Walter White Got A Real Obituary In The Albuquerque JournalBy toddOctober 04, 2013
Walter White Got A Real Obituary In The Albuquerque Journal

 

If were unsure if people actually existed who get way too emotionally attached to fictional characters, fans of Breaking Bad gave Walter White an obituary in a real newspaper. Via Verge:

Some die-hard Albuquerqueans have brought Walter White to life outside of the world of Breaking Bad — just in time to announce his death. A high school science teacher named David Layman worked together with others via an unofficial Facebook Breaking Bad fan club to place an obituary on page A4 of the Albuquerque Journal for the chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin.

 

If you don't want to know how he died, you might not want to click on this link because spoilers, bitch.

 

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Nina Dobrev Really Wants You To Get Health InsuranceBy toddOctober 04, 2013
Nina Dobrev Really Wants You To Get Health Insurance

 

There's been a lot of debate about the Affordable Care Act recently, but I prefer to listen to hot chicks who take off their tops than old white dudes who hate vaginas. Take it away, Nina Dovbrev with this picture you posted on Instagram:

"Im Canadian. We have healthcare for all. If you dont have insurance go and #GetCovered, because w/o it, youre naked."

People on Facebook tell me that Obamacare will strip away my freedoms and turn America into a socialist utopia guarded by Ilumunati globalist cyborgs created by Obama in a secret lab from the DNA of Stalin that he keeps in the vial around his neck. They also told me yesterday that mentally ill woman driving around Washington yesterday then being shot was just another insidious plot by our tyrannical government to take away our guns and Bibles and force us to watch Bravo. I agree, because nothing says a malicious dictator more than passing a law to give poor people health insurance. I'm not a license physician, but I think a pot brownie with the actual definition of socialism written on it would help a lot of people.

 

Pic source = Instagram

 

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Here’s R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’By toddSeptember 18, 2013

 

Prince and R. Kelly have been locked in an eternal battle to see which one can write the most songs about bonin', and R. Kelly added another one yesterday: "(Sex) Genius". Look, I really don't like publicly discussing my sex life, so I wish R. Kelly would have consulted me before writing a song about me without my knowledge or consent. Not cool, bro. Not cool.

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Miley Cyrus Is Single Because She’s All About Female EmpowermentBy toddSeptember 18, 2013

Since Liam Hemsworth has already plowed through January Jones and and is now banging this while Miley Cyrus was too busy begging people to get her the Vevo record on YouTube, Cyrus' PR machine has barely had time to push their narrative on why the two have split. So here it is: Miley Cyrus was just too strong and sexy for Thor's brother. Got it. HollywoodLife reports:

“Miley’s all about empowerment and having a strong sexy image, so being with a guy that’s not willing to be there for her publicly and stand by her looks really bad,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. That’s totally understandable — we can only imagine Miley’s heartbreak as the whole world applauds and watches her every move — except for the one person she wants attention and love from the most. “Miley’s telling everyone it’s over for good this time. She’s been trying for so long to fix things with Liam but it just doesn’t seem like Liam’s willing to fight for her and she doesn’t see why she should be the one putting in all the effort,” the source continues. “They fight so much and it’s been taking a huge toll on her, all the drama and the negativity is not good for her health. And it’s terrible for her career!”

Yes, that's it. It's the drama and negativaty of the man who asked her to marry him, and not the fact that she can't seem to keep her tongue or bony ass out of everybody's face. Miley is a strong woman who gives rim jobs to teddy bears and swings naked on wrecking ball. If Liam can't handle that, then well, he's just not a real man. Miley is a black lesbian now who drops molly in the club, so if Liam can't commit to that forever, he doesn't deserve her. I mean, if you can't love an American embarrassment with daddy issues who is under the delusion that she musical icon who breaks new ground with the hood pass her label bought her, then you just don't understand love.

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