Rihanna Is In BarbadosBy toddJune 19, 2010

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Rihanna looks great in videos and photoshoots, then you see her in shots like this and you realize she looks like an affirmative action Woody Woodpecker with a bottom half that was replaced by a creature from Narnia. Somebody with tits that small shouldn’t be able to attach a dart board to her thighs. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this lady. She’s about to ask Rihanna if she can use it for a raft.

Rihanna looks great in videos and photoshoots, then you see her in shots like this and you realize she looks like an affirmative action Woody Woodpecker with a bottom half…

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Chris Klein Is An Excellent DriverBy toddJune 16, 2010

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Chris Klein was coked out of his damn mind for his Mama Mia! audition, but wait, there’s more good news ladies! He also likes to get drunk at 3 in the morning and drive! How sexy!

TMZ has learned Chris Klein — who played Oz in “American Pie” — was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI. Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles at 3:13AM. 31-year-old Klein was arrested after failing a field sobriety test, we’re told. According to the police report, Klein was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.”

Who cares, it’s California. He might as well got arrested in Care-A-Lot. The worst thing that can happen to him is if the police drive by the jail on their way to take him to his pedicure appointment.

Chris Klein used to hit this:

Chris Klein was coked out of his damn mind for his Mama Mia! audition, but wait, there’s more good news ladies! He also likes to get drunk at 3 in…

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They Really Want Me To See A-TeamBy toddJune 16, 2010

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I can’t allow Hollywood to continue to murder my childhood, so haven’t seen the A-Team yet, but if they could screen it for me on Jessica Biel’s bare ass, I’d buy more tickets than your boyfriend did for the Nickelback concert. Seriously, what’s up with that guy?

I can’t allow Hollywood to continue to murder my childhood, so haven’t seen the A-Team yet, but if they could screen it for me on Jessica Biel’s bare ass, I’d…

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