Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their DivorceBy toddMarch 08, 2017
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their Divorce

 

Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love and cultural conditioning!

Though the actors, both 44 — who announced their separation back in June 2015 — aren’t back together, they have decided to keep working on their marriage after going through a recent rough patch that nearly led to a permanent split. “Jen has called off the divorce,” a source close to Garner tells PEOPLE in the latest issue. “She really wants to work things out with Ben. They are giving things another try.” But a source close to the couple says it was a decision they both made: “There is always a chance of reconciliation. They love each other. They also really, really love their kids, and those kids love their parents.”

I don’t know if she feels sorry for him after Batman v Superman and Live By Night or what. Her Capital One commercials are better than those. Anyway, I hope it works out. But Garner really missed to an opportunity to prank him during this whole A Day Without A Woman thing.

  Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

  A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate…

Related Posts:

Tags: , , ,
Katy Perry Got Break Up HairBy toddMarch 06, 2017

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck.  Please enjoy.

 

I WASNT READY TILL NOW

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ TeaserBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ Teaser

 

According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass, makes fun of Superman, makes fun of Wolverine, and tells Stan Lee to shut up. If you look closely, you can see Marvel slapping DC in the face their dick.

 

  According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass,…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Got Topless On SnapchatBy toddMarch 03, 2017

A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on

 

I used to be super into Bella Thorne now it kinda looks like it smells bad, quite frankly. Anyway, she’s been trying to show off her nipple ring for a while now, so here it is. Enjoy. Don’t let your eyes stare too long at the acne and that weird skin thing. (NSFW).

(more…)

A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Mar 2, 2017 at 7:16am PST   I used to be super into Bella Thorne now it kinda looks like it smells bad,…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Links That Win The GoldBy toddJuly 24, 2009

[SinglePic not found]

Jennifer Connelly in a bikini. Um, yes. Yes, please. [Egotastic]

The most brilliant woman in the world [College Humor]

Kendra Wilkinson topless
wedding pics (NSFW) [TaxiDriver Movie]

210 reasons not to get drunk and pass out [COED Magazine]

Eliza Dushku in FHM [Popoholic]

Tara Reid is still a mess [Hollywood Tuna]

Jaslene Gonzalez
is some chick [Heyman’s Hustle]

NOTE: Not that any of you care, but the best friend of somebody I love won a gold medal with the United States Open Men’s basketball team at the Maccabiah Games on Tuesday night by defeating Israel 95-86 in overtime. So I just wanted to say congratulations on a fantastic achievement and thanks for bringing the gold back to the USA.

Jennifer Connelly in a bikini. Um, yes. Yes, please. [Egotastic] The most brilliant woman in the world [College Humor] Kendra Wilkinson topless wedding pics (NSFW) [TaxiDriver Movie] 210 reasons not…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bikini Girl Is, Well, You KnowBy toddJuly 22, 2009

[Gallery not found]

I know this site is supposed to be about actual celebrities or whatever, but that was before American Idol’s Katrina Darrell (aka Bikini Girl) decided to prance around in a bikini. She’s not particularly that hot or anything, but she’s hot enough I guess. She has a vagina and my penis likes to go in vaginas, so I guess that can be a good starting point.

I know this site is supposed to be about actual celebrities or whatever, but that was before American Idol’s Katrina Darrell (aka Bikini Girl) decided to prance around in a…

Related Posts:

Tags: , ,
Madonna Can’t Be BotheredBy toddJuly 22, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Hey, remember that time Madonna cried on stage after two people got killed and eight people were placed in critical condition when a rigging collapsed while they were constructing Madonna’s set then she went to the hospital to visit them and said she would do anything to help? Yeah, apparently that doesn’t involve cooperating with the authorities. The Sun reports:

MADONNA has refused to co-operate with officials probing a stadium collapse tragedy, it was claimed last night. Two technicians, including a Brit, died last week when a temporary roof at the home ground of Marseilles FC, France, fell on 50 workers before one of her gigs. A French newspaper said Madonna, 50, had “declined” to be interviewed by investigators. Magistrates say she is an important witness as she has a £60million contract with Live Nation, which was organising the concert.

Well, of course Madonna wouldn’t condescend to talk to the police after her show killed two people and critically injured eight more. Why should she? She’s Madonna. Besides, it would be difficult to go into a police station on the thing Xerses rode on surrounded by twenty Malaysian boys in mascara and bejeweled thongs feeding her grapes as the six Bengal tigers with diamonds on their claws lie at her feet as she shouts orders to sacrifice another virgin. “Get her you insolent fools!”, Madonna would say, “Bring her to me so I may taste her blood on thine lips!” You know, or something like that.

Hey, remember that time Madonna cried on stage after two people got killed and eight people were placed in critical condition when a rigging collapsed while they were constructing Madonna’s…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Lisa Rinna Is SubtleBy toddJuly 22, 2009

[Gallery not found]

I wonder if Lisa Rinna thought if she went out with her huge tits stuffed in a tight shirt with no bra that people would want to take her picture to give her the attention she so desperately craves? Nah, probably not.

I wonder if Lisa Rinna thought if she went out with her huge tits stuffed in a tight shirt with no bra that people would want to take her picture…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Dina Lohan Is DelusionalBy toddJuly 22, 2009

[Gallery not found]

It’s pretty safe to say that Lindsay Lohan has never really had a mother. I mean, not in the MacDuff sense, but mostly because Dina Lohan would rather party than provide any maternal guidance and she would rather be an enabler and make a million excuses than be someone who would force Lindsay to be responsible for her actions. But seriously, are you fucking kidding me right now, bitch?
OK! Magazine reports:

If there’s one person that’s solidly in Lindsay Lohan’s corner these days, it’s her momager, Dina Lohan, who praises her daughter as a “genius” who just wants to be successful in her career and live happily with a family. Lindsay’s most recent foray into the entertainment business is the production company she just started, a venture Dina is all about. “She’s a genius. Such a good heart,” Dina told OK! at the Charlotte Russe 2009 Fall Launch in NYC, adding that Lindsay will also be heading behind the camera. “Lindsay will direct one day. She loves directing,” Dina revealed to OK!.

At only 23, Lindsay is already a washed up whore who pissed all her opportunities away with speedballs and semen, so I can imagine you’d have to flip a thousand pages to find “genius” on a list of words that describe Lindsay Lohan. This slut couldn’t direct traffic, yet her mom thinks she’ll be directing movies in a town where she couldn’t even get a role playing herself in a home movie. I’m sure directing cocks in your ass can get pretty technical, but I have a feeling a studio might not be as impressed with the footage as you might think.

Lindsay Lohan with a watergun. Um, okay, sure:

It’s pretty safe to say that Lindsay Lohan has never really had a mother. I mean, not in the MacDuff sense, but mostly because Dina Lohan would rather party than…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,