Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise AgainBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise Again

 

Since every corpse has to be dug up and put in front of a camera so studios can cash in on your nostalgia (what up, Jamie Lee Curtis , every recent Harrison Ford movie, and Pennywise ), Linda Hamilton is returning to the Terminator franchise for the first time since 1991.

After waving hasta la vista, baby, more than 25 years ago, Linda Hamilton is returning to the world of Terminator, reuniting with James Cameron, the creator of the sci-fi franchise, for the new installment being made by Skydance and Paramount. Cameron made the announcement at a private event celebrating the storied franchise, saying, “As meaningful as she was to gender and action stars everywhere back then, it’s going to make a huge statement to have that seasoned warrior that she’s become return.” With Hamilton’s return, Cameron hopes to once again make a statement on gender roles in action movies. “There are 50-year-old, 60-year-old guys out there killing bad guys,” he said, referring to aging male actors still anchoring movies, “but there isn’t an example of that for women.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 70 and Linda Hamilton is 60, so who knows what the plot of this movie will be. Maybe it’s 2029 and they go back in time to save Medicaid.

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Kara Del Toro Did The ‘Power Rangers’ Premiere In This DressBy toddMarch 23, 2017

I read a review that said the new Power Rangers movie was “actually pretty great” with such glowing praise as, “make no mistake, Power Rangers is a cash grab” and “the movie opens with a borderline-incomprehensible prologue” and “it is also, jaw-droppingly, one long Krispy Kreme commercial”, so maybe they wanted it to be great then forgot to change the headline. It remains unclear at this time. Then Rotten Tomatoes told me it has a 47% and the name of the movie is actually “Saban’s Power Rangers“.  Nick Saban would have been good for an 86% at least. Maybe hire him for one of the six sequels they’re planning. Anyway, this really has nothing to do with that fact that Kara Del Toro has really big tits and these pictures I downloaded.  My apologies to Kara Del Toro. I should have lead with that.

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s CoolBy toddMarch 23, 2017
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s Cool

 

Demi Lovato was included in the latest round of nude leaks of basics. This is her story. *Law & Order music is hummed*

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  Demi Lovato was included in the latest round of nude leaks of basics. This is her story. *Law & Order music is hummed*

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Joanna Krupa Also Did The Mannequin Challenge But She Did It NakedBy toddNovember 29, 2016
Joanna Krupa Also Did The Mannequin Challenge But She Did It Naked

 

The only thing I really know about Joanna Krupa is that her pussy smells bad, so maybe that’s why the person who took this picture and video was at a safe distance and made sure she was by a window. Anyway, yeah, this is here doing the Mannequin Challenge thing. This is also (NSFW). Just wanted to stress that.

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Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Promoting ‘Passengers’ (The Other Space Movie)By toddNovember 29, 2016
Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Promoting ‘Passengers’ (The Other Space Movie)

 

*taps microphone, leans in*

Jennifer Lawrence has been in two good movies, Chris Pratt has been in one.”

 

Now they’re in Paris promoting Passengers, the space movie that isn’t Arrival. I’ve only seen one trailer, but from what I can tell, it’s a movie about one man’s living hell after he’s trapped in outer space with nobody to talk to except Jennifer Lawrence. Not sure if it’s the wax mannequin Jennifer Lawrence that attended this photocall in Paris. Big if true.

 

 

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Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s InsaneBy toddNovember 02, 2016
Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s Insane

 

Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she claimed he was abusive and “mentally unstable”.  Here’s something else we just learned: dude really, really, really wanted to marry Mariah Carey. Probably so he could finally seem dem titties. And is also mentally unstable.

The billionaire was clearly itching to tie the knot with Mariah, upset that his people were not moving fast enough to nail down the prenup so he could marry her on March 1st in Bora Bora…Packer’s lawyers were telling him they could not get the prenup signed, sealed and delivered by March 1st. His response … “I don’t know who’s working for who because there are a lot of names I haven’t heard before on this email chain. The people who work for me — message — do as I say or f*** off. I want to get married on March 1st. James.”…Mariah already had a dress, the flowers were ordered and all the flights for the guests were secured.

He seems chill. So what was the hold up with this prenup? GOOD GOD MAN.

