Megan Fox Is Super PregnantBy toddJuly 02, 2016

America’s birthday is coming up, so that means freedom to blow your fingers off, but we should never forget what makes America truly great: a dude like Brian Austin Green can convince Megan Fox to get impregnated by him three times and calling off their divorce.¬†



Just make this clear, this married Megan Fox and got her pregnant three times.


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Catalina Otalvaro Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJanuary 24, 2014
Catalina Otalvaro Says Good Morning, Links

 

The Hammaconda strikes again [Dlisted]

Tila Tequila is still insane [Fishwrapper]

Uhhh…nice shirt? (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Jon Gosselin is suing for custody [The Superficial]

Bryana Holly is a hottie you should know [Hollywood Tuna]

Kerri Russell is a sexy spy [Popoholic]

Rihanna continues to smoke blunts in bikinis [Drunken Stepfather]

Bieber had a .014 blood alcohol level [TMZ]

Celebrities are doing rehab for PR now [Lainey Gossip]

Cate Blanchett was drunk at the Golden Globes [Celebitchy]

Vanessa Hudgens lost her shit over Meryl Streep [Moe Jackson]

Here's some script details for Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight" [Film Drunk]

Kate Beckinsale in yoga pants [Celebslam]

20 things you didn't know about the Grammy Awards [COED Magazine]

Alexandra Bring is gunning for Jen Selter's ass [The Blemish]

 

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  The Hammaconda strikes again [Dlisted] Tila Tequila is still insane [Fishwrapper] Uhhh…nice shirt? (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Jon Gosselin is suing for custody [The Superficial] Bryana Holly is a…

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Justin Bieber Was Very Cooperative With The PoliceBy toddJanuary 23, 2014
Justin Bieber Was Very Cooperative With The Police

 

I wasn't really sure how today could get much better after we've already had drunk Bieber, Anastasia's insanely hot ass, and Kelly Brook's nipples, but Justin Bieber's arrest report has already been leaked online. Let is rain maple syrup and Canadian bacon from heaven because it's a goddamn Justin Bieber Christmas!  NBC Miami reports:

After his arrest, the pop star admitted to consuming alcohol and prescription medications and smoking marijuana, Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez said. The incident happened just after 4 a.m. in the area of Pine Tree Drive and West 26th Street, Miami Beach Police spokesman Sgt. Bobby Hernandez said. The officer who made the arrest said the cars were going approximately 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph zone, Martinez said. An officer "smelled a strong odor of alcohol" coming from Bieber's car, Martinez said. "The driver had slow deliberate movements and a stuper look on his face," an arrest report said. Martinez said Bieber was "a little belligerent" with officers at the scene, questioning why he was stopped. He got out of the car but wouldn't follow the officer's instructions, Martinez said.

And now…..here's what Bieber said. LET THE MEMES BEGIN.

"Why the fuck are you doing this?"

"What the fuck did I do, why did you stop me?"

"I ain't got no fucking weapons, why do you have to search me."

I really have nothing to say here. Let's just all take a moment to bask in this.

  I wasn't really sure how today could get much better after we've already had drunk Bieber, Anastasia's insanely hot ass, and Kelly Brook's nipples, but Justin Bieber's arrest report…

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Here’s Justin Bieber’s MugshotBy toddJanuary 23, 2014
Here’s Justin Bieber’s Mugshot

 

Dude. Hilary Swank is gonna kill at the Oscars when this movie comes out.

 

pic source = WSN-TV

  Dude. Hilary Swank is gonna kill at the Oscars when this movie comes out.   pic source = WSN-TV

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Brenda Song Is In Yoga Pants, LinksBy toddJuly 23, 2013

Demi Moore's Dirty White Panties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Adrianne Curry Is Still Awesome At Comic-Con [The Superficial]

Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Lingerie Perfection [Popoholic]

Selena Gomez Wears Short Shorts [Hollywood Tuna

Billy Ray Cyrus Is Sharing His Taco Party Pack With Tish Cyrus Again [Dlisted

Smack Talk [MyEx]

Bar Refaeli is boating (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Andrew Garfield showed up in costume at Comic-Con [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus admits to ‘dancing with Molly’ lyric as proof that ‘I’ve grown up’ [Celebitchy]

Rihanna Rocks See-Thru Mesh Top in Stockholm [Moe Jackson]

RIP, Dennis Farina [Film Drunk]

Kate Upton should wear a bikini more often [Celebslam]

Kate Potter Should Be On Your Radar [COED Magazine]

Lady Gaga Got Naked for V [The Blemish]

What Year Is It?: Britney Spears Wins “Best Bikini Body” [Evil Beet Gossip]

Comic-Con 2013: The Veronica Mars Movie [Crave Online]

Boston Bruins Justin Bieber-proofed their locker room [Popbytes]

This Is A Thing That Happened [Fishwrapper]

Demi Moore's Dirty White Panties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Adrianne Curry Is Still Awesome At Comic-Con [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Lingerie Perfection [Popoholic] Selena Gomez Wears Short Shorts…

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The Royal Baby Is A BoyBy toddJuly 22, 2013
The Royal Baby Is A Boy

 

The Duchess of Cambridge has given royal birth to the royal baby at 4:24pm. He's apparently 8lbs. 6oz. and reportedly looks like a human baby. No dragon wings. Lame.

