Mel Gibson Might Have Knocked Up Some Reality Show ChickBy toddNovember 10, 2011

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But did she blow him before jacuzzi? That’s the burning question here. Radar Online reports:

A pregnant reality TV star, who dated Mel Gibson briefly during the summer, is telling friends that the Braveheart actor is the father of her unborn baby, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. Both the mother-to-be, Laura Bellizzi, 35, and Gibson denied the claim when contacted for comment, and a source close to Mel insists that it’s “physically impossible” for the 55-year-old actor to have fathered the child. However, a close insider says that Bellizzi has confided to friends that Mel is the baby daddy, but does not want the news to go public. “Laura’s being as secretive as she can be about it,” the insider told Star. “But she’s really showing now, and people are beginning to ask the question: ‘Who’s the daddy?’” Bellizzi, who appeared on VH1’s Secrets of Aspen in 2010, dated Mel during the summer and the couple were last seen together at the Mondrian hotel’s Skybar in West Hollywood on June 15. “Laura and Mel met through some mutual friends in Malibu, and the chemistry was instant,” the source revealed.

This chick’s last name is Belizzi, so I assume she’s not Jewish, so that’s a good sign. If she was, man, the baby thinks it’s warm now….

But did she blow him before jacuzzi? That’s the burning question here. Radar Online reports: A pregnant reality TV star, who dated Mel Gibson briefly during the summer, is telling…

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Buy From Puppy MillsBy toddJanuary 20, 2011

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In case you need more reasons to hate America’s biggest terrorist organization who fire bomb research facilities and kill more animals than they save, PETA now has an ad featuring Justin Bieber. So if you have any decency or semblance of taste, you will go buy twenty pitbulls from a puppy mill right now, train them to kill, breed them, then drop the puppies off on the side of the road so they can be found by do-gooder hippies who take them home only to have your dogs maul their children as they sleep. It’s the only way to fight this injustice. And if their kids have learning disabilities, hey, no harm done.

Whenever you see a neglected dog in a kennel, sing this song. Stay strong brothers!

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Never Sell Weed To Cameron DiazBy toddJanuary 20, 2011

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On Lopez Tonight, Cameron Diaz revealed to whoever watches Lopez Tonight that she used to buy weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Or she might not have. She’s pretty sure she did. She thinks. Us Magazine reports:

“We went to high school together,” the Bad Teacher actress, 38, said of her fellow Long Beach Polytechnic High School alum, 39, on Wednesday’s Lopez Tonight. “He was a year older than me….I remember him, he was very tall and skinny. He wore lots of ponytails.” Another thing that hasn’t changed: his passion for pot. “I’m pretty sure I bought weed from him,” Diaz said of Snoop, who has a medical marijuana card. “I was green even in high school!”

I realize this was supposed to make her seem cooler, but it’s Cameron Diaz. She looks like something a civilian diving team who are enlisted to search for a lost nuclear submarine might encounter. She’s unattractive, you see.

On Lopez Tonight, Cameron Diaz revealed to whoever watches Lopez Tonight that she used to buy weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Or she might not have. She’s pretty…

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Britney + Lindsay + 50 pounds = Christina AguileraBy toddJanuary 20, 2011

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When Christina Aguilera announced her engagement and pregnancy, we all praised her for wanting a normal life and not succumbing to the pressures of fame by her ability to balance her career and family life. Then she got divorced. And did this and this within a week. It looks like signing divorce papers were an ignition key to start the crazy. She’s Mexican, so crazy is a little redundant. Or the name of her car club. To be honest, I’m not really sure. E! Online reports:

Choosing what you want to believe, we must say Xtina has been looking a little worse for ware since her divorce. Uh, does this remind you of any other pop tart?…Now, Christina seems to just be entering this Stage 1 and having some tipsy nights. But by the stories getting passed around Hollywood, many industry folks are whispering she’s going down “the Britney Spears path.” Yes, that is a term used regularly around in this town. It’s adjacent to “the Lindsay Lohan route,” too. Reading through the comments yesterday, almost half of you defended Xtina saying we’ve all been there. Sure, most people have on occasion. Unfortunately, this boozy behavior is supposedly becoming a pattern. So does she get a free pass if she’s going through a divorce? Some of us have been there, too, and it’s damn difficult.

I don’t know if I need to light a Mother of Guadalupe candle or what, but if Christina can go ahead and go over to the Hot Mess of The Force, I’d appreciate it. No seriously, hurry it up. She’s about 20 pounds away from Splash having exclusive pics of her getting tagged and released into a Curves.

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Christopher Nolan Is Now Dead To MeBy toddJanuary 19, 2011

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In a press release issued by Warner Bros. today, Christopher Nolan announced that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises. You may know Ms. Kyle, by her more famous name, Catwoman. Also, the reason why Tom Hardy was cast has also made known. He’s Bane. The villain who broke Batman’s back leaving him paralyzed. Sounds like fun for the whole family! JoBlo reports:

Anne Hathaway is playing Selina Kyle (who, of course, eventually becomes Catwoman), and Tom Hardy is portraying Bane. While Catwoman has a long and storied history with the Bat, Bane is a relatively new foe, first appearing in DC Comics in 1993. Most know Bane as the “Man Who Broke the Bat” after the villainous character sniffed out Batman’s true identity and snapped his back, paralyzing him… Should be interesting to see where Nolan takes these two characters – I certainly never thought that Catwoman would appear in this particular Gotham. Here’s the full press release for y’all: Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises.” She will be starring alongside Christian Bale, who returns in the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. Christopher Nolan stated, “I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Anne Hathaway, who will be a fantastic addition to our ensemble as we complete our story.” In addition, Tom Hardy has been set to play Bane. Nolan said, “I am delighted to be working with Tom again and excited to watch him bring to life our new interpretation of one of Batman’s most formidable enemies.”

Catwoman is a sexy, unrelenting badass, and Anne Hathaway was in the Princess Diaries once. Wonderful. For her sake, I hope they vacuum seal her in that leather costume, or I’m really going to start to think that Nolan believes Bruce Wayne is a closeted homosexual. First Maggie Gyllenhaal now Hathaway? Do Batman and Catwoman fight then go pick out comforters and table settings together? What’s happening here? But I’m more worried about how Nolan plans to turn Tom Hardy into this. Maybe saw him in Bronson. Or maybe they’re just pulling names out of a hat at this point. Maybe they cast Miley Cyrus as The Penguin or Kirk Cameron as a black guy.

In a press release issued by Warner Bros. today, Christopher Nolan announced that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises. You may know Ms….

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