Packer’s lawyers clearly felt the prenup was complicated, sending Mariah’s team a 100 page document outlining the specifics. The details in the document are fascinating. Among the many conditions … if Packer gave Mariah a piece of jewelry or anything else, she would have to give it back if they broke up UNLESS he sent her a signed note saying it was a gift.

If you need a 100 pages to explain the specifics of your love, I don’t even think you want to see titties. Seems a bit counterproductive to seeing titties. So why couldn’t they get married at all?

…because Nick Cannon hadn’t signed the divorce docs. Mariah and James knew this, but they were going to call the wedding a “commitment ceremony” and pass themselves off as husband and wife.

Nick Cannon

 

UPDATE: LOL

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Hillary Clinton Did ‘Between Two Ferns’By toddSeptember 22, 2016
Hillary Clinton Did ‘Between Two Ferns’


I’m gonna give you a break from all this Brangelina stuff (because THERE’S MORE), so here’s Hillary Clinton doing Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. I have to admit, for a person whose health is in rapid decline and who suffers from severe brain damage, she’s seems to be holding up pretty well. Or maybe it’s the body double. What does the LIBERAL MEDIA NOT WANT US TO KNOW?! I’m sure Breitbart readers will continue to throw up shit hoping something, anything sticks. You know,  if they have time from tweeting pictures of gas ovens to Jewish reporters. 


 
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Emily Ratajkowski Went To TargetBy toddSeptember 07, 2016
Emily Ratajkowski Went To Target


Nothing says “New York Fashion Week” quite like Target. And nothing says “dead eyes” and “big tits” like Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW).  And nothing says “the Target logo as a metaphor” than this Instagram post from last week. 


 

A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on



And nothing says “please stop using quotes its getting annoying” than me ending this post. 


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Alexis Ren Says Good Morning & LinksBy toddJuly 21, 2016
Alexis Ren Says Good Morning & Links


Margot Robbie in a wet t-shirt, anyone?   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Lady Gaga in a swimsuit, anyone?   [  The Superficial   ]

Kate Upton still hasn’t found her ass  [  Popoholic   ]

Britney Spears rocking the mom bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Jennifer Hudson‘s next movie will have a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes  [  Dlisted  ]

Samantha Hoopes got topless   [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

I want to be in Vanessa Hudgens‘ yoga class  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Important: 10 greatest cereal mascots of all time [  Mandatory  ]

Matt Damon‘s attempt at small talk with Prince went as expected  [  The Blemish  ]

Taylor Swift will now have Eugenie Bouchard assassinated  [   Cele|bitchy   ]

A Star Trek Beyond review  [  Crave Online   ]

More Alexis Ren  [  Instagram  ]


Margot Robbie in a wet t-shirt, anyone?   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Lady Gaga in a swimsuit, anyone?   [  The Superficial   ] Kate Upton still hasn’t found her ass  [  Popoholic  …

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Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or SomethingBy toddAugust 13, 2014
Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or Something

 

Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it has a lot of blogs with dreams of scissoring all in their heads. Those dreams might be real, or not. Who knows.

Victoria’s Secret model Karlie, 22, moved in just a few weeks ago, with sources close to the singer telling me that the duo have since been “completely inseparable.” “Taylor and Karlie have grown very close,” the source told me. “They are inseparable. Taylor wanted someone to live with her, to have some company, and Karlie jumped at the chance to move in with her friend. They spent a lot of time together before Karlie moved in but now they are rarely apart. They do everything together, from visits to the gym to going on road trips.” “It seems the 24-year-old country singer has found her soulmate,” wrote columnist Charlotte Griffiths, relying on anonymous sources with (apparently intimate) knowledge of the pair’s relationship.

Seems like typical gossip blog bullshit, right? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNN

On Monday, however, her report was nowhere to be found. It had disappeared from the Daily Mails site without explanation. So what happened to Griffiths’ column? Sean Walsh, a spokesperson for the Daily Mail’s New York office, explained that the column—and later, the orders to delete it—originated from the paper’s sister publication in Britain, The Mail on Sunday, which has a special section on The Daily Mail’s website. “They asked us to spike it,” Walsh told Gawker, “and we have no idea why.”

What does this mean? Is this some kind of cover up? They kinda look a like and if they’re hanging out this much together, then they’re periods have probably synched by now, so it would make sense. But I’m not going to believe this until Karlie moves out then Taylor moves across the street then writes a song about her then buys another cat.

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