Taylor Swift’s Ex Wrote A Song About HerBy toddFebruary 27, 2016
Taylor Swift’s Ex Wrote A Song About Her


Before Taylor Swift met Calvin Harris, there was a good chance you’d end up dating her if you just sat still long enough for her to eventually get around to you. One of those people was Matt Healy, the lead singer of 1975. He wrote a song called “Change Of Heart” which pretty much sums up Taylor Swift. 

Lyrics describing a cruel, shallow woman include: “You said I’m full of diseases/Your eyes were full of regret/And then you took a picture of your salad/And put it on the Internet.” A source close to Healy told us, “She may have inspired some of it,” but [the song] “is about more than one girl.”


Whether it is or not, Taylor Swift will make sure we all think her relationship with Calvin Harris is Instagram perfect, so her next album will probably about a barista who forgot the whip or a person on Etsy who got her order wrong. 


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Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob KardashianBy toddJanuary 06, 2016
Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob Kardashian


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.

Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.

$100K?!  Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about. 


Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud. Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his…

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Ronda Rousey’s Painted Ass, Anyone?By toddJanuary 06, 2016
 

Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint

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The 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue drops next month, but I guess they’re dropping teases and stuff already. If the headline wasn’t clear, this is Ronda Rousey’s ass. I hope that was clear. If it’s not, here’s an Instagram pic of her god awful wrist tats. That being said, I’d hit it. Probably not as hard as Holly Holm, though. I’m very gentle and take my time with a lady whenever she has a spare 10-15 mins.


 

Here it is : kodokan flower on the right, octagon on the left by @Hilmartattoos

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Bella Thorne Is Wrecked & LinksBy toddJanuary 06, 2016



Katie Cassidy probably cut something in the ocean (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Men’s rights activists think their Star Wars boycott worked  [   The Superficial   ]

Michael Bay wants to give away all his money to charity, just not now  [  Dlisted   ]

Best Instagram pics of the Clemson cheerleaders  [  COED  ]

The daughter of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco is topless at the beach (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Armanda Barten   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff shows off the bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Stella Maxwell got naked on Instagram  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Taylor Swift wore this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Tarantino called the Confederate flag the “America swastika”  [  The Blemish  ]

Hey there, Anna Schilling  [  Celebslam  ]

Tom Brady’s diet sounds like death  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

  Even the calendar reads W T F after Tuesday #Wrecked #SoulCycle #NewYearsResolution #TooMuchHolidayFood #NotEnoughExercise #GettingStrongAgain A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jan 5, 2016 at 10:54am PST Katie…

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Bristol Palin Might Have Lied About Her PregnancyBy toddJanuary 05, 2016
 

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on



Last time he heard from Bristol Palin, she gave birth to her disappointing miracle on December 23rd. OR DID SHE?! Ok, so here’s the deal: Bristol apparently had the kid on 11/4/2015. Apparently it was the result of a one night stand in Vegas on Valentine’s Day (here’s the selfie. The caption was changed from “The night before the worst mistake of my life.” to “#vegas”). Three months later, Bristol was “blindsided” by her engagement to Dakota Meyer being called off. And according to Sarah Palin’s last kid’s Bristol’s first kid’s (Tripp) stepmom, this pic of Tripp supposedly holding Sailor on Christmas Eve was apparently taken weeks before since Tripp was with his dad on Christmas. You can read the whole, detailed story over here (via ONTD). TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina. 

  My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Dec 24, 2015 at 12:27pm PST Last time…

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Yanet Garcia Has Been Documented In NYCBy toddJuly 27, 2015

Donald Trump is leading all Republican nominees, because his message of hating Mexicans resonates with millions of Republicans. But most of those people can’t afford Internet and meth at the same time, so they’ve probably never seen Yanet Garcia. So if you haven’t, this is what her ass looks like in a dress. This is what it looks like not in a dress (brace yourselves). I’m pretty sure this is why El Chapo escaped. 

