AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged AgainBy toddNovember 28, 2016
AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged Again

 

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have broken up and been engaged more times than we have time to get into here, but look, they’re engaged again. #Pray4Evan

Reunited and it feels so good. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are engaged again, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly, and the pair indulged in some PDA during a walk through Provincetown, Massachusetts, over Thanksgiving…“Emma and Evan are engaged again,” one source tells Us. “She’s been wearing her ring on set. Everyone on set knows.”

Speaking of domestic violence, remember that time Emma Roberts got arrested for biting and whipping this dude’s ass and he refused to press charges? Probably because of the patriarchy and his white male privilege or something like. Wait, I think I’m mixing these up! Gotta read more Tumblr.

 

Emma Roberts has resting motherfucker I will cut you face:

 

  Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have broken up and been engaged more times than we have time to get into here, but look, they’re engaged again. #Pray4Evan Reunited and…

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Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSABy toddNovember 28, 2016
Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSA

 

November 25 was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Towards Women, and I don’t know if  “celebrate” should be the right term to use here, but Amber Heard has a message for women who are victims of domestic violence, or anyone who knows a woman who is a victim of domestic violence. I have to say, this is her best performance to date.

 

 

In all seriousness, whatever your opinion of Amber Heard is, it should be blatantly obvious to everyone that some shit went down with her and Johnny Depp, and as a person who witnessed domestic violence as a child, I can assure you that all bruises and wounds don’t have to be visible. So if you have a few of your own and have nobody to talk you, go talk to The National Domestic Violence Hotline. Sometimes the reasons why you stay can be more powerful than the reasons why you should leave, and that’s not your fault. Nothing about this is your fault. Make a plan and find the strength I know you have. Wow, this got deep. Still true tho.

 

  November 25 was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Towards Women, and I don’t know if  “celebrate” should be the right term to use here, but Amber Heard…

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Charlie’s Angels Got CannedBy jessOctober 15, 2011
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Sorry to all three of you who watched it. The LA Times reports:

Goodbye, Charlie: “Charlie’s Angels” is joining the cancellation club after four episodes. The news comes a day after ABC announced full-season pickups for freshman series “Suburgatory” and “Revenge.” The network’s attempt at revamping the 1970s campy series with Minka Kelly, Annie Ilonzeh and Rachael Taylor as three young female detectives in Miami proved futile. The series brought in 8.7 million viewers with its Sept. 22 premiere, but the numbers dropped from there. Thursday’s episode garnered 6 million viewers, a marginal increase from the previous week. Production has already shut down on the series, and remaining episodes will air until the network decides what will fill the time slot.

When will people realize that the original show was only half-decent because there wasn’t Internet porn in the ’70s? Any and all reboots are doomed to fail. The movie remake did less for Demi Moore than Sarah Leal did, so I’m not sure why they thought this one would work out. Since developing an actual acting ability is a lot of work, in order to maintain relevance and a spot as filler on this site, expect Minka Kelly to start banging Derek Jeter again in 3… 2…

Sorry to all three of you who watched it. The LA Times reports: Goodbye, Charlie: “Charlie’s Angels” is joining the cancellation club after four episodes. The news comes a day…

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Gemma Atkinson is NutsBy toddFebruary 11, 2009

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I’m not even kidding when I say I’ll do whatever a hot brunette with big tits tells me to do, so posting these pictures of Gemma Atkinson in this month’s Nuts Magazine is just an extension of that. Imagine if she had literally asked me to post these. I don’t know if anybody in California would be able to hear it or not, but that sonic boom would be me hitting “Publish”.

I’m not even kidding when I say I’ll do whatever a hot brunette with big tits tells me to do, so posting these pictures of Gemma Atkinson in this month’s…

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Inglourious Basterds Trailer Footage is OutBy toddFebruary 10, 2009

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The first footage of Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited film, Inglourious Basterds, premiered on E.T. tonight. It shows Brad Pitt as Lieutenant Aldo Raine as he leads a group of rag tag Jewish-American soldiers on a quest of retribution against the Nazis. That sounds like a good plan, but why don’t they just get a time machine and show Hitler a picture Bar Refaeli? I have to imagine it would be pretty hard to plan world domination when you’re masturbating.

The first footage of Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited film, Inglourious Basterds, premiered on E.T. tonight. It shows Brad Pitt as Lieutenant Aldo Raine as he leads a group of rag tag…

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Salma Hayek Feeds The WorldBy toddFebruary 10, 2009

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I had this long-winded intro for this video, but just skip to 5:25. I can’t think of any scenario where I would ask a magical genie to turn me into a starving black baby, but we can go ahead and make this #1 on my list of possibles.

I had this long-winded intro for this video, but just skip to 5:25. I can’t think of any scenario where I would ask a magical genie to turn me into…

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Put It Away GrandmaBy toddFebruary 10, 2009

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Okay, so here’s Madonna’s new “controversial” photoshoot for the March 2009 issue of W Magazine. In it, the photographer takes on a sensual journey through an alternate reality where a 22-year old Brazilian model willingly has sex with a 50-year old hag with no apparent dental insurance. How sexy!

Okay, so here’s Madonna’s new “controversial” photoshoot for the March 2009 issue of W Magazine. In it, the photographer takes on a sensual journey through an alternate reality where a…

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Links With A D*ckBy daveFebruary 10, 2009

Inspired by Duck With A D*ck, which I just would have named Botox’d Transvestite Bath Toy. But, that’s why I don’t work in advertising. [BestWeekEver]

Disney made Miley Cyrus write another apology for the Asian thing because “Vewy vewy sawry” was a tad offensive. [LaineyGossip]

I wish calling cleavage “the slash” was a thing, because that would make this post about Slash’ wife’s cleavage so much funnier. [DrunkenStepfather]

Kanye West would like you to know that Rihanna had potential “to be the greatest artist of all time.” And if his Grammy performance sucked, it was because he knew this potential. Kanye West is an ass. [SocialiteLife]

Celebrity cars make me feel poor, but equally happy that our celebrities have avoided buying (more…)

Inspired by Duck With A D*ck, which I just would have named Botox’d Transvestite Bath Toy. But, that’s why I don’t work in advertising. [BestWeekEver] Disney made Miley Cyrus write…

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