Kanye’s Breakdown Is Apparently Kim Kardashian’s Fault Or Something NowBy toddNovember 23, 2016
Kanye’s Breakdown Is Apparently Kim Kardashian’s Fault Or Something Now

 

So after more information about Kanye West’s mental breakdown have surfaced, it’s not really funny anymore.  I mean, it still kinda is, because we’re all assholes, but at least his doctor had some foresight. There’s been a lot hot takes about this whole situation, but People might have the stupidest one. PSA: rant after the blockquote.

“Kim has had a very rough time since the robbery,” says a source close to the reality star, 36, who has been keeping a consciously low-profile lifestyle since early October. “It hasn’t helped that Kanye has been touring. Their lives have been quite chaotic. It’s been very trying for them both and not a good recipe for a happy marriage.” Before the robbery, the source says, “Kim [was] usually the more stable and strong person in the marriage. Kanye is used to leaning on her. Since Kim has had her own issues to deal with, the roles have been reversed. Kanye has had to stay strong to support Kim, and it’s like he can’t handle it anymore.” The source adds that the 39-year-old Grammy winner, who stands to lose millions after he canceled 21 dates on his Saint Pablo tour, “is totally wiped out from touring and just can’t handle it emotionally.” And with his wife and support system taking a step back in order to overcome her recent trauma, the source says, “It’s like Kanye is falling apart now, because Kim hasn’t been able to give him her full attention.”

So I didn’t really prepare myself to defend Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian on the same day, but uhhh, what the hell is this? I’m sure we can find a lot of things to blame Kim Kardashian for, but not co-sleeping with Kanye and keeping her tit in his mouth while she recovers from being fucking held at gunpoint in a robbery probably shouldn’t be one of them. Kanye is a grown ass man and his mom already died. He doesn’t have another one.

 

I’ll take this time to give Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian the second-hand attention they deserve. Imagine trying to make dresses for Khloe.

 

  So after more information about Kanye West’s mental breakdown have surfaced, it’s not really funny anymore.  I mean, it still kinda is, because we’re all assholes, but at least…

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Ariel Winter Will Just Be All Titties NowBy toddAugust 17, 2016

Variety‘s Power Of Young Hollywood event was last night, and I assume Ariel Winter brought hers along. Her titties. She brought along her titties. Those are her power. Not so much the ass. It makes her hard to figure out. Like, you look at pic #1 and text her at 2am, then you’d look at pic #16 and want to cast a protection a spell in case she steals your breath in the night. 

Variety‘s Power Of Young Hollywood event was last night, and I assume Ariel Winter brought hers along. Her titties. She brought along her titties. Those are her power. Not so…

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Jared Leto Feels “Tricked” By ‘Suicide Squad’By toddAugust 17, 2016
Jared Leto Feels “Tricked” By ‘Suicide Squad’


Suicide Squad sucks. Accept it and move on. Some of the criticism stems from the fact that the theatrical release of the movie made Jared Leto‘s The Joker pretty much an unnecessary character and a needed lie for the trailer. He’s also been getting shit for going method, but during a Q&A session at “Camp Mars“, Leto 

“He was very honest about the film this weekend; his disappointment in what he’s learned of the theatrical cut (he’s still not seen the film); feeling sort of tricked into being apart of something that had been pitched to him very differently; thinking it would’ve been more artistic than what it became; feeling overwhelmed by the hate regarding the look and choices… In one breath he would say he too “needs more joker”, but in the next it seems very unclear if he wants any part of the process going forward. However it was clear he feels very fragile still about everything that had happened just two weeks before – and had spent a lot of hours trying to come to terms with his work and compartmentalize just so he can move forward onto the next film project.”

Now, if you’ve seen Suicide Squad, then you know Jared Leto probably didn’t agree to do a two hour music video with forcibly inserted jokes about people who survive helicopter crashes for no reason. What he said this weekend is pretty much consistent with what he’s been saying all along, and if you feel like Googling, there’s a long list of descriptions of scenes available online that were cut from the movie. Which sucks. Because the movie could have been great. Trump will fix when elected. 


Suicide Squad sucks. Accept it and move on. Some of the criticism stems from the fact that the theatrical release of the movie made Jared Leto‘s The Joker pretty much…

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Here’s Elle Fanning In Yoga PantsBy toddAugust 17, 2016

Whatever happened to Dakota Fanning? She was weird. Maybe she died or something. Anyway, here’s her younger sister Elle Fanning in yoga pants going to a dance class in Hollywood. It doesn’t say what kind of dance class, so I’ll leave that up to you and whatever you’re in to right now. 

Whatever happened to Dakota Fanning? She was weird. Maybe she died or something. Anyway, here’s her younger sister Elle Fanning in yoga pants going to a dance class in Hollywood….

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Taylor Swift Wants To Buy Back Our LoveBy toddAugust 17, 2016
Taylor Swift Wants To Buy Back Our Love


Taylor Swift has been pretty quiet since, well, this whole thing, but she donated $1M to the Louisiana flood relief effort. Gary Johnson should mention this when he’s talking at the the television when he’s watching the debates. Here’s her statement. 

“We began The 1989 World Tour in Louisiana, and the wonderful fans there made us feel completely at home. The fact that so many people in Louisiana have been forced out of their own homes this week is heartbreaking. I encourage those who can to help out and send your love and prayers their way during this devastating time.”

Say what you will about Taylor Swift, but a million dollars is a million dollars. If it “rubs you the wrong way” that she made this donation publicly, you might want to refrain from telling people what to do with their own money. Then you should probably go fuck yourself. Or you can go anonymously donate the $10 you had left over from your check so you can feel morally superior. I’m sure the victims will appreciate the three bottles of water that will buy or whatever. Good looking out. 


