Good Lawd, Penelope Cruz & LinksBy toddFebruary 06, 2017
Good Lawd, Penelope Cruz & Links

 

Puppies predicting the Super Bowl on The Tonight Show   [  Dlisted  ]

Elizabeth Ratajkowski‘s struggle is real  [  The Superficial   ]

Kendal Jenner‘s nipples for Love Magazine  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

I was unaware Vanessa Hudgens had all this  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Demi Rose. That is all.  [  Crave Girls  ]

That’s not how you get out of a car, Kate Bosworth  [  Popoholic  ]

Nina Dobrev remains hot as hell  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Britney Spears‘ bra fell off   (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Georgia May Jagger and Grumpy Cat. Ok then.   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Stores aren’t selling Ivanka Trump‘s clothes anymore. That’ll teach her!  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

The time Penelope Cruz wore this   [  IDLY  ]

 

  Puppies predicting the Super Bowl on The Tonight Show   [  Dlisted  ] Elizabeth Ratajkowski‘s struggle is real  [  The Superficial   ] Kendal Jenner‘s nipples for Love Magazine  (NSFW…

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Super Bowl Dump 02.05.2017By toddFebruary 05, 2017

Superbowl Sunday! Who’s ready?

A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on

 

Hey dudes. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and special Weekend Dump. I live in Atlanta so if if Atlanta wins during Black History Month, the White House might send nukes. Yes, a football game today. We get it. You don’t like “sportsball” lol man you’re killing on Twitter right now. Every cares that you don’t like football and they all think you’re super cool for saying so.

 

Superbowl Sunday! Who’s ready? A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Feb 5, 2017 at 8:08am PST   Hey dudes. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and special Weekend Dump. I…

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Listen To John Legend And Ariana Grande Do The New ‘Beauty And The Beast’By toddFebruary 03, 2017
Listen To John Legend And Ariana Grande Do The New ‘Beauty And The Beast’

 

John Legend and Ariana Grande covered the theme song for the new live(?)-action Beauty And The Beast, and here’s what it sounds like. Comparing anybody to Celine Dion isn’t really fair to anybody or Celine Dion, but I appreciate the fact that Ariana Grande can’t help but sound like she’s DTF the beast at any time. And when John Legend starts singing you can’t help but want to go make a sign march for freedom. Combine those two and I feel it truly encapsulates the plot of the movie if it was gendered swapped.

 

 

I’ve included the 1992 original if you wanted to leave a comment saying this “ruined your childhood” when we all know it was your father’s alcoholism.

 

 

  John Legend and Ariana Grande covered the theme song for the new live(?)-action Beauty And The Beast, and here’s what it sounds like. Comparing anybody to Celine Dion isn’t…

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Kim Kardashian Is Basically Covered In Hair At All TimesBy toddApril 18, 2013

If you took all the money the Kardashians have spent on laser hair removal, we could buy all the Chinese child slaves they use to make the Kardashian Kollection weapons, so they could end all this for us, but as it turns out, no amount of money can get rid of all the Armenian whore body hair this chick has. Take a minute to imagine how huge her ass is. Now think  of body hair. I mean the hair you can't see. My apologies if you were eating. TMZ reports:

Kim — the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal — has famously zapped virtually every follicle from the neck down — but sources close to the reality star tell TMZ, her pregnancy hormones have reawakened the slumbering beast. We're told Kim has recently been forced to wax — something she hasn't done in years — and she's already made appointments to get the new hair growth re-lasered after she gives birth.

Kanye West is banging chicks in Paris already, so Kim was kind enough to give him a headstart on chick's with body hair. But there's something Kim has to tell Kanye. She's not like other girls. Kanye knows. That's why he likes her. No, she means she's different. Kim, you're silly. What do you mean? Kim….Kim….are you…you ok? ROAR RUN AWAY ROAR ROAR RUN AWAY!!! Kanye! It's close to midnight and something hairy's lurking from the dark.
If you took all the money the Kardashians have spent on laser hair removal, we could buy all the Chinese child slaves they use to make the Kardashian Kollection weapons,…

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Tila Tequila Is SubtleBy toddDecember 21, 2009
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Tila Tequila was at Villa Lounge this weekend and, as always, embodied the very essence of elegance and class. “Tila’s demure grace and simple, understated beauty is something every young woman should emulate, ” a person who doesn’t exist was quoted as saying.