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Farrah Abraham’s Vagina Is Gonna Be A Sex ToyBy toddSeptember 24, 2013

As told in The Book of Ruth, God's chosen one, Farrah Abraham, lied about making a sex tape then set the guy she made it with up to further her fame, then she traveled to a distant land in Chatsworth, CA to take a mold of her vagina so she can sell technically sell her pussy without being a prostitute. Radar Online reports:

The Teen Mom turned porn star is taking her sex symbol status to a whole new level with a new line of sex toys molded from her private parts — and only RadarOnline.com has the behind-the-scenes video of how Farrah stripped down to have the toys made! Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales. Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah. As this exclusive behind-the-scenes video shows, Farrah was thrilled to browse the selection of samples during a recent visit to company headquarters, happily posing for photos with oversized dildos, vibrators, and sex dolls. “We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity,” Scott Tucker, the company’s CEO, told Radar. “We’re eagerly looking forward to working with Farrah on promoting her amazing new line of pleasure products and we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sorry, the sun just up came in NC. I embedded the video just so you can see the part where Farrah says, "Ok, so the thing about The Rabbit, like, I have one at home, and also like the anal part on it, like, the anal parts are never like long enough. So I want that changed." And then the other lady's reaction is just to simply nod and do a "K" in her head. Anyway, Farrah Abraham looks like a Transfomer that turns into horse, so hopefully they'll make that toy at some point.

 

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India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 24, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

Kanye West At His Kanyest [Dlisted]

Let Jessica Alba Fill Your Day With Nonsense [Fishwrapper]

Kelly Brook's White Lace Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kim Kardashian Came Out of Hiding [The Superficial]

Amy Childs Has A Lot To Give [Hollywood Tuna

AnnaSophia Robb Got Back Baby [Popoholic]

Soon You Can Buy A Rubber Mold Of Backdoor Farrah’s Parts (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Jon Jones is no match for Wladimir Klitschko [TMZ]

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Eddie Cibrian looks 10 years younger in Calabasas while LeAnn Rimes is away [Celebitchy]

5 Best Dressed at BAFTA Los Angeles TV Tea party [Moe Jackson]

Under the Skin has sort of a Species vibe to it [Film Drunk]

Tina Fey had a little wardrobe malfunction [Celebslam]

The 30 Sexiest Bisexual Celebrities [COED Magazine]

Chris Brown Is Being Kept Down by the Man [The Blemish]

In The Battle Of Kelly Clarkson VS Jane Austen, Jane Austen Won [Evil Beet Gossip]

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Mock Steelers’ Dan Rooney [Crave Online]

Feud: Lady Gaga vs. Adam Levine [Popbytes]

Kim Kardashian’s Pure Honey Fragrance Ad Revealed [Hollywood Life]

Stephen King Gives Zero Damns [Blabberazzi]

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Hey There Nikki Leigh, LinksBy toddJune 19, 2013

Kate Moss Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life [The Superficial]

Eva Longoria Musters Up Some Impressive Cleavage [Popoholic]

Lucy Pinder’s Ultimate Photo Collection [Hollywood Tuna]

This Definitely Needs More Prancing Camel Toe [Dlisted

"One day I found her in bed with someone else" (NSFW) [MyEx]

Mariah Carey was on a boat, in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Johnny Depp on drinking, smoking, Vanessa, and underwear [Lainey Gossip]

Brooke Mueller quit Betty Ford rehab because it was ‘too hard’ and she hated chores [Celebitchy]

Eva Longoria & The Cast of “Devious Maids” at Premiere Party [Moe Jackson]

Andrew Garfield will be playing Spider-man until he’s 35 [Film Drunk]

Paige Butcher is still in Hawaii [Celebslam]

The 25 Hottest Women Of Summer TV 2013 [COED Magazine]

Edward Furlong Continues To Be An Abusive Jerk [Evil Beet Gossip]

Review: Monsters University [Crave Online]

Is this John Mayer’s revenge Taylor Swift song? [Popbytes] http://popbytes.com/is-this-john-mayers-revenge-taylor-swift-song/

Kate Moss Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life [The Superficial] Eva Longoria Musters Up Some Impressive Cleavage…

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Russell Brand Divorced Katy Perry Over TextBy toddJune 18, 2013
Russell Brand Divorced Katy Perry Over Text

 

Katy Perry just got her first Vogue cover and in addtion to getting her picture taken, she said some words. Here are a few of those words.

“He’s a very smart man, a magical man and I was in love with him when I married him. “Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."

So, how insufferable and annoying do you have to be for your husband to send you a text saying "we're getting divorced lol" then never make contact with you again? I don't know the scientific measurement for that, but I assume it's pretty high.

 

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