Zac Efron Broke His Jaw By Being High And Falling On A Coffee TableBy toddNovember 26, 2013
Zac Efron Broke His Jaw By Being High And Falling On A Coffee Table

 

Zac Efron has been having a lot of fun with drugs lately, so when he broke his jaw, many people thought he took acid and tried to swallow a car whole because he thought it was a cronut. Ok, many people didn't think that. They thought he broke his jaw because he slipped in a puddle, because that's what his publicist said. Nope. Radar Online reports:

“Zac was alone at home, and he leaned forward and fell into his coffee table,” an Efron source tells this week’s STAR. “He broke his jaw on the table and was afraid to call an ambulance, so his friend took him to the ER.”

I took a Benadryl once and drooled on myself while watching Cake Boss, so I totally understand where Zac is coming from here. We live on the edge and you people just have to accept that.

 

  Zac Efron has been having a lot of fun with drugs lately, so when he broke his jaw, many people thought he took acid and tried to swallow a…

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Miley Cyrus And Will.i.am Made A Video. SPOILER: It’s AwfulBy toddNovember 26, 2013

 

Will.i.am released his latest abomination abomination today, so here's the video for "Feelin' Myself" with Miley Cyrus. As expected, Will.i.am's flow doesn't need a tampon yet and Miley Cyrus still fully believes she's hot and spends a lot of time in "da club" instead of getting dolphin fin facials in Toluca Lake. The language is NSFW, because it's always fun to play pretend.

  Will.i.am released his latest abomination abomination today, so here's the video for "Feelin' Myself" with Miley Cyrus. As expected, Will.i.am's flow doesn't need a tampon yet and Miley Cyrus…
Taylor Swift Isn’t Passive Aggressive At AllBy toddNovember 26, 2013

Hey, remember this dress that Taylor Swift looked kinda hot in at the 2013 AMAs on Sunday? As it turns out, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked very hot in the same dress when she grinded on Harry Style's lap during a Glamour photoshoot this summer. E! News reports:

Taylor Swift made for one very glam golden girl at Sunday night's 2013 American Music Awards in her Julien Macdonald mini dress, but she wasn't the first leggy lady to rock the sexy look. Yep, before Swift walked the red carpet at the annual awards show in the glittering design, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stunned in the teeny-weeny number—with Swift's ex, no less! The British babe posed alongside Tay-Tay's former flame Harry Styles and the rest of the One Direction boys in the pages of Glamour's August 2013 issue in the strapless metallic number. Huntington-Whitely flaunted her cleavage with the frock's plunging neckline, but the singer took a more modest route, having a sheer illusion lining added that was sure to aid in the prevention of any unwanted wardrobe malfunctions.

Man what are the odds that Taylor Swift would wear the Puritan version of the dress that Harry Styles went home and masturbated to at the same event where she was sure Styles would see her? The only problem with Taylor Swift's master plan is that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's body look like THIS. Taylor Swift's body looks like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's body after it's been donated to science for two weeks.

 

 

Hey, remember this dress that Taylor Swift looked kinda hot in at the 2013 AMAs on Sunday? As it turns out, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked very hot in the same dress…

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Ke$sha Is Shooting A Video, LinksBy toddMay 10, 2013

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Vogue Cropped Kim Kardashian Out of MET Gala Photos, Still Kept Kanye [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez’s “Come & Get It” Promo Pictures [Popoholic]
Zendaya Seems Like A Nice Young Lady [Hollywood Tuna]
Gerard Butler Doesn't Want You To See Pictures Of Him Talking To Miranda Kerr [Dlisted]
"She Just Needed More Meat" (NSFW) [MyEx]
Milla Jovovich is in Vogue Turkey (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Prince Harry is in America [Lainey Gossip]
Did Nick Lachey just say that Joe Simpson used to hit on him? [Celebitchy]
SLC Punk is getting a sequel [Film Drunk]
Gwyneth Paltrow is pissing off her neighbors [Celebslam]
This girl can chug a beer through her ear [COED Magazine]
That Elisha Cuthbert Eye-Roll [The Blemish]
Amanda Bynes Pleads No Contest [Evil Beet Gossip]
Avengers Pay Chart Illustrates Problem Signing Stars for The Avengers 2 [Crave Online]
Lindsay Lohan’s parents may join her for therapy [Popbytes]

Abbey Lee Kershaw Lifts her Skirt to Reveal her Cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Vogue Cropped Kim Kardashian Out of MET Gala Photos, Still Kept Kanye [The Superficial] Selena…