Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You PussiesBy toddAugust 04, 2016
Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You Pussies


Clint Eastwood did an interview with Esquire and immediately stepped in all the shit, because when an 86-year old white guy talks about racism, it’s sure to go about as well as you’d expect. Like how Donald Trump is “onto to something” when says racist shit. As I was saying, as well as you’d expect. 

But he’s onto something, because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist. 

Translation: “Fuck man, white people can’t even call black people niggers or tell their chick co-workers they wanna cum on her tits without people making such big deal out of it. They might even try to get you fired, can you believe that shit?! Fire you. A white man. Can’t even make memes saying Michelle Obama is an ape. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist, because if they were, we’d burn those troublemakin’, racebaiting  niggras houses down or the police would send dogs after them and whatnot. Then maybe shoot them.”


So, what’s the “pussy generation”

All these people that say, “Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.” I guess it’s just the times.

I think he just said that if he complains about me calling something racist he’s a pussy. Not sure. How about this. We live in America, we’ll say what the fuck we want. Glad we cleared that up. But, surprisingly, he thinks another old white man is free to say what’s on his mind. 

What Trump is onto is he’s just saying what’s on his mind. And sometimes it’s not so good. And sometimes it’s … I mean, I can understand where he’s coming from, but I don’t always agree with it…I haven’t endorsed anybody. I haven’t talked to Trump. I haven’t talked to anybody. You know, he’s a racist now because he’s talked about this judge. And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, “Oh, well, that’s racist,” and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.

Yeah. It’s a sad time in history. Not like the happier time when black people were still getting lynched when you were in your 20s or getting sent to prison for looking at a white lady wrong.  That shit was bomb I bet. Shooting gays was also pretty fun too back then. Even God had your back then. Sorry, dude. White guys had a good run. I don’t want to leave you feeling hopeless, but if Trump loses, there’s another megalomaniac millionaire who says insane shit and whose wife gets naked a lot and who throws tantrums on Twitter running for President in 2020. I’m sure you can just fucking over the fact he’s black. lol jk I know you can’t. 


Here’s Nate Parker doing a GQ shoot on Tuesday. A black man in a suit! Can you even believe it, Clint?! What a sad time in history. 


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Sara Underwood Is Naked Again & LinksBy toddAugust 04, 2016



Lady Gaga should cover those  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Sarah Hyland should also cover those  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Drake wants to put a half-Canadian in Rihanna  [  Dlisted  ]

Maya Stepper. Goddamn.    [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Joanna Krupa naked in Treats  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Simpson almost made America less great   [  The Superficial  ]

Victoria Silvstedt is still living the high-paid escort dream    [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Leonardo DiCaprio pranked the shit out of Jonah Hill   [  The Blemish  ]

Kate Beckinsale‘s ass in skin tight leather  [  Popoholic   ]

The craziest relationship age gaps  [  Mandatory  ]

Remember when Sara Underwood got topless as hell on Snapchat? Good times. 


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Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit SucksBy toddAugust 03, 2016
Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit Sucks


Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that while posting all the Jill Stein memes. Anyway, I’m in the first stage of grief. In their review entitled, “Suicide Squad Is A Chaotic, Manic, and Total Mess“, Gizmodo gave a take:

Unfortunately, once the assembled team begins their mission, that’s where Suicide Squad starts to go off the rails. The goal of the Squad’s mission is incredibly ambiguous, gets even murkier as the narrative unfolds, and then falls apart once all is revealed at the end. Plus, the at least partially cohesive tone of the first act of the film segues into a second act that’s radically different in tone, and more of a war movie than anything else. Characters spend a good 20-30 minutes walking around just getting into gun fights. If Suicide Squad were merely an action movie, this would be exciting, but these characters are villains, some of whom have superpowers. Merely seeing them shoot guns at things isn’t that exciting. In a way, the film mirrors the actual Squad itself—a bunch of interesting parts that would often work better alone than together.

And that’s one of the more positive reviews. Not sure if he’s in denial or if Warner Bros. made him say it, but director David Ayer shot off this tweet.



Now, I’ve seen Harsh Times. I’ve seen Training Day. I’ve seen End of Watch. I’ve seen Street Kings. I’ve seen Fury. I can say pretty confidently that David Ayer didn’t forget how to make a good movie overnight. I can also now say pretty confidently that Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they’re fucking lives depended on it. They give Zack Snyder free reign on Man of Steel.  The only good thing you can say about that movie is that at least it wasn’t as bad as Superman III. They gave him free reign again on Batman v Superman. It’s a piece of shit. Sorry. I know you really wanted to be great and you told people it would be great and now you have to keep saying its great, but it’s not great. It’s shit. And don’t even bring up the Ultimate Edition, because yeah, the extra 30 minutes made three things kinda sorta make sense, but its still garbage. Say what you want in the comments, I won’t read it. Accept it and move on with your life. So, as his reward, they gave Zack Snyder free reign over Justice League. Then we saw the “trailer“. That dumb ass, course correction trailer where Bruce Wayne has finally started taking Paxil and a man who talks to fish drinks liquor in slo mo. Just go away. Send Zack Snyder to do BMW commercials where he can make shit look “cool” without needing any talent to tell a story then go away. But not before you explain how you get an actual filmmaker for Suicide Squad, then you panicked and couldn’t wait to step all over his dick so he wouldn’t make a movie like Zack Snyder that he ended up making one. Delete your company.

Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that…

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Ryan Reynolds Has Been Banging This “For Months”By toddJuly 13, 2011

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Charlize Theron? Yes, I’d agree that this is an upgrade. No further questions.” – Ryan Reynolds’ penis’ imaginary press conference. Us Magazine reports:

A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out Wednesday) that the Green Lantern star, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.” While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later. Has Reynolds (who split from wife Scarlett Johansson last December) found a perfect match? “They’re both career-focused,” explains the source, “but not in a crazy way.” For instance, don’t expect to see the stars side-by-side on a red carpet. “She won’t go to an event with him,” the insider says of Theron, who split with love of nine years Stuart Townsend in 2010. “That’s not her style.”

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced their split on December 10, 2010 and Reynolds filed for divorce 17 days later, because you can’t be accused of cheating on your wife is she’s not your wife. Everybody knows this.

“Charlize Theron? Yes, I’d agree that this is an upgrade. No further questions.” – Ryan Reynolds’ penis’ imaginary press conference. Us Magazine reports: A source tells the new issue of…

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The Dark Knight Rises Gets A PosterBy toddJuly 13, 2011

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The new teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises hit online yesterday, so yeah, here it is. The plot of the movie is a tightly kept secret, but if I had to guess I’d say it’s about Batman fighting corrupt construction companies who don’t build to code. Sounds exciting.

The new teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises hit online yesterday, so yeah, here it is. The plot of the movie is a tightly kept secret, but if I…

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Mila Kunis Does GQBy toddJuly 12, 2011

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Screen Gems really wants you to see Friends With Benefits, so here’s Mila Kunis in her panties and a see through shirt and drinking an ice coffee. I really don’t know why they’re trying to promote this film with her sexuality when the movie is about an unemployed guy who has friends with 401K’s and access to a network of more than 500,000 participating quality health care professionals and centers throughout the country. CIGNA negotiates with these health care professionals to offer them the most affordable medical insurance value for their dollar. Why do we need to see her in her panties to promote a serious film like this? I don’t understand why Hollywood can be so sexist sometimes.

Screen Gems really wants you to see Friends With Benefits, so here’s Mila Kunis in her panties and a see through shirt and drinking an ice coffee. I really don’t…

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Sara Underwood Is FantasticBy toddJuly 12, 2011

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When you’re physically perfect (NSFW), people will pay you a lot of money to be in front of a camera and wear tight spandex outfits under the guise of, “hey, we’re going to Comic Con and we just happened to pick this out for you.” I would say other stuff here, but I think I just came. Lemme see…yep, oh yeah. Totally. Totally just came. Christ, how am I gonna clean all this up? Oh god dammit, it’s everywhere. Maybe I should go to the bathroom and…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

When you’re physically perfect (NSFW), people will pay you a lot of money to be in front of a camera and wear tight spandex outfits under the guise of, “hey,…

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Jessica Simpson Turned 31By toddJuly 11, 2011

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Then she gave Eric Johnson her credit card and told him to come back with the one that looks like a mountain of spray cheese. Mama like spray cheese. Too Fab reports:

Jessica Simpson got a pricey gift from her fiance for her 31st birthday — the elusive Birkin bag! Simpson, who turned 31 on Sunday, posted the above photo on her Twitter last night, exclaiming “Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)” The orange bag is definitely a status symbol in the fashion world, where waiting lists once existed for the Hermes line.

Let me preface this by saying this is gonna sound way more sexist than it should, but unlike men who have a constant supply of fresh, young vagina at out disposal because we tend to get better looking with age, maximize our earning power later in life, and some of us can tell a joke, women always have a hard expiration date. And at 31, women, at best, have about three good years left. It doesn’t matter how hot or rich or powerful they are, women hit the wall and no penis or love will ever find them. Jessica Simpson might have six months. She went from the hottest thing on the planet to a fat drunk in five years, so I guess buying yourself a Hermes bag and pretending your unemployed fiance bought it is small victory. Just like when they upsize her fries for free.

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Hilary Duff Is In A BikiniBy toddJuly 11, 2011

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Hilary Duff isn’t on here a lot, because well, it’s Hilary Duff and who really gives a shit? But I guess she should have thought of that before she went to Italy and put on a bikini around dude with a camera. Because I like bikinis. And I really like white girls in bikinis. I also like a nice smile. Ooh, that sounded pretty good. I should probably put that on my OK Cupid profile. I feel it shows women that I’m sensitive. And then they’ll let me have sex with them.

Hilary Duff isn’t on here a lot, because well, it’s Hilary Duff and who really gives a shit? But I guess she should have thought of that before she went…

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Awww, How SweetBy toddJuly 09, 2011

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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox celebrated their 1-year wedding anniversary this month, and as you can see, they look pretty happy. Happy in the fact that he gets to bang that every night and she gets to still play out her still unresolved daddy issues with the guy she fell in love with from the foldout in Tiger Beat. My seething hate for this dude is confusing me today because I have the same shirt and shoes. (*Taps index fingers together and spins around in desk chair*) Interesting. So, my mortal enemy and I have things in common. Maybe the universe wants me to see him as a reflection of myself and to learn that we are all just humans beings on this planet who want the same things out of life. Man, I really feel like I’m growing as a person.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox celebrated their 1-year wedding anniversary this month, and as you can see, they look pretty happy. Happy in the fact that he gets to…

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