A few of these pictures are NSFW:

Tila Tequila was at Villa Lounge this weekend and, as always, embodied the very essence of elegance and class. “Tila’s demure grace and simple, understated beauty is something every young…

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Brittany Murphy Loved DrugsBy toddDecember 21, 2009

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I know this might be hard to believe, but God didn’t snuff out Brittany Murphy’s life while she was rescuing puppies or reading to blind homeless people. Turns out he didn’t have to, I mean, unless God is code for “a shitload of prescription medicine.” TMZ reports:

Brittany Murphy was very ill in the hours before she went into cardiac arrest and died, sources tell TMZ. We’re told Murphy was taking prescription meds for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. We’re told Murphy began vomiting early Sunday morning and told family members she was feeling very ill. Sources say various prescriptions were found in the home — written for Brittany Murphy, husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany’s mom. One source says, “There were a lot … a lot of prescriptions in the house.” Law enforcement sources tell us Murphy collapsed in the bathroom and somehow ended up in the shower … there was, we’re told, a significant amount of vomit in the immediate area. We’re also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Not to sound like an asshole, but if you’re not going to value you your own life, then why should I? She was an actress and she was in a few good movies. So was Toto. So let’s not get carried away here.

I know this might be hard to believe, but God didn’t snuff out Brittany Murphy’s life while she was rescuing puppies or reading to blind homeless people. Turns out he…

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Elin Nordegren = $300M + KidsBy toddDecember 21, 2009

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Brushing over the fact that she chased him down the street and beat him like a pinata with a golf club, Elin Nordegren is convinced Tiger Woods’ vagina tour makes him an unfit father. She now wants full custody of their two children and $300 million. National Enquirer reports:

Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, reputedly wants full custody of their children convinced the potent putter’s escapades have made him unfit as a father…”She wants 100 percent divorce, 100 percent custody of the children, and half of everything. And she won’t be changing her mind,” an Elin insider told UK tab News of the World. Elin has hired celeb pit ball divorce lawyer Sorell Trope to fun for at lwast half of Tiger’s estimated $60 million fortune – although that shrinks each day as more sponsors drop the King of Swing from their rosters.

Sources say that Elin is doing this solely for her children, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 1, and that they are her top priority. “Oh, and money, ” Elin Nordegren was overheard saying, “Don’t forget money.”

Brushing over the fact that she chased him down the street and beat him like a pinata with a golf club, Elin Nordegren is convinced Tiger Woods’ vagina tour makes…

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Happy Birthday Lucy PinderBy toddDecember 20, 2009

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Lucy Pinder and her 32G boobs turned 26 today, so please join me in wishing her a happy birthday. Also, if you want to join me I’d appreciate it. My forearm is a little tired.

I would post pictures of Lucy Pinder, but this site is basically an unofficial fan page so to see every picture we’ve ever posted of her, click HERE. Merry Christmas.

32G’s and sorta kind smart:

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Lucy Pinder and her 32G boobs turned 26 today, so please join me in wishing her a happy birthday. Also, if you want to join me I’d appreciate it. My…

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Lindsay Is More Naked In Muse OuttakesBy toddDecember 20, 2009

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You’ve seen the pics and the video from Lindsay Lohan’s pro-smoking ad Muse photoshoot, so now here’s the outtakes. It’s still Lindsay looking like a truck stop hooker who would give you a blowjob for a Mtn Dew and a nicotine patch, but with way more areola.

THE BANNER PIC. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

You’ve seen the pics and the video from Lindsay Lohan’s pro-smoking ad Muse photoshoot, so now here’s the outtakes. It’s still Lindsay looking like a truck stop hooker who would…

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Blake Lively Is At A PremiereBy toddDecember 18, 2009

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I really needed to go to the Sherlock Holmes premiere last night, but the paint on my miniature Civil War battle scene needed to be touched up, and my grandma told me to cook my own dinner, so I was a little busy. Easy Mac is so confusing!

I really needed to go to the Sherlock Holmes premiere last night, but the paint on my miniature Civil War battle scene needed to be touched up, and my grandma…

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