Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

  Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As…

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

  Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough. “In an effort to…

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We Have A WinnerBy toddDecember 30, 2015
We Have A Winner


My Chemical Sith


Hey, remember when I said I was working on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review then I said I wasn’t because my heart was sad? Turns out I didn’t have to, because these guys did it for me in the video below. Thanks, these guys who did it for me in the video below.


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My Chemical Sith Hey, remember when I said I was working on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review then I said I wasn’t because my heart was sad? Turns…

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Adam Levine Wants To Bang His Wife Covered In BloodBy toddSeptember 30, 2014

 

I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

  I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

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She’s Single Ya’ll!!!By toddMarch 17, 2010

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Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon in a restaurant or whatever it is this lunatic does, Jason Trawick, Britney’s manager/boyfriend, has split from this hillbilly after dating her for a year. E! News reports:

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News. “They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. Spears and Trawick cooled off over the holidays in December, but rekindled the flame in time to attend the Grammys together on Jan. 31, where Spears was nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Womanizer.” They were last seen in public together on Valentine’s Day at a McDonald’s drive-thru in L.A. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

Britney is a psychotic break waiting to happen, so this can’t be good news. Seemingly the only person with her best interest at heart is now not with her anymore. I give it two weeks before Britney is skinning a possum in the aisle at Target.

Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon…

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Shay Marie LinksBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater]
Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater]
Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking about Corey Haim’s death. “He didn’t want to die.” Really? Thanks for that. [Popeater]
Anne Hathaway needs makeup [Popoholic]
Heidi Klum is topless [Egotastic]
Stephanie Seymour nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie]
Drunk girls of St. Patty’s Day [COED Magazine]
Self-esteem booster [College Humor]
Soledad Ainesa. Damn. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Aniston goes commando [Cityrag]
Tiger Woods is fucked [Cele|bitchy]
I’m marrying this chick. For real. [Heyman Hustle]

I would like to thank Jack over at Maxim for emailing me this today: “Shay Marie. I know she’s not famous, but you should Google this chick…she’s right up your alley.” It’s like he was staring directly into my soul…

Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater] Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater] Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking…

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Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack, Still AliveBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific. Back on March 6, Michael suffered chest pains and was told by his doctor that he needed a heart catheterization.

Michael Lohan married Dina Lohan and his seed made Lindsay Lohan possible, so if anybody deserves to die a painful death, it’s this douchebag (check banner pic for further details). If we’re lucky, maybe this is some new reality show. Final Destination: New Jersey, for instance.

Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports: Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that…

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BROCK SMASH!!!!By toddMarch 16, 2010

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Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate…

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Somebody Cast Heidi MontagBy toddMarch 16, 2010

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Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title for a movie, but I’m sure it sounded like a good thing to say when she was getting uncomfortable during the audition. Hopefully they were able to convince her that ATM was probably the best way to get a speaking part.

Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title…

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Francia Raisa Is New HereBy toddMarch 15, 2010

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I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray some cologne on a dozen roses. Because, let’s face it, I’m in love.

I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray…
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