Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise AgainBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise Again

 

Since every corpse has to be dug up and put in front of a camera so studios can cash in on your nostalgia (what up, Jamie Lee Curtis , every recent Harrison Ford movie, and Pennywise ), Linda Hamilton is returning to the Terminator franchise for the first time since 1991.

After waving hasta la vista, baby, more than 25 years ago, Linda Hamilton is returning to the world of Terminator, reuniting with James Cameron, the creator of the sci-fi franchise, for the new installment being made by Skydance and Paramount. Cameron made the announcement at a private event celebrating the storied franchise, saying, “As meaningful as she was to gender and action stars everywhere back then, it’s going to make a huge statement to have that seasoned warrior that she’s become return.” With Hamilton’s return, Cameron hopes to once again make a statement on gender roles in action movies. “There are 50-year-old, 60-year-old guys out there killing bad guys,” he said, referring to aging male actors still anchoring movies, “but there isn’t an example of that for women.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 70 and Linda Hamilton is 60, so who knows what the plot of this movie will be. Maybe it’s 2029 and they go back in time to save Medicaid.

  Since every corpse has to be dug up and put in front of a camera so studios can cash in on your nostalgia (what up, Jamie Lee Curtis , every…
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Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

  Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner…

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Good Lord, Selena GomezBy toddMarch 24, 2017

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your…

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Blake Lively Was There TooBy toddAugust 08, 2011

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Blake Lively also attended the 2011 Teen Choice Awards last night where she won an award I didn’t bother to look up. Mostly because I read Ellen DeGeneres won Best Comedian. So Blake Lively probably won Best Doctor or Best Astronaut, because 13-year olds who vote for shit are pretty fucking stupid.

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Big Boi Had A Special Evening Planned. Then Got Arrested.By toddAugust 08, 2011

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Some lucky lady’s vagina escaped death this weekend after Outkast’s Big Boi was arrested in Miami. E! reports:

OutKast’s Big Boi is facing the music after being arrested in Miami on drug charges. So what exactly landed one half of the hip-hop group in the slammer? Ecstasy pills, MDMA powder, and illegally possessed Viagra, to boot. Oh yeah, and drug paraphernalia too. Police confirm that the rapper, whose real name is Antwan Patton, was booked Sunday in Miami with possession and intent to use. As of press time he was still behind bars. There has been no immediate comment from the rapper’s rep.

I hope none of you have to wonder why he had ecstasy and Viagra. That’s like peanut butter and jelly. You know, but for your dick.

Some lucky lady’s vagina escaped death this weekend after Outkast’s Big Boi was arrested in Miami. E! reports: OutKast’s Big Boi is facing the music after being arrested in Miami…

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