  The Duchess of Cambridge has given royal birth to the royal baby at 4:24pm. He's apparently 8lbs. 6oz. and reportedly looks like a human baby. No dragon wings. Lame.

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Cory Monteith Overdosed On Heroin And AlcoholBy toddJuly 17, 2013

Since 31-year old dudes who recite lines for a living don't usually drop dead for no reason, the official cause of death of Cory Monteith is the least surprising official cause of death since the hoodie. Us Weekly reports:

Cory Monteith died of an accidental drug and alcohol overdose, British Columbia Coroners Service confirmed Tuesday, July 16 in a statement. Found dead at age 31 at his hotel room this past Saturday, the Glee actor "died of a mixed drug toxicity, involving heroin and alcohol," the press release reveals, citing an autopsy and toxicological testing. "There is no evidence to suggest Mr. Monteith's death was anything other than a most-tragic accident," the report continues. "Mr. Monteith's family has been made aware of the circumstances surrounding the death. On behalf of family members, the BC Coroners Service asks that the media respect their privacy at this difficult time."

I'm not going to sit here and say an addict who overdoes a "most-tragic accident", because well, it's not. Unless he slipped and fell in a pile of heroin then got up slid into a pool of Jack Daniels without a life raft, let's not pretend he didn't know exactly what he was doing. Which I assume was trying to find out the easiest way to break up with Lea Michelle.

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Lamar Odom Cheated On Khloe Kardashian For A YearBy toddJuly 17, 2013

The extent to which I keep up with the Kardashians is relegated to Feedly, so I'm sorry if this isn't news to you. It's news to me and that's really all that matters here. Hahaha, I kid, I kid. So anyway Lamar Odom cheated and Khloe Kardashian for a year with bunch of different women who actually look like women and blah blah blah blah words words words one of the women, Jennifer Richardson, is cashing in with Star Magazine. Radar Online reports on the tale as old as time.

Jennifer Richardson — who claims she held a yearlong affair with Lamar — opened up to Star magazine about her relationship with the NBA pro, and even offered up an apology to Khloe because she says she can sympathize with her. “I’m sorry,” Jennifer, 29, said. “Lamar led me to believe his marriage was just a business arrangement.” Even worse, Jennifer claims she’s not the only woman that Lamar has cheated on Khloe with, and she wants her to know it. “I can tell Khloe that I’m not the only woman; there have been many. I just happened to be around the longest,” Jennifer told the magazine. “My advice for Khloe would be to get a divorce. If she thinks he’s going to change, she’s mistaken.”

Pretty straightforward. Lamar Odom realized his married to Bigfoot who has assimilated into our society by learning speech and using Nair, so he's using his celebrity to bang every hot piece he can while he still can even though he looks like the lead characted in Tyler Perry Presents Powder (look it up). But since KONG FIND MATE SHE WANT BABY STILL.

The cheating allegations, “of course bother Khloe tremendously. She has trust issues with Lamar and was absolutely livid when he went to a strip joint earlier this year. However, Khloe still wants to have a baby with him. She feels that once they have a baby together, it will just bring them closer,” a source told Radar. “The fertility issues have definitely taken a toll on the couple’s sex life because Khloe is really strict about having sex when she is ovulating. It’s become clinical, and the romance is on the back burner because Khloe is having a very hard time getting pregnant.”

Yes, brilliant plan. If you're having trust issue and marital problems and the sex has become perfunctory and loveless, the first thing you should do is have a baby. Because that will change everything. Babies give you a lot of time to spend freely as a couple and to have lots of hot sex anywhere and anytime you want it. As soon as the baby comes, it just sits in the corner until you have to feed it so you can have time to grow as a couple and get the spark back. Studies have shown that smart newborns can order takeout and change their own diapers because of their highly developed motor skills, so you really don't have to do anything except spend every waking moment with your significant other and having loads of sex. And if you want to take a trip or go out, just spread some newspaper on the floor and leave the TV on Animal Planet or Mad Men or something like that because newborns, while smart and fully capableof taking care of themselves, need their brains stimulated. Also, be sure to preheat the oven so they can warm up the steak (babies loooooove steak) you put out for their dinner. And they'll need a really sharp knife, because babies are small and don't have that much upper body strength oh my god this chick is stupid.

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Mel Gibson Is Loving, Horribly RacistBy toddJuly 01, 2010

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If you’re watching the news this weekend and you hear that Mel Gibson was found dead stuck to a tree with a trident through his chest, try not to act too surprised.

In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape, Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively…His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks. And there is more than one disgusting outburst from Mel. RadarOnline.com has listened to the hate-fuelled rants the Braveheart star unleashed during fights with Oksana as their relationship unraveled. “You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point. “You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.” Mel’s attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel’s publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him. Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”. In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.” He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

Christ. The only thing missing from this is the part where Mel Gibson digs up Martin Luther King, Jr. and dresses him in an SS uniform then gases an owner of a bagel stand.

If you’re watching the news this weekend and you hear that Mel Gibson was found dead stuck to a tree with a trident through his chest, try not to act…

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