Who Lets Ariel Winter Keep Doing This?By toddSeptember 26, 2016
Who Lets Ariel Winter Keep Doing This?




Ariel Winter showed up to yet another event with an overly long name on Friday night. This time it was  “Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue”.  I hope when she was there that somebody introduced her to a gay dude, because I have no idea what’s going with the shit she’s been wearing lately. What is this about? What is the meaning of this? How does this happen? Why?What kind of mirror does she have at home? Is an imprisoned spirit trapped inside? Did ex-boyfriend bring her back the heart of a pig instead and that’s why they broke up? I don’t understand. Help me understand.


Ariel Winter showed up to yet another event with an overly long name on Friday night. This time it was  “Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue”.  I hope…

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Tara Reid Is Living Her Best LifeBy toddSeptember 26, 2016
Tara Reid Is Living Her Best Life



Tara Reid, seen here with people asking her to smile even though she’s dead inside, was living the dream at a Philadelphia airport bar this weekend.

Tara Reid missed a flight to LA on Saturday because she was too busy hanging at an airport bar, a source said. Reid was seen at Jack Duggan’s Pub inside Philadelphia International Airport. A witness told us, “Tara was beyond tipsy” and was “sharing an egg sandwich with an air traveler.” A rep for Reid said: “She was exhausted from filming. Missed her flight and got on the next one. She wasn’t tipsy but extremely tired from filming.”

Pretty much every Tara Reid story ends with her rep having to deny she was drunk, but there’s tons of stories about actors who were so exhausted from filming that they got drunk and asked for a stranger’s egg salad sandwich at an airport bar. Look them up. It just make take a minute or two to scroll through all the Tara Reid ones.

Tara Reid, seen here with people asking her to smile even though she’s dead inside, was living the dream at a Philadelphia airport bar this weekend. Tara Reid missed a flight to…

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Sara Underwood Hates America & LinksBy toddSeptember 26, 2016



Nice shorts, Sara Sampaio  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ben Affleck  and Jennifer Garner had a totally fine date night  [  The Superficial   ]

Making A Murderer Steven Avery is engaged to a chick he met once   [  Dlisted  ]

Malin Akerman naked in Easy (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Claudia Galanti topless at the beach  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Hey’s it’s Katharine McPhee in a bikini  [  Popoholic   ]

Jim Carrey says he didn’t give STDs to his dead girlfriend  [  The Blemish  ]

Adriana Lima will get all these cougars fit   [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Zoey Deutch has your attention now  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Sara Underwood   [  IDLY  ]


Not sure what this about either tbh:

Merica by @stevebitanga Hair by @emilyhachebeauty #mtrainier #washington #getoutside #wildernessculture #exploremore #neverstopexploring A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Sep 25, 2016 at 10:20am PDT Nice shorts, Sara Sampaio …

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Ariel Winter Went To See DrakeBy toddSeptember 09, 2016

Ariel Winter is an 18-year old white girl and I think those get sent to a floating prison barge where they’re undergo shock feelings therapy if they don’t like Drake. And I don’t know if somebody was trolling when they got AQUAhydrate to host this event, but that would explain her dress and this Instagram post. I hope she was adequately hydrated.


Thank you so much @aquahydrate for an amazing night! @champagnepapi was absolutely incredible #drake #concert

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on

Ariel Winter is an 18-year old white girl and I think those get sent to a floating prison barge where they’re undergo shock feelings therapy if they don’t like Drake….

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Amber Heard Was Arrested In 2009 For Domestic Violence Against Tasya van ReeBy toddJune 07, 2016
Amber Heard Was Arrested In 2009 For Domestic Violence Against Tasya van Ree


I haven’t posted an Amber Heard and Johnny Depp story in a while, so let’s get caught up. She’s suing Doug Stanhope for “defamation of character”. No word yet if Depp is suing People and all of Heard’s friends. I’ll guess we’ll have to wait and see. She saved text messages from 2014 that show Johnny Depp abused her, but married him anyway. Why? I’ll let whatever reason you’re predisposed to believe light your path. On Friday, Heard had a four-hour “consultation” with Gloria Allred. I assume that wasn’t cheap. Oh, and back in 2009, Heard was arrested for domestic violence after assaulting her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree. I hope Allred has a plan for that. 

