.

Over my last six years here, Britney Spears has sucked all the joy out of making fun of retarded people. It’s just not as fulfilling anymore. Thanks, Britney. Anyway, she…

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