Nicole Minetti Is Still In A BikiniBy toddDecember 31, 2012



If any of you were on the fence about the importance of having big tits and a nice ass, look at Nicole Minetti‘s face. Then realize that paparazzi still follow her around and get paid for the pictures they take of her. So ladies, if you need any doctor referrals let me know.

If any of you were on the fence about the importance of having big tits and a nice ass, look at Nicole Minetti‘s face. Then realize that paparazzi still follow…
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Jill Martin Is In A BikiniBy toddDecember 31, 2012



Wikipedia says that Jill Martin is “a sportscaster and television personality. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks contributing to the pregame, halftime and postgame shows. Martin is also a contributor on NBC’s “Today Show”, reporting on the latest fashion trends and entertainment stories. The Long Island native can also be seen frequently on Access Hollywood.” She sounds stuck up. Here she is in a bikini.

Wikipedia says that Jill Martin is “a sportscaster and television personality. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks contributing to the pregame, halftime and postgame shows. Martin is…
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Helen Mirren Had The Right IdeaBy toddNovember 21, 2012



The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort of lesbian? This is gross. Any way we can go back to last night and let Kelly Brook grab Jessica Biel’s boobs? That wouldn’t be gross. If she could also lick her ass, also. And maybe her thighs. I should probably stop now. Happy Wednesday!

The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort…

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Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On TwitterBy toddNovember 20, 2012



Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to see the word “guurl”.

Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to…

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Christina Aguilera Should Have Jogged To The AMAsBy toddNovember 19, 2012



If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the Hostess bailout. Seriously. Go look it up on YouTube.

If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the…

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This Is Your AMAs Artist Of The Year, LinksBy kathyNovember 19, 2012



Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial]
Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic]
Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna]
Padma Lakshmi is see-through in Playboy (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Aguilera is not doing herself any favors [Dlisted]
Lady Gaga rolled around in a cake (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still hanging out [Celebuzz]
The Duchess of Cambridge‘s pregnancy watch continues [Celebitchy]
Bernice Marlohe does Esquire Mexico (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
How a real man makes his knives [COED Magazine]
The best types of mustaches [College Humor]
This is how Norway does prisons [The Chive]
Coming soon movie nudity (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Biel both covered up at the Hitchcock premiere [Moe Jackson]
Gerard Butler wishes he was still humping Jessica Biel [Celebslam]
Obama is not impressed with McKayla Maroney [The Blemish]
“Thanksgiving” is the new “Friday” [Evil Beet Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t care she has a half-sister [Amy Gindhouse]
Jeremy Renner was terrible on SNL [Lainey Gossip]
Everyone else who went to the AMA’s [Egotastic]
20 talking otters [Cityrag]
The journalists following Rihanna on tour are not happy [Popcrush]
The stair-car has a spoiler for the new Arrested Development [Film Drunk]
Charlize Theron got a buzz cut [TooFab]
Can we stop talking about Team Edward or Team Jacob now? [Popbytes]
Louis Tomlinson can’t handle people thinking he is gay [Allie Is Wired]
Rachel McAdams is 34 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Everyone went to see Twilight this weekend [ComingSoon]
The Strange Case of Mr. Hyde is coming to the big screen [Superhero Hype]
First trailer for Doctor Who‘s Christmas Special [Crave Online]
The real life sleeping beauty [Viralosity]
Miley Cyrus has a crush on Kristen Stewart [Hollyscoop]
Miranda Kerr looking hot as usual [Splash News]
The worst dressed at the AMA’s [Starcrush]

Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial] Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic] Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna] Padma Lakshmi is see-through…

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Justin Bieber And Selena Had A Fight, He Then Cried Outside Her HouseBy toddNovember 19, 2012



This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge fight at a restaurant on Saturday then Justin chased Selena back to her house. Where she wouldn’t let him in. Then he had a meltdown. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got in an epic argument during dinner Friday and let’s just say … they didn’t even make it to the appetizer. A source inside the San Fernando Valley Japanese restaurant tells TMZ … the “couple” had an argument while inside the restaurant and Selena left less than 10 minutes into the meal. Justin quickly followed with his head bowed. According to a photog on scene … Selena drove home with Justin trailing a few minutes behind. When Justin got to her place … she denied him entrance at the gate and Bieber drove off.

