Kris Humphries Was The Second ChoiceBy jessOctober 27, 2011
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Further proving their relationship began with a casting call instead of courtship, Radar Online reports that Kris Humphries wasn’t Kim Kardashian’s first choice for a husband.

And now comes a new report that Kris wasn’t Kim’s first choice to be her basketball beau. In fact, according to Wetpaint.com before the brunette beauty met her new husband, Kim was so eager to date a basketball player that E! were calling around teams to matchmake with NBA athletes, RadarOnline.com has learned. Wetpaint claim that E! Television staff contacted the New York Knicks to ask if hunky Italian basketball star Danilo Gallinari (this guy) would be interested in dating Kim. “They asked if he would be interested in dating her and being on a reality show,” a source told the website. According to the insider, both E! and Kim were interested in having her date a big New York athlete for the debut season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which premiered in January 2011. “Danilo said he would love to meet Kim but was not interested in dating her or being on a reality show,” revealed the insider, who added: “Even though E! explained it would be great for his career, Gallinari turned the offer down.”

I’m inclined to believe that E! was behind this. Neither Kris Humphries nor Danilo Gallinari have enough melanin to get Kim Kardashian’s vagina to work on its own. In fairness to Kim, though, Gallinari’s rejection may have been due to a faulty translator. When he read “water sports” in the contract, he may have thought they were talking about polo.

Further proving their relationship began with a casting call instead of courtship, Radar Online reports that Kris Humphries wasn’t Kim Kardashian’s first choice for a husband. And now comes a…

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Lindsay Will Be Completely Naked In PlayboyBy toddOctober 26, 2011

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“750 thousand? That’s seven hundred and fifty THOUSAND, right? Not seven hundred and fifty dollars? So, should I bleach my cervix? How does this work?” – Lindsay Lohan. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan didn’t wuss out for her Playboy shoot — TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.” As we previously reported, Lindsay recently locked down a nearly-million-dollar deal with PB for a full pictorial — and yesterday, she finally wrapped her 4-day shoot. Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty. It’s unclear when Lindsay will grace the cover — but it could be the life-giving jolt Playboy needs for a comeback.

“Tastefully done” just means Girls Gone Wild with filtered lighting, so yeah, several people will get to see Lindsay Lohan’s only source of income for the first time. Man, how fascinating this story is.

“750 thousand? That’s seven hundred and fifty THOUSAND, right? Not seven hundred and fifty dollars? So, should I bleach my cervix? How does this work?” – Lindsay Lohan. TMZ reports:…

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Olinkia WildeBy jessOctober 26, 2011

Micaela Schaefer’s cleavage [Taxidriver Movie]
Bruce Willis got his wife pregnant. Hopefully this one’s cuter than Rumer. [The Superficial]
Topless TV clips [Drunken Stepfather]
Rehabbed 19-year-old Demi Lovato is banging 31-year-old Wilmer Valderrama again. [Celebitchy]
Bai Ling has a new single, probably the herp [The Blemish]
Kelly Brook launching xBox Kinect’s Dance Central 2/Todd’s semen [Zoo Today]
Katarina Ivanovska in Victoria’s Secret [Coed Magazine]
Miley Cyrus bought bird food. Alright. [Cityrag]
Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart‘s accident looks like a baby. [Dlisted]
Megan Fox took her stepson to the Puss In Boots premiere. [Moe Jackson]
America’s sweethag Katherine Heigl heads out with her husband. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Frank Muniz (more…)

Micaela Schaefer’s cleavage [Taxidriver Movie] Bruce Willis got his wife pregnant. Hopefully this one’s cuter than Rumer. [The Superficial] Topless TV clips [Drunken Stepfather] Rehabbed 19-year-old Demi Lovato is banging…

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Lucy Liu Is RacistBy toddOctober 26, 2011

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To prepare for her upcoming role in the TNT series about cops or something, Southland, Lucy Liu went on a ride a long with the LAPD through South Central wearing a bulletproof vest. Because riding on the Pirates Of The Caribbean ride also makes you a pirate. TMZ reports:

Liu — who just took a role as an LAPD officer on the TNT cop drama, “Southland” — was not involved in any police activity during her tour of the area, but we’re told the actress is scheduled to participate in a more active ride-along in the near future. As we previously reported, Liu’s new co-star Michael Cudlitz also put in some time with the LAPD recently — and actually responded to a call about a “man with a gun” during his ride-along.

A bulletproof vest? Oh, I see. Why it gotta be all like that? I think she might have been overreacting. She’s an Asian chick in a black neighborhood. The worst that could have happened is somebody asking her if she had any UV top coat.

To prepare for her upcoming role in the TNT series about cops or something, Southland, Lucy Liu went on a ride a long with the LAPD through South Central wearing…

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Lisa Marie Presley Says Michael Jackson KnewBy toddJune 29, 2009

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On her MySpace blog posted on Friday called, “He Knew”, Lisa Marie Presley says that Michael Jackson always knew he was going to die like her famous father. This is only an excerpt, because apparently she has a lot of free time to write long-winded, rambling MySpace blogs at noon on Friday.

Our relationship was not “a sham” as is being reported in the press. It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a “Normal life” found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part. Nonetheless, I do believe he loved me as much as he could love anyone and I loved him very much. I wanted to “save him” I wanted to save him from the inevitable which is what has just happened. His family and his loved ones also wanted to save him from this as well but didn’t know how and this was 14 years ago. We all worried that this would be the outcome then. At that time, In trying to save him, I almost lost myself. He was an incredibly dynamic force and power that was not to be underestimated. When he used it for something good, It was the best and when he used it for something bad, It was really, REALLY bad. Mediocrity was not a concept that would even for a second enter Michael Jackson’s being or actions. I became very ill and emotionally/ spiritually exhausted in my quest to save him from certain self-destructive behavior and from the awful vampires and leeches he would always manage to magnetize around him.

Um, no. Comparing Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley is like comparing a BMW to a Mercedes. Yeah, they’re both kinda the same thing, except one doesn’t have a pair of little boy’s Underoos in the glove compartment.

On her MySpace blog posted on Friday called, “He Knew”, Lisa Marie Presley says that Michael Jackson always knew he was going to die like her famous father. This is…

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