Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ NowBy toddJuly 26, 2017
Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ Now

 

Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie doesn’t eat a pack of bagels everyday. Apparently Anne Hathaway is now in talks to play Barbie, because a 34-year-old brunette is the obvious choice to play Barbie after an overweight blonde. I would have went with a transgendered chick myself since that would be good publicity and Trump would tweet about it and the movie would get great reviews even if it sucked. I should really be a studio executive.

 

Also, here’s Amy Schumer being passive aggressive about the whole thing.

 

Hathaway smathaway jkjk she’s perfect!! Can’t wait to see it!

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  Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie…

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Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’By toddSeptember 01, 2016
Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’


Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Apparently that was part of her plan? 

The text was purportedly sent Tuesday at 2:57 AM, shortly after Baylee Curran was kicked out of Chris’ house. It reads: “Hey safari don’t you know this freak Chris brown is kicking me out of his house because I called his friend jewelry fake can you come get me my Uber is messing up if not I’m going to set him up and call the cops and say that he tried to shoot me and that will teach him a lesson I’m going to set his ass up. Lol come get me.” He responded, “Really that’s f*** up you ain’t going to do that your wrong if you do.”

In the initial story, they took her phone before she left and a Lyft driver picked her up instead of an Uber, so fuck if I know. She also allegedly sent this text to some dude named “Safari”. Who is Safari?

We spoke with Safari, who says Baylee stole his Rolex last year and he hasn’t spoken with her since.

What we know: Baylee Curran really seems to like other people’s jewelry. She also likes to tell overexaggerated stories because the drama gives her life/renews her life force. 

Baylee Curran filed a restraining order in 2013 claiming her roomie, Princeton Roseborough, threatened to hire a hitman to take her out. Baylee went on to claim Roseborough physically hurt her by pushing her head against a bedroom wall … hard enough to call an ambulance. Her claims were enough for a judge to issue a temporary restraining order, but when it came time for a formal hearing, she was a no-show in court so the restraining order was lifted. Princeton, the roommate, insisted in his own legal docs that she was lying. He says Baylee was about to physically attack his girlfriend, and all he did was restrain her, and never pushed her.

Basically, Chris Brown (a horrible person) more than likely pulled a gun on Baylee Curran (another horrible person) because she either call his friend’s jewelry fake or tried to steal his friend’s jewelry or just looked at the jewelry. I’ve spent way too much time thinking about this, so I’m ending this post now. God bless. 


Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was…

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Lindsay Lohan Has A Rich Russian Boyfriend Named ‘Egor’By toddMarch 09, 2016
Lindsay Lohan Has A Rich Russian Boyfriend Named ‘Egor’


EGOR &  LINDSAY 4EVA

The lucky guy is 22-year-old Egor Tarabasov. He’s a Russian heir to a business empire in Yeltsin land. Egor met Lindsay in London through a mutual friend. They’ve been dating for 4 months, and it’s already pretty serious. He came to NYC with LiLo over the Xmas holidays to meet Dina and the fam. We’re told Egor has the Lohan family stamp of approval … they think he keeps her out of trouble. Tarabasov lives in London, where he’s starting up his own real estate company, so it looks like Lindsay is staying put.

Looks like old Egor here has everything Lindsay could ever want in a man: an easily-influenced 22-year old unfamiliar with American customs who has access to unlimited money and drugs. Congrats to the happy couple. 


Awww, he’s already buying her luxury items she doesn’t even need like a bodyguard. Egor is the best. 


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EGOR &  LINDSAY 4EVA The lucky guy is 22-year-old Egor Tarabasov. He’s a Russian heir to a business empire in Yeltsin land. Egor met Lindsay in London through a mutual friend….

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Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’By toddJanuary 29, 2016
Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’


I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would be the one to shoot this, because naked chicks is like his thing. Rihanna is probably mad. (NSFW


You can out the NSFW version below if you’re still reading this and don’t understand how all this works. 

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I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would…

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Drake Wants To Play Obama In A MovieBy toddJanuary 30, 2012

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“Obama doesn’t have gills, so I’m tryin’ to get that worked in ya heard?”

Drake, a Canadian and rapper whose only street cred in being shot by a classmate at Degrassi High, wants to play Barack Obama in a movie. Because he “wants to do something for his culture”. Rich Canadians are crying out for a Obama movie? I don’t know. Also, he’s Canadian did I mention that? New York Post reports:

“I hope somebody makes a movie about Obama’s life soon because I could play him. That’s the goal,” the rapper told VH1 News at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this week…“I watch all the addresses,” he says. “Any time I see him on TV, I don’t change the channel. I definitely pay attention and listen to the inflections of his voice. If you ask anyone who knows me, I’m pretty good at impressions.”…”I’ve been reading scripts for awhile,” he said. “I want to do something great. I want to do something for my culture: The younger people who are still in tune with everything going on. I’m actually writing with my friends right now.”

I’m sure Drake is serious when he says he’s pretty good at impressions, because he does a pretty good job of impersonating a rapper because I assume it’s hard to rap about your Bar Mitzvah and growing up in Toronto’s wealthiest neighborhood with your mommy. Also, why are his eyes so far apart? His private pool didn’t have a lifeguard when he was a kid? Actually, Drake having Downs makes more and more sense when you think about it. Nice Britney eyes, jackass.