But don’t give on love just yet, because they were back together at the AMAs last night. E! Online reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were back together Sunday night at an American Music Awards afterparty. After racking up three awards, the Biebs took mom Pattie Mallette and Selena to an AMA post-show celebration at the Marriot Downtown in L.A. Although Selena and Justin have yet to publicly comment on their rumored split, the young duo certainly looked like a couple Sunday, per the twitpic posted on a fanpage. As the twosome chatted with Justin’s mom, Selena held onto the “Boyfriend” singer’s forearm.

It’s hard to tell what’s next for these two, but if movies have taught me anything, they’ll either get matching tattoos on Thanksgiving or enter into a suicide pact.

This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge…

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Carrie Fisher Will Be In Star Wars VII Says Carrie FisherBy toddNovember 16, 2012



In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been cast. The Force reports:

One of our rebel readers, Curt, wrote in with the following: “I was at Carrie Fishers booksigning in Cherry Hill, NJ on November 15, and the interview she did started with the question ‘Are you really going to be in a new star wars movie?’ and Carrie answered quietly ‘Yes….I thought it was already common knowledge.’ She did not elaborate, as she probably doesn’t want to crow too loudly at this point in the project development. But this is the first confirmation from one of the main OT Cast. LFL has not said the cast would return yet.”

There’s been no word on Disney about this, so who knows if Carrie Fisher is just having another drug hallucination of if she was just fucking with the guy. But if it’s true, the movie will take place at least 45 years in the future. Hopefully Tatooine finally got an Applebee’s.

In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been…

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Hollywood Is Remaking The Crow. With Bradley Cooper.By toddApril 13, 2011

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Christ, is nothing sacred? E! reports:

A source confirms to E! News that the Limitless star is in talks to star in a remake of the 1994 revenge thriller The Crow, based on a cult-favorite comic book series but sadly far more notable for the fact that 28-year-old star Brandon Lee was killed during filming. The story centers on a rock musician who is murdered along with his fiancée and, through supernatural forces, comes back to life to dispatch the evildoers in increasingly creative ways. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 Weeks Later) is on board to direct. A critical and box-office hit that featured some fierce performances, the 1994 original would have been a gut-wrencher even without the back story: Lee died on The Crow’s North Carolina set in 1993 when a blank cartridge was fired in his direction and a piece of bullet somehow flew out along with it, hitting him in the abdomen. The fragment lodged in his spine and he died of his injuries at a nearby hospital. Director Alex Proyas had to rewrite various scenes that hadn’t been completed yet and had to ramp up the special effects to place Lee in the posthumously shot scenes.

Look, some roles are defined by the people who play them. Brandon Lee is and will always be Eric Draven. They can remake this 100 more times and nothing will be as good as the original. Nothing. Especially if they cast a tan, blonde dude who whips his hair and kills his enemies with a smolder. If Bradley Cooper wants me to take him seriously, he needs to get shot in the abdomen and die on the set. I’m pretty sure Hollywood can remake him.

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one”:

Christ, is nothing sacred? E! reports: A source confirms to E! News that the Limitless star is in talks to star in a remake of the 1994 revenge thriller The…

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Hayden Panettiere Talks About Having Sex With ThisBy toddApril 12, 2011

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On Ellen today, Hayden Panettiere discusses how she defies physics and laws of nature to have sex with what scientists believe is a Russian cyborg who was built in a lab…what? Surrounded by living tissue!! I…need to see h..most of the records were lost in the war. Skynet knew almost nothing about Panettiere. Her full name, where she lived. They just knew the city. Wladimir was just being systematic. I just need to sp..look! You have heard enough! I have answered your questions! Just tell m…then why am I talking to you? Who is in authority here?! Us Magazine reports:

During her Tuesday appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the Scream 4 star opened up about the very personal question curious folks ask most–regarding her much taller Ukranian heavyweight boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. “He is quite a bit bigger than me,” the 5’1″ starlet, 21, said of her 6’6″ beau, 35. “I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said. “Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko. She began dating Klitschko after her February 2009 breakup with her 33-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia. “[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…'”

Just looking at the banner picture, my vagina hurts and my cervix is in traction and I have neither of those things. Let’s just all assume that her vagina’s nickname is “Rihanna”.

On Ellen today, Hayden Panettiere discusses how she defies physics and laws of nature to have sex with what scientists believe is a Russian cyborg who was built in a…

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