Tomi Lahren Uses Her Parents’ ObamacareBy toddJuly 31, 2017
Tomi Lahren Uses Her Parents’ Obamacare

 

Tomi Lahren is my boo in the sense that I’d like to bend her over a couch just so she’d shut the fuck for like 30 or so minutes, but I recently saw her without makeup so the whole “bend her over thing” would be more of a necessity now. Anyway, she squared off against noted Affordable Care Act expert, Chelsea Handler, at some kind of summit where she admitted she uses Obamacare.

“I believe it’s my right to purchase health care, I don’t believe it’s my right to pay for it for other people,” Lahren told Handler. “We need to find alternatives — what we have now is not working. What we had before Obamacare wasn’t working.” Lahren repeatedly argued against the law, which President Obama signed in 2010. But she did say at one point that she was still on her parents’ insurance plan because of it. “Do you have a health care plan or no?” Handler asked Lahren. “Well luckily, I’m 24, so I am still on my parents’ [plan]” Lahren replied…”That’s exactly what I’m saying,” Lahren said. “To say there are things from Obamacare that are not positive, that’s not true.”

I guess this would be news if everybody wasn’t forced to use Obamacare, but if you’re reading this, there’s a chance you’re fighting to save Obamacare while your parents pay for it. That’s cool. Usually when you don’t have to pay for stuff it’s easy to see it as an inherent right. Also, have you guys seen Tomi Lahren without makeup? Sorry to stress this again, but it’s very concerning to me.



 

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This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TrailerBy toddApril 14, 2017
This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer

 

Guys. The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi just dropped. Full disclosure: My erection came out with the lightsaber sound.

 

 

 

Day 1 of Star Wars Celebration Day in Orlando yesterday:

 

Also, watch this and ugly cry if you’re into that:

  Guys. The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi just dropped. Full disclosure: My erection came out with the lightsaber sound.       Day 1 of Star Wars…

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Charli XCX Is The DevilBy toddOctober 28, 2016

The Kiss FM Haunted House Party was last night, and Charli XCX dressed up like a devil in a bikini. Not the metaphorical kind. Not sure what her demonic power is, but if I had to guess, it appears to be recent weight loss. Hail, Satan.

The Kiss FM Haunted House Party was last night, and Charli XCX dressed up like a devil in a bikini. Not the metaphorical kind. Not sure what her demonic power is, but…

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Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’By toddOctober 14, 2013

Undersexed women around the world screamed into their vibrators this weekend when it was announced that Charlie Hunnam decided not to be Christian Grey in the film adaption of the ridiculously tame and corny "S&M" novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, that was written by a woman who looks like this. I'm sure she wrote from experience. Anway, you chicks are getting a new Christian. Deadline reports:

Well, here’s a surprise. Universal is going to have to look harder to find its S&M minded zillionaire Christian Grey because Sons Of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam has exited the role he only just got. He was set early last month to star in what is expected to be at least three movies based on the EL James novel trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey. The studio issued this statement: “The filmmakers of Fifty Shades Of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey.”

This of course is bullshit, because if you're contracted to do a television show and you agree to do a movie, the schedule thing has already been figured out. So basically, Hunnam signed the contract then went back to the SOA set, and everybody was like, "Wait, you did what now?". Then everybody laughed and laughed and Hunnam cried in his trailer then Googled a picture of Dakota Johnson then stopped crying because, whoa, dodged that bullet. Then he went outside where everybody was still laughing and he told them to stop because even though he wants to be a movie star, he doesn't want to be one like this then he mentioned Dakota Johnson and everybody said, "LOL I know!", then they all laughed and decided to go for a bike ride but one of the actors crashed because they're not real bikers they just play pretend and he hurt his leg then everyone got sad again and told their assistants their three sentence Starbucks orders then went to makeup to glue on their beards. The end.

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Amy Adams Wore This DressBy toddOctober 14, 2013

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs
Robocop Has A New SuitBy toddSeptember 17, 2012



The kick ass movie blog Coming Soon has the first leaked production stills for the Robocop remake (more pics over there), so here’s Joel Kinnaman (The Killing, Safe House) as Alex Murphy/Robocop. He’s apparently a big fan of black now. Coming Soon reports:

In RoboCop, the year is 2028 and multinational conglomerate OmniCorp is at the center of robot technology. Their drones are winning American wars around the globe and now they want to bring this technology to the home front. Alex Murphy (Kinnaman) is a loving husband, father and good cop doing his best to stem the tide of crime and corruption in Detroit. After he is critically injured in the line of duty, OmniCorp utilizes their remarkable science of robotics to save Alex’s life. He returns to the streets of his beloved city with amazing new abilities, but with issues a regular man has never had to face before.

Confession time: The original Robocop is one of my all time favorite movies and I quote it almost daily. The suit looks a little too Dark Knighterish to me, but please keep in mind that this movie also stars Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, and Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Earle Haley, and Michael K. Williams. The only I would have came harder just now is if just found out that Michael Shannon was my biological father.

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Lindsay Thinks Amanda Bynes Should Be In JailBy toddSeptember 17, 2012



Lindsay Lohan has been on Twitter inserting herself into almost every news story lately, and yesterday she did some rails then wanted to know why Amanda Bynes isn’t in jail. Repeat: LINDSAY LOHAN is wondering why Amanda Bynes hasn’t been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Interesting.

May 26, 2007 – Arrested after a Beverly Hills car accident. Charged with a misdemeanor hit and run and a DUI for alcohol or possibly cocaine.

July 24, 2007 – Arrested in Santa Monica, CA for a DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license.

August 23, 2007 – Charged with seven misdemeanors. Sentenced to rehab, 36 months probation, 18 months alcohol education, 10 days community service and one day of jail.