“Obama doesn’t have gills, so I’m tryin’ to get that worked in ya heard?” Drake, a Canadian and rapper whose only street cred in being shot by a classmate at…

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$60K Per Month On Drugs, 40 Vicodin A DayBy toddJune 30, 2009

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As you probably already know, Michael Jackson took a lot of drugs. What do we now define as “a lot”? Hold on to your fucking hat. The Sun reports:

The ailing Thriller star was said to have consumed “mountains of medication” as he battled numerous disorders in the year leading up to his death. Many prescriptions were bought under the fictitious name Omar Adams. As well as the narcotic pain reliever Vicodin, 50-year-old Jacko gorged on other drugs like muscle relaxant Soma and sedative Xanax.…Family lawyer Brian Oxman told us yesterday: “Randy (Jacko’s brother) was due to be sent a copy of the autopsy yesterday, but the coroner’s office still haven’t sent it. “But the autopsy details from you are — as you can expect — unbelievably awful, horrifying reading. “The family response? ‘Oh My God’. That’s what they shouted. They kept saying, ‘Oh My God’. “They suspected the drugs were harming Michael — but not as badly as this. They are beside themselves, it’s truly, truly, awful. What is crucial to them is not the drug types Michael was taking, but the quantities he was taking them in. “This is a huge and major concern. During Michael’s court trial he was taking 40 Vicodin a day — and this may have even increased. “It’s an insane amount of drugs to be given — and to be taken.”

Jesus. 40 Vikes a freakin day?? I wouldn’t give the Cloverfield monster or the Kraken 40 Vicodin a day. The only reason you’d give somebody that much drugs in a day is if they were attacking Tokyo and Godzilla couldn’t be reached on his cell.

As you probably already know, Michael Jackson took a lot of drugs. What do we now define as “a lot”? Hold on to your fucking hat. The Sun reports: The…

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Hannah Montana is in a BikiniBy toddMay 18, 2009

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The authorities may get here while I’m typing this, but here’s 16 year old Miley Cyrus in the Bahamas in a bikini. Yeah, so….um….uhh…..* Puts hands in pockets and kicks dirt around with foot *….so, uh, you think Kobe and LeBron will meet in the finals this year?

The authorities may get here while I’m typing this, but here’s 16 year old Miley Cyrus in the Bahamas in a bikini. Yeah, so….um….uhh…..* Puts hands in pockets and kicks…

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Hayden Panettiere is on a YachtBy toddMay 18, 2009

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I don’t own a yacht, but if I did, I’d like to think I’d invite chicks who didn’t look like they should be going to a 7th grade slumber party. Look, I appreciate the bikini, but you can’t tell me that before these picture were taken Hayden wasn’t putting puffy stickers on her Jonas brother notebook and watching iCarly. Or telling Becky that she saw Kyle kissing Jessica after Mr. Winfield’s class. She’s such a whore!

I don’t own a yacht, but if I did, I’d like to think I’d invite chicks who didn’t look like they should be going to a 7th grade slumber party….

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Parade of WhoresBy toddMay 15, 2009

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Holly Madison was in Las Vegas yesterday to set a Guinness world record for longest bikini parade. A Guinness World record. For a bikini parade. I only thought they did boring shit like the longest fingernails or the shortest game of Connect Four. Of course this is a completely asinine record, but hey, whatever it takes to get a bunch of chicks in bikinis. And for Holly Madison, she might as well be discovering a new element or unveiling her design for a new time machine, because after five years of being known for sucking the dust out of a reanimated Civil War soldier’s penis, anything would probably feel like an accomplishment.

Holly Madison was in Las Vegas yesterday to set a Guinness world record for longest bikini parade. A Guinness World record. For a bikini parade. I only thought they did…

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John Mayer is SmoothBy toddMay 15, 2009

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Country-pop-singer-whatever, Jessie James, went on the Boomer & Craig show to tell about the time John Mayer sent her the least sexiest text in the history of booty call texts. Page Six reports:

“He had someone send for me [from] across the room,” James related. “He had a bunch of girls with him and he said, ‘We should [all] go back to my apartment.’ ” She said Mayer left first to avoid the paparazzi, and when they got to Mayer’s apartment, “We were all hanging out and everyone started to gradually leave. It was just he and I at this point. I told him, ‘I need some taxi money, I’m gonna go home now.’ ” Mayer asked James for her number and she gave it to him before leaving. She recalled, “He texted me throughout the entire night while I was at the hotel room,” leaving messages like, “Let me tuck you in. I want to see you.” While the show’s hosts labeled Mayer “a douche,” a friend of his shrugged it off, “He met her two years ago, it was not a big deal.”

“Let me tuck you in”? Man, I’m surprised she didn’t tell him to come over right then, because I’m sure thinking about nightlights and bedtime stories got those panties wet. I don’t even know what the hell “let me tuck you in” means. John Mayer once dumped the hot ass Minka Kelly for Jennifer Aniston, so maybe he really did just want to tuck her in. If I ever texted this to some chick I was trying to bang, the phone company has my permission to send demons through my phone to kill me. Because it would be pretty clear to everyone that I would deserve it.

Jessie James. She added an “i” so you wouldn’t confuse her with the American outlaw that died 127 years ago. I’m glad she cleared that up!:

Country-pop-singer-whatever, Jessie James, went on the Boomer & Craig show to tell about the time John Mayer sent her the least sexiest text in the history of booty call texts….

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