‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To HelpBy toddFebruary 07, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To Help

 

To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would recognize Emily Ratajkowski without sideboob. To recap, Emily Ratajkowski. My birthday. Sideboob. I feel like I should make a cake reference, but you get it.

 

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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

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Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise AgainBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise Again

 

Since every corpse has to be dug up and put in front of a camera so studios can cash in on your nostalgia (what up, Jamie Lee Curtis , every recent Harrison Ford movie, and Pennywise ), Linda Hamilton is returning to the Terminator franchise for the first time since 1991.

After waving hasta la vista, baby, more than 25 years ago, Linda Hamilton is returning to the world of Terminator, reuniting with James Cameron, the creator of the sci-fi franchise, for the new installment being made by Skydance and Paramount. Cameron made the announcement at a private event celebrating the storied franchise, saying, “As meaningful as she was to gender and action stars everywhere back then, it’s going to make a huge statement to have that seasoned warrior that she’s become return.” With Hamilton’s return, Cameron hopes to once again make a statement on gender roles in action movies. “There are 50-year-old, 60-year-old guys out there killing bad guys,” he said, referring to aging male actors still anchoring movies, “but there isn’t an example of that for women.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 70 and Linda Hamilton is 60, so who knows what the plot of this movie will be. Maybe it’s 2029 and they go back in time to save Medicaid.

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Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

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Good Lord, Selena GomezBy toddMarch 24, 2017

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

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Kara Del Toro Did The ‘Power Rangers’ Premiere In This DressBy toddMarch 23, 2017

I read a review that said the new Power Rangers movie was “actually pretty great” with such glowing praise as, “make no mistake, Power Rangers is a cash grab” and “the movie opens with a borderline-incomprehensible prologue” and “it is also, jaw-droppingly, one long Krispy Kreme commercial”, so maybe they wanted it to be great then forgot to change the headline. It remains unclear at this time. Then Rotten Tomatoes told me it has a 47% and the name of the movie is actually “Saban’s Power Rangers“.  Nick Saban would have been good for an 86% at least. Maybe hire him for one of the six sequels they’re planning. Anyway, this really has nothing to do with that fact that Kara Del Toro has really big tits and these pictures I downloaded.  My apologies to Kara Del Toro. I should have lead with that.

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s CoolBy toddMarch 23, 2017
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s Cool

 

Demi Lovato was included in the latest round of nude leaks of basics. This is her story. *Law & Order music is hummed*

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Hilary Duff Has Leg PositivityBy toddFebruary 03, 2017

 

Hilary Duff has great legs, so you’re probably wondering why “didn’t always love them”. I guess she didn’t because she outweighs most of the women in LA by like 40 pounds. That’s mostly legs and ass weight. I applaud her for preaching leg positivity, but it is 2017, and I don’t think as a white woman that she understands intersectional leg issues or the all marginalized legless women out there without a Instagram or whatever Twitter and Tumblr will eventually say about this picture. I would list more, but it will all be covered in the think piece written by the POC without legs.

 

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Beyonce Is Pregnant With TwinsBy toddFebruary 01, 2017
Beyonce Is Pregnant With Twins

 

I don’t know why Beyonce wanted to announce she was pregnant with twins in a picture that looks like she’s having a funeral for the twins, but Beyonce announced today that she’s pregnant with twins on the first day of Black History Month. This might be the best start to Black History Month that white girls have had in a while.

 

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