November 15, 2007 – Reports to the detention center in Lynwood, CA, for a minimum 24-hour stay, but is released after 84 minutes due to overcrowding.

March 13 – 16, 2009 – Arrest warrant is issued after Lohan violates her probation. Updated county paperwork proves she is not in violation of probation and the warrant is dropped.

October 16, 2009 – Her three-year probation sentence from 2007 is extended a year so she can complete required alcohol counseling.

May 20, 2010 – Fails to appear in court after purportedly losing her passport at the Cannes Film Festival in France. Judge issues an arrest warrant and sets bail for $100,000, which is paid.

May 24, 2010 – Appears in court after completing 10 of 13 required alcohol counseling sessions. Conditions for bail include no alcohol, weekly random-drug testing, and wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

July 6, 2010 – Is sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating probation and missing alcohol counseling sessions.

July 20 – August 2, 2010 – Handcuffed in a Beverly Hills courtroom and taken to jail. Serves 13 days in the same Lynwood facility where she served 84 minutes in 2007.

September 24, 2010 – Appears in court after failing a drug test. Probation is revoked and she is jailed. She is later released on $300,000 bail and ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet.

October 22, 2010 – Ordered to remain in rehab until January 3, 2011, for probation violation.

December 12, 2010 – While in rehab, a Betty Ford Clinic staffer accuses Lohan of criminal battery. Charges are ultimately dropped.

January 22, 2011 – Allegedly walks out of a store wearing a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011 – Is arraigned and booked on felony grand theft charges and released on $40,000 bail.

March 23, 2011 – Rejects plea offer regarding felony charges for necklace.

April 22, 2011 – For violating 2007 drunk driving probation, she is sentenced to 120 days in jail, 480 hours of community service and 360 hours to be served at a women’s center and the Los Angeles County morgue. She is taken into custody but is released after posting a $75,000 bail.

April 22, 2011 – Charges in the necklace theft are reduced to a misdemeanor.

May 6, 2011 – Begins community service at the Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles.

May 11, 2011 – Enters a plea of no contest in the necklace theft case. Sentence remains the same as was handed out on April 22 with two days credit for time served plus 3 years probation.

May 26, 2011 – Begins serving her 120-day sentence. Due to overcrowding, Lohan is fitted with an electronic monitoring device and sent home to serve her sentence.

June 23, 2011 – Lohan is called to court regarding her probation for the 2007 drunk driving case because pictures have surfaced of her partying and she failed a blood alcohol test. Judge orders her to entertain no more than one person at a time.

June 29, 2011 – House arrest ends after 35 days. She is still on probation.

October 19, 2011 – Lohan’s probation is revoked for not performing community service. A $100,000 bail is posted, and she is instructed to perform community service until her Nov. 2 court date.

For the sake of time, I left out everything Lindsay has done in 2012, but to recap, Amanda Bynes got a DUI, been charged with two-hit-runs, and had her car impounded for driving on a suspended license. Compared to Lindsay, she should be elected Mayor and given a copy of everybody’s car keys.

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Kate Middleton Is Mad That You Can See Her Tits On The InternetBy toddSeptember 14, 2012



“Oh no, this is just my Asian goodwill tour outfit. Google my titties.”

If you want to see topless pictures of Kate Middleton that look like they were taken by the same camera that took a picture of Bigfoot, head on over to Egotastic if blurry, small titties are your thing. They were taken while Prince William and His cousin, Kate Middleton, were on vacation in France, then published by the French magazine Closer. Now everyone is mad.
People
reports:

As their goodwill tour of Asia continues, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are “saddened,” angry and considering legal options as French magazine Closer published topless photos of Kate on Thursday. “We certainly feel a red line’s been crossed,” a palace source tells PEOPLE of the photos, which were taken during William and Kate’s private holiday in France. The source also said that the mood at the palace back home is “one of anger and disbelief.”

Whatever, the royal family are celebrities. Nothing more. I mean, Fergie calls herself the Duchess. Let’s not get carried away here. The Queen and everybody in Windsor Palace are The Hills Have Eyes with diamonds and jewels they stole from Africa. They have no political influence whatsoever and are a bunch of drunk racists who murdered Princess Di. They only thing they should be apologizing about is the fact that Kate doesn’t have breast implants yet.

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Amanda Bynes Hit Somebody Else Last NightBy toddSeptember 14, 2012



GET HER OFF THE FUCKING ROAD. Thanks. TMZ reports:

Amanda was driving her black BMW 5-series out of a parking lot on Sunset Boulevard around 10:30PM when she tapped the bumper of a white car in front of her, leaving little or no damage. According to our camera guy … Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle — and both drivers left without exchanging information on the scene. It’s unclear if the other driver reported the fender bender to cops, but it’s a damn good bet Amanda and her suspended license did NOT.

You know those starving kids in Africa commercials where the old guy stands next a kid with flies in their eyes while they eat a shoe out of the garbage? Why doesn’t the old guy feed the kid? I mean, he’s already there. Why ask me for money? I guess what I’m asking is why doesn’t TMZ slash this chick’s tires or drop a cobra in backseat? Maybe because it wouldn’t do anything to help their traffic.

GET HER OFF THE FUCKING ROAD. Thanks. TMZ reports: Amanda was driving her black BMW 5-series out of a parking lot on Sunset Boulevard around 10:30PM when she tapped the…

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Dear LordBy toddSeptember 13, 2012



Doutzen Kroes was doing a shoot in a bikini yesterday, and I know, I know. She’s not a “real woman” and “needs to eat”. Btw, how are those chocolate pork rinds? Tasty I bet. Mmmm, pork rinds.

Doutzen Kroes was doing a shoot in a bikini yesterday, and I know, I know. She’s not a “real woman” and “needs to eat”. Btw, how are those chocolate pork…

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