Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their DivorceBy toddMarch 08, 2017
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their Divorce

 

Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love and cultural conditioning!

Though the actors, both 44 — who announced their separation back in June 2015 — aren’t back together, they have decided to keep working on their marriage after going through a recent rough patch that nearly led to a permanent split. “Jen has called off the divorce,” a source close to Garner tells PEOPLE in the latest issue. “She really wants to work things out with Ben. They are giving things another try.” But a source close to the couple says it was a decision they both made: “There is always a chance of reconciliation. They love each other. They also really, really love their kids, and those kids love their parents.”

I don’t know if she feels sorry for him after Batman v Superman and Live By Night or what. Her Capital One commercials are better than those. Anyway, I hope it works out. But Garner really missed to an opportunity to prank him during this whole A Day Without A Woman thing.

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

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You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Katy Perry Got Break Up HairBy toddMarch 06, 2017

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck.  Please enjoy.

 

I WASNT READY TILL NOW

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Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ TeaserBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ Teaser

 

According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass, makes fun of Superman, makes fun of Wolverine, and tells Stan Lee to shut up. If you look closely, you can see Marvel slapping DC in the face their dick.

 

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Bella Thorne Got Topless On SnapchatBy toddMarch 03, 2017

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I used to be super into Bella Thorne now it kinda looks like it smells bad, quite frankly. Anyway, she’s been trying to show off her nipple ring for a while now, so here it is. Enjoy. Don’t let your eyes stare too long at the acne and that weird skin thing. (NSFW).

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Anthony Weiner Checked Into A Psychological Treatment CenterBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Because there’s huge pressure on Weiner, the disgraced(?) Representative from New York has decided to enter a psychological treatment center. Because if you’re a man and you try to bang all the tail you can then obviously you have a mental disorder. New York Times reports:

Defying forceful demands for his resignation, Representative Anthony D. Weiner of New York said on Saturday that he was entering a psychological treatment center and seeking a leave of absence from the House to deal with a pattern of reckless online behavior with women. Pressure on Mr. Weiner to leave the House, and spare the Democratic Party from an increasingly embarrassing scandal, had been building all week, but intensified on Friday, after it was revealed that Mr. Weiner had traded private messages with a 17-year-old girl in Delaware.

And since she’s upset that nobody would ever show them their dick, Nancy Pelosi has inserted Weiner into her typical sanctimonious ramblings:

The House Democratic leader, Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, spoke to Mr. Weiner on the phone Saturday morning and, notably, released her statement calling for his resignation after he told her of his plan to get treatment and to take the leave. Ms. Pelosi had hoped that the congressman would reach the decision on his own to go. In addition to her concerns about the political distraction Mr. Weiner had become, Ms. Pelosi concluded that his behavior required medical intervention. “When you are this self-destructive, there is obviously something deeper going on with you,” said a Pelosi adviser who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of being seen as betraying her confidence.

Instead of calculated damage control that is more about appeasing his constituents and peers and portraying a semblance of remorse, can’t he just come out and say, “Look, I’m tired of fucking my wife so I get on Twitter and send chicks pics of my cock so hopefully one of them will want to suck it because if I have to keep fucking this bitch for my whole life I might blow my brains out. Any questions?” Is he frightfully stupid? Oh, hell yes. Does he have some deep seated emotional issues? Probably not. Does he like to jack off in the shower when a Jewish girl says she gives good head? Uh, yes apparently.

Because there’s huge pressure on Weiner, the disgraced(?) Representative from New York has decided to enter a psychological treatment center. Because if you’re a man and you try to bang…

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Selena Gomez Looks GuiltyBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Here’s Selena Gomez (who has obviously just been crying) in Burbank yesterday, and is it me, or is this the look of a person who spent 24 hours in the hospital for “nausea and a severe headache”? That seems like a long time to be in the hospital just so a doctor can give you some Tylenol and emetrol then tell you to be the fuck on your way. I just wish she would have made the right decision. Lily Allen would have paid good money for that baby. Good money.

Note: She was taken BACK to the hospital again yesterday for what TMZ says is blood pressure issues. “Don’t you mean, pre-eclampsia?” her doctor said in reply.

Here’s Selena Gomez (who has obviously just been crying) in Burbank yesterday, and is it me, or is this the look of a person who spent 24 hours in the…

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Taylor Momsen Has Nipple TapeBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Taylor Momsen performed at the Heineken Festival in Italy this weekend where she put on a leather jacket and no bra then put tape on her nipples. Or she put tape on her nipples first. I’m not sure. Because when you’re so edgy and original you play by your own rules. Or the rules in the attention whore’s guide PDF you downloaded while practicing poses in front of a mirror and listening to your tutor walk you through your algebra homework.

Taylor Momsen performed at the Heineken Festival in Italy this weekend where she put on a leather jacket and no bra then put tape on her nipples. Or she put…

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You Knew This Was ComingBy jessJune 12, 2011

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Lily Allen got married yesterday and announced that she’s pregnant again (for now). Radar Online says:

At the conclusion of her wedding to Sam Cooper Saturday, the groom shared a happy secret with their 300 guests. Lily Allen is pregnant! As RadarOnline.com reported, the superstar Brit singer and her house designer boyfriend of two years married today in the English countryside. The couple suffered a devastating miscarriage last year, with Lily almost dying from a deadly infection. Allen is already four months along with her current pregnancy and feeling fantastic, Cooper told their friends and family. Becoming a “mum” has long been her “ultimate goal,” the ‘Smile’ singer has frequently said.

Lily Allen’s uterus is already 0 for 2, so she should probably wait until her baby is at least three years old before announcing that she was ever even pregnant or take to knocking on wood. But we’re optimists here. On the bright side, at least this one won’t be stillborn out of wedlock.

Lily Allen got married yesterday and announced that she’s pregnant again (for now). Radar Online says: At the conclusion of her wedding to Sam Cooper Saturday, the groom shared a…

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Tila Tequila Has An Eating DisorderBy jessJune 11, 2011

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Too bad they’re not contagious, right Christina and Christina? Radar Online reports:

Amid a slew of Hollywood starlets grasping to maintain an underweight figure because of the pressures of the industry, Tila says her eating disorder isn’t an effort to stay skinny and she actually wants to gain weight. “I too, have a eating disorder. But not because I want to be skinny, but because I want to gain weight and can’t,” Tila told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “When I’m happy and healthy and stress free, I eat better and maintain a healthy weight and my body stays in great shape and my face is fuller and plump. It looks good on me. However, lately, I have lost a lot of weight and am now down to only 87 pounds.” On Tila’s 4’11” frame, that puts her slightly below a healthy weight. “I try not to wear dresses that show too much because you can see my rib cage showing. It’s disgusting!” Tila said. “I’ve battled with this eating disorder my whole life… I put pressure on myself to constantly eat, but once I put pressure on myself, that’s when eating is no longer a ‘natural’ thing to do for me and ironically becomes the opposite. I then lose my appetite and lose my weight.” Tila, 29, tells RadarOnline.com that because of her busy schedule she’s doing the best she can to pack on the pounds using weight-gaining drinks. “[My body] makes me feel un-sexy and self-conscious about myself and that is also the pressure to look good in Hollywood,” Tila said. “I want to gain weight but it’s so hard for me.

Whatever. She’s lucky it’s a slow news day, because the only ways left for Tila Tequila to be relevant are to be a search item on Casey Anthony’s laptop or to finally become as pretty as Karen Carpenter.

Too bad they’re not contagious, right Christina and Christina? Radar Online reports: Amid a slew of Hollywood starlets grasping to maintain an underweight figure because of the pressures of the…

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