Oscar Isaac Is Having His First KidBy toddMarch 29, 2017
Oscar Isaac Is Having His First Kid

 

Well technically, Oscar Isaac‘s girlfriend is having a kid, but if I called this post, “Elvira Lind Is Having A Kid”, you would’ve just said “I don’t know who that is” and scrolled past the news about Elvira Lind. You might have scrolled past this anyway, who’s to say, really? Or whose to say, really? Either or.

It looks like a new little X-wing fighter pilot is on his (or her) way: Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Oscar Isaac and his girlfriend Elvira Lind are expecting a baby together. The private couple were spotted Monday out and about in New York City, with Lind’s blossoming baby belly peeking through her maxi dress…According to her website, Lind is a Danish director from Copenhagen, who graduated from film school in Cape Town, South Africa, in 2006. She specializes in documentaries and has a film premiering at Tribeca Film Festival this year.

South Africa? I wonder if she hates black people. But kudos to Oscar for staying with this chick after he got famous and getting her pregnant instead of getting a supermodel pregnant. If I was Oscar Isaac, I’d be getting supermodels pregnant or just models in general. This is probably why I’m not Oscar Isaac and am currently just writing about him. It’s fine. Please respect me and my family’s privacy at this time.

 

  Well technically, Oscar Isaac‘s girlfriend is having a kid, but if I called this post, “Elvira Lind Is Having A Kid”, you would’ve just said “I don’t know who…
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Halle Berry Hates Kim KardashianBy toddFebruary 03, 2011

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Well, this explains everything now, doesn’t it? People reports:

In late November, the reality starlet and Canadian model Gabriel Aubry caught a Lakers game and stepped out to watch the movie Burlesque. They then quietly went their separate ways, and by early December, Kardashian was dating pro basketball player Kris Humphries. But sources say that one person took the brief episode seriously: Aubry’s ex, Halle Berry. “Halle was very upset,” says a source close to the actress. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Another source close to Berry, 44, says the Oscar winner’s reaction had nothing to do with jealousy. “Halle couldn’t care less who Gabriel dates,” says this source. “She just didn’t want Nahla exposed to the cameras that are undoubtedly around a reality star.”

To put things in perspective, Gabriel Aubry and Kim Kardashian were photographed together on a date ONCE, and whatever was going on with them, was over in two weeks. Not once was their kid present, yet Halle Berry flew into a rage and justified it by saying she was only looking out for her child. And to be clear, if she didn’t want her child to be constantly in front of a camera, well, then she should have bought some Plan B. She’s an Oscar winner and one of the hottest women on the planet. Cameras tend to notice that kind of thing. You know, except for the Hasselblad EDC. That’s because it’s a specially designed version of the motorized 500EL intended for use on the surface of the moon. The camera is equipped with a specially designed Biogon lens with a focal length of 60 mm, with a polarization filter mounted on the lens.

Well, this explains everything now, doesn’t it? People reports: In late November, the reality starlet and Canadian model Gabriel Aubry caught a Lakers game and stepped out to watch the…

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God’s Little MiraclesBy toddFebruary 03, 2011


Jess sent me this video this morning (language waaaay NSFW), and while I’m concerned that she reads something called World Star Hip Hop, I’m now more concerned why Planned Parenthoods aren’t being built like Starbucks. And why you can’t get a license to perform third trimester abortions when you car passes inspection.

Jess sent me this video this morning (language waaaay NSFW), and while I’m concerned that she reads something called World Star Hip Hop, I’m now more concerned why Planned Parenthoods…

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