Kris Humphries Wants To End CivilizationBy jessOctober 08, 2011
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Kris Humphries is in a rush to have kids. The New York Daily News reports:

Kim Kardashian has only been married for a little over a month, but husband Kris Humphries is already planning to start their family. In a new clip from E!’s two-night wedding special,”Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,” the New Jersey Nets player, 26, is seen urging his new wife to start settling down and having babies after they tie the knot. “Maybe you should just move to Minnesota with me,” Humphries says to Kardashian. “We could move into my little place on the lake, we could just start popping out babies.”

Of course Kris Humphries wants to breed as soon as he can. Based on his fivehead, other than he and Rihanna, I’m pretty sure his species is extinct.

Kris Humphries is in a rush to have kids. The New York Daily News reports: Kim Kardashian has only been married for a little over a month, but husband Kris…

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Miranda Kerr Is Doing It Right, So Very RightBy toddOctober 07, 2011

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While Christina Hendricks decided to go out dressed as a funeral director who has recently come back from the dead, Miranda Kerr is naked in the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar. As you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that she had a baby in January. In other news, I heard that Christina Hendricks eats babies. Paula Deen supposedly has a recipe. Fat bitches love her.

While Christina Hendricks decided to go out dressed as a funeral director who has recently come back from the dead, Miranda Kerr is naked in the November issue of Harper’s…

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Christina Hendricks Is Doing It WrongBy toddOctober 07, 2011

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I assume she lost a bet or got dared, because Christina Hendricks showed up to the Club Tacori 2011 event in West Hollywood in all black without her massive rack hanging out forcing people to look at her face. C’mon, man. Nobody wants to see that.

I assume she lost a bet or got dared, because Christina Hendricks showed up to the Club Tacori 2011 event in West Hollywood in all black without her massive rack…

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Are You Ready For Some Firing?!By toddOctober 06, 2011

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As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has killed six million people. Makes sense. TMZ reports:

The Monday Night party is over for Hank Williams … ESPN has just fired the singer, days after he compared President Obama to Hitler. ESPN had already pulled the song from Monday’s game while they mulled Williams’ fate — but now, it’s permanent. ESPN released a statement, saying, “We appreciate his contributions over the past years. The success of Monday Night Football has always been about the games and that will continue.” As we previously reported, Williams went on Fox News earlier this week, and referred to Obama and Joe Biden as “the enemy.” He later called his comments “dumb” — but never really apologized for saying them.

Teabaggers and Republicans Everybody (including Hank himself) has been on the Internet today saying that his 1st Amendment rights have been violated. Jesus. Let me explain this to everyone. The 1st Amendment doesn’t apply when the government isn’t involved. If you represent a private corporation and you say something stupid to millions of people then they have every right to fire you. If Hank Williams, Jr. had said that on FOX News then Obama had a sniper shoot him, then yes, his 1st Amendment rights would have been violated. If you want to say you’re defending the Constitution, I don’t know, maybe you should understand it first.

As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has…
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Courtney Stodden Is A Great Wife, Not At All An Attention WhoreBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all the rumors that everything on her is fake. Seriously. And I believe her. Because when I think “all natural”, I automatically think perfectly round oversized implants, fake eyelashes, and a spray tan that makes you look like a bengal tiger with rosacea.

Note: In case you fully aren’t convinced this chick is crazy, read her Twitter. Or just stop by a psychiatric ward and ask somebody to write something. Trust me, it will be the same thing.

pic source = Egotastic!

Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all…

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Jessica Biel Is At Paris Fashion WeekBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out of a car like her OB/GYN wasn’t waiting on the curb. All of this leads me to believe that there is no God.

Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out…

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Lindsay Lohan Seems ChangedBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing to her immune system and the legal system for four years now. Good for her. Maybe Dina Lohan is planning to kill her at 27 so she can pretend Lindsay was a legend. Or maybe they just plan to drink some of this later. “Ron and coke” seems like something Lindsay would be interested in.

Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing…

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Kim Kardashian Bought A Car, Dropped SomethingBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K of her blood money to buy a Ferrari in Los Angeles this weekend. I don’t know, $325K seems like a lot of money to spend on something she can’t drive. Hopefully she’s thinking about ways to get that money back. Things like trying to star in Tupac’s next unreleased sex tape. Sometimes in business you have to think outside the box. Not her literal box, mind you, but the figurative box. Just wanted to point that out in case you misunderstood what I was saying.

In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K…

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Jennifer Love Bread, Pie, Other Things Like ThatBy toddOctober 03, 2011

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It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio City in a dress she stole from a kid on Toddlers & Tiaras. Man, how did we get these? Just lucky I guess!

It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio…

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