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Taylor Swift has been pretty quiet since, well, this whole thing, but she donated $1M to the Louisiana flood relief effort. Gary Johnson should mention this when he’s talking at the…

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Amber Heard Dropped Her Abuse Allegations Against Johnny Depp, SettledBy toddAugust 16, 2016
Amber Heard Dropped Her Abuse Allegations Against Johnny Depp, Settled


A day before their restraining order hearing, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp reached a divorce settlement, and Heard has withdrew her domestic violence restraining order petition. They also released the most confusing joint statement I’ve ever read. 

“Our relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love. Neither party has made false accusations for financial gains. There was never an intent of physical or emotional harm. Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future. Amber will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to a charity.”

Uh, okay then. I guess the charity will be happy with whatever change she has left.  But here’s the thing. On August 6th, Heard showed up to her deposition and refused to answer questions and reportedly threw a tantrum. On August 12th, Heard flaked on her deposition yet again because she was “unable to arrange a flight“. However, she could arrange for that Johnny Depp video to be leaked that same night. We can question the timing of that if you want. We can also point out if the video was gender-swapped, Johnny Depp looks like at least two of my ex girlfriends. Dude was clearly on something. Then, of course today, they reached a settlement before the actual hearing. Heard doesn’t seem to want to get anything on official record for some reason. So here’s what we’ve learned: Johnny Depp is a violent asshole who throws shit AND Amber Heard is a gold digger. I’ll be honest, I didn’t see that one coming. 

A day before their restraining order hearing, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp reached a divorce settlement, and Heard has withdrew her domestic violence restraining order petition. They also released the most…

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Courtney Stodden Seems Totally FineBy toddAugust 15, 2016

In May, Courtney Stodden announced she was pregnant. Then wanted us to know that she suffered from pregnant depression with five hashtags on Instagram. Then she said if she had a boy she would turn it gay because that’s how being gay works if you’re Courtney Stodden. I guess the baby read all this and decided this was narrative it didn’t ask to be part of, so last month Courtney Stodden announced she had a “miscarriage”. Flash forward to this weekend. Hey, people handle grief differently. Maybe she’ll announce she’s pregnant with Harambe’s frozen sperm next, since the last pregnancy did’t do much for her brand. 

In May, Courtney Stodden announced she was pregnant. Then wanted us to know that she suffered from pregnant depression with five hashtags on Instagram. Then she said if she had…

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Weekend Dump 08.14.2016By toddAugust 14, 2016
Weekend Dump 08.14.2016


Hey, people. How’s your weekend so far? Good, good. Ok, enough about you, here’s the latest Weekend Dump. The banner pic is of Katie Ledecky. Amanda Waller started a file on her on Friday. Maybe Thursday. The rest of the pics are of other people exponentially lesser talent. That’s why Scott Disick is last. Enjoy. See you cool kids tomorrow. 


Hey, people. How’s your weekend so far? Good, good. Ok, enough about you, here’s the latest Weekend Dump. The banner pic is of Katie Ledecky. Amanda Waller started a file…

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Drake Bet $60,000 On Golden StateBy toddJune 22, 2016
Drake Bet $60,000 On Golden State


“Why they passing to Varejo tho?”


Drake has been dumped by Rihanna twice, and since Rihanna’s vagina wants to suck Lebron James in like a Barbados sarlacc, Drake pretty much had to bet on the Golden State Warriors. He did. I hope he named the $60,000 “Good girl” since he lost it. Zing! Hahahaha good one, Todd.


 

Drake lost $60k on the Finals last night

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Insufficient funds.


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“Why they passing to Varejo tho?” Drake has been dumped by Rihanna twice, and since Rihanna’s vagina wants to suck Lebron James in like a Barbados sarlacc, Drake pretty much…

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Selma Blair Got White Girl Wasted On A Plane, Carried Off On A StretcherBy toddJune 21, 2016
Selma Blair Got White Girl Wasted On A Plane, Carried Off On A Stretcher


Selma Blair won’t be tweeting Delta about airline fees any time soon, because chances are she doesn’t know she was flying Delta. Or on a plane. 

Witnesses on a flight from Cancun, Mexico to LAX tell us, Blair was in first class and drinking wine. The witnesses say it appeared she combined something — perhaps medication — with her glass of wine.

She was flying first class from Mexico and mixing wine with prescription pills. My heart goes out to her. Imagine having to live like that. Then I guess a ghost or an evil spirit followed her on the plane or something maybe? 

We’re told she suddenly started crying, “He burns my private parts. He won’t let me eat or drink.” The witnesses say she continued, “He beats me. He’s going to kill me.” We’re told 2 nurses on board came over to help and checked her bags for pills.

Sounds like a bootleg The Conjuring 2

When the plane landed medical personal boarded the plane and took Blair off on a stretcher. She was taken to a nearby hospital. 

Imagine being on that plane and having to wait because Liz Sherman couldn’t handle her wine and pills. That would’ve put me on the no-fly list. 


Now, I don’t want to speculate, but here she is last week being friendly with Rebecca Gayheart. The Rebecca Gayheart who ran over and killed a 9-year old Latin kid and only had to pay a $2,800 fine. Not sure if Obama deported his spirit, but he might be back in LA. He’s coming for your ass, Rebecca.


Selma Blair won’t be tweeting Delta about airline fees any time soon, because chances are she doesn’t know she was flying Delta. Or on a plane.  Witnesses on a flight…

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