According to law enforcement sources and documents, Amber and Tasya van Ree got in an argument on September 14, 2009 at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Amber allegedly grabbed and struck Tasya in the arm, which upset Tasya and triggered the arrest. Amber was arrested and booked for misdemeanor domestic violence. Her mug shot was taken and she appeared in court the following day. TMZ has obtained audio of the court hearing, where the prosecutor declined to move forward with the case — we’re told because the women both lived in California. The judge told Amber she was not off the hook … prosecutors could reconsider and refile within the 2-year statute of limitations.

This news is somehow already being called a hit job by Depp’s PR team, so if Depp’s PR has the ability to go back in time and make Amber Heard get arrested for domestic violence, then I’m not confidant in Heard’s chances to win this. It’s also been sad that “it’s worth noting that Amber and Tasya stayed together for several years after this 2009 incident”. I guess it’s also worth nothing that Amber and Johnny did too, I guess. It’s also being said that this was just “a misunderstanding” and is irrelevant to Amber Heard’s case against Depp. I don’t think we’d call what Depp allegedly did to Amber a “misunderstanding” would we? Probably not. She may have just “grabbed and struck Tasya in the arm”, but domesic violence is domestic violence, no? Downplaying an act of domestic violence to support another act of domestic violence, isn’t something you’d want to do if you truly cared about victims, correct? Maybe I’m reading too much into this. And by the official count, Heard is the only who has been arrested for beating a woman so far. She didn’t even have the decency to do it in the privacy of her own home like Depp. Not cool, Amber!


Meanwhile, Johnny Depp is making promo videos and hanging out at Dracula’s castle with Tim Burton.


I haven’t posted an Amber Heard and Johnny Depp story in a while, so let’s get caught up. She’s suing Doug Stanhope for “defamation of character”. No word yet if…

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These Are Some Hayley Atwell PicturesBy toddApril 27, 2015

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so I decided to post some pictures. Just so we’re clear, I assume these people are talking about Agent Carter. I thought it was a show about an inner city basketball coach, but I watched the first episode, and well, that was pretty much it. Because as it turns out, the only thing worse than a show about superheroes, is a show about superheroes with no superheroes in it set in the 1940s. Good thing this is 2015, so we can have forums like this to discuss issues such as these.

 

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so…
Justin Bieber Crashed A Prom This WeekendBy toddApril 27, 2015

I don’t think Justin Bieber ever finished high school, which would make him a sure fire GOP star if he ever decided to run for office, but he finally got to go to prom this weekend after L.A.’s Chatsworth Charter High School somehow allowed the Bieber in the building. Check out these videos! Looks like it was a great time! Especially that video of Bieber and that dude grinding on each other like they’re making coffee.

  A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at 6:35am PDT   A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at…

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Here’s The Rest Of Taylor Swift’s Glamour UK ShootBy toddApril 27, 2015

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The link has some more stuff she said, which is basically what all women say at 25 (“I love my girls!”, “Girl power!”, “I’m finally comfortable with being me.” “I like ranch dressing and cheese.”), so if you want to read all that then feel free click on the link, or you can just save time and look at her legs. My vote would be just to look at her legs, because like, why ruin a good thing?

 

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The…

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Hilary Duff Is On Tinder (Maybe), Wants PizzaBy toddApril 27, 2015

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them on the first “date” then never speaking to them again because you have like 20 more matches waiting to hook up, so screw you dude who gets to take Hilary Duff out “for pizza”. Note: I used quotation marks, because what’s in quotations doesn’t mean what it actually means. It’s like typed out air quotes. Pretty cool, huh?!

A Reddit user claims to have stumbled on her profile while swiping one night, sharing it with his fellow Tinder bros online and anxiously awaiting to see if a match would blossom from his discovery. It did not, but some super sleuths online feel like it might be the real Duff after comparing the Tinder profile to her Instagram page. Still, there’s plenty of people crying fake.

I mean, this is probably fake, but I’d like to live in a world where Hilary Duff is on Tinder and would swipe right on a brown dude visiting Los Angeles with an above average sized penis and an affinity for pizza and white girl vagina. This could either be me or my cousin Patrick.

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them…

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