Megan Fox Got Hit By A Drunk DriverBy toddDecember 05, 2014

I was nervous when I saw this on TMZ because I thought Megan Fox would more plastic surgery. Whew.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green had a rough Thursday night, when they were sideswiped near Mulholland Drive by a drunk driver. We’re told Brian was driving a Range Rover at 9:30 PM when a Mini Cooper going in the opposite direction crossed over the yellow line and somewhat violently sideswiped them … enough to blow a tire. The Mini Cooper spun around and eventually stopped. Brian called the cops, they came and arrested the Mini driver. Our law enforcement sources say the 35-year-old guy was twice the legal limit.

Well, I’m glad she’s ok and isn’t dead. That would have made me sad. Oh, and Brian Austin Green is totally fine as well, and that really should be expected since Megan has willingly allowed him to impregnate her twice so luck has clearly been on his side for a while now.

I was nervous when I saw this on TMZ because I thought Megan Fox would more plastic surgery. Whew. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green had a rough Thursday night,…

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Are You Ready For Some Firing?!By toddOctober 06, 2011

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As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has killed six million people. Makes sense. TMZ reports:

The Monday Night party is over for Hank Williams … ESPN has just fired the singer, days after he compared President Obama to Hitler. ESPN had already pulled the song from Monday’s game while they mulled Williams’ fate — but now, it’s permanent. ESPN released a statement, saying, “We appreciate his contributions over the past years. The success of Monday Night Football has always been about the games and that will continue.” As we previously reported, Williams went on Fox News earlier this week, and referred to Obama and Joe Biden as “the enemy.” He later called his comments “dumb” — but never really apologized for saying them.

Teabaggers and Republicans Everybody (including Hank himself) has been on the Internet today saying that his 1st Amendment rights have been violated. Jesus. Let me explain this to everyone. The 1st Amendment doesn’t apply when the government isn’t involved. If you represent a private corporation and you say something stupid to millions of people then they have every right to fire you. If Hank Williams, Jr. had said that on FOX News then Obama had a sniper shoot him, then yes, his 1st Amendment rights would have been violated. If you want to say you’re defending the Constitution, I don’t know, maybe you should understand it first.

As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has…
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Courtney Stodden Is A Great Wife, Not At All An Attention WhoreBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all the rumors that everything on her is fake. Seriously. And I believe her. Because when I think “all natural”, I automatically think perfectly round oversized implants, fake eyelashes, and a spray tan that makes you look like a bengal tiger with rosacea.

Note: In case you fully aren’t convinced this chick is crazy, read her Twitter. Or just stop by a psychiatric ward and ask somebody to write something. Trust me, it will be the same thing.

pic source = Egotastic!

Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here’s Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all…

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Jessica Biel Is At Paris Fashion WeekBy toddOctober 06, 2011

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Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out of a car like her OB/GYN wasn’t waiting on the curb. All of this leads me to believe that there is no God.

Like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel is in Paris for Fashion Week. But unlike Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel hasn’t sucked a dick for blow this week and managed to get out…

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Lindsay Lohan Seems ChangedBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing to her immune system and the legal system for four years now. Good for her. Maybe Dina Lohan is planning to kill her at 27 so she can pretend Lindsay was a legend. Or maybe they just plan to drink some of this later. “Ron and coke” seems like something Lindsay would be interested in.

Lindsay Lohan‘s next probation progress hearing is this month, but since she doesn’t give a fuck, here she is in Paris posing for Terry Richardson doing what she’s been doing…

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Kim Kardashian Bought A Car, Dropped SomethingBy toddOctober 05, 2011

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In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K of her blood money to buy a Ferrari in Los Angeles this weekend. I don’t know, $325K seems like a lot of money to spend on something she can’t drive. Hopefully she’s thinking about ways to get that money back. Things like trying to star in Tupac’s next unreleased sex tape. Sometimes in business you have to think outside the box. Not her literal box, mind you, but the figurative box. Just wanted to point that out in case you misunderstood what I was saying.

In what must have been a complete accident and total coincidence, Kim Kardashian wore a low cut dress then dropped her purse in full view of paparazzi while spending $325K…

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Sit Down GrandmaBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep C and a vagina that looks like the eye of Sauron. Ooh, la la!

Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep…

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She’s Laughing At YouBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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I’m gonna try to say this in the nicest way possible, but if Christina Hendricks didn’t look like she could breastfeed Grendel she would probably be hoping to get a call from Lane Bryant and giving head to play a dead body on CSI: Greensboro. And the last one might not work, because she’s pale and has fangs. I get the feeling if she went down on me she’d bring out a bottle of hot sauce at some point.

I’m gonna try to say this in the nicest way possible, but if Christina Hendricks didn’t look like she could breastfeed Grendel she would probably be hoping to get a…

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Lindsay Strutt Is New HereBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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Sorry about yesterday, but apparently my intestines wanted to get some fresh air, so to make it up to you, here’s Lindsay Strutt doing what comes naturally. I don’t know if you can tell what that is yet. I would say more, but I don’t want to ruin the surprise!

Sorry about yesterday, but apparently my intestines wanted to get some fresh air, so to make it up to you, here’s Lindsay Strutt doing what comes naturally. I don’t know…

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Megan Fox Is Insecure, Hates WomenBy toddFebruary 16, 2010

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Megan Fox is on the cover of the March issue of W magazine, so that means they had to interview her. And as we know, Megan Fox + tape recorder = rambling psychosis.
Us Magazine
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“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image,” the actress, 23, tells the March issue of W magazine. “But with me, it does, immediately. As soon as I’m in underwear, I’m a Vargas girl,” adds Fox, referring to the curvy women featured in ads from the 1940s. Fox says she has “no confidence, and because of that, I’m always second-guessing myself.” She also doesn’t have a lot of famous friends (besides beau Brian Austin Green, whom she’s been dating on and off since 2004).”I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested,” she tells the magazine.

I wanna plow Megan Fox’s anus like Britney Spears in an overturned McDonald’s truck, but that’s pretty much it. I’d rather have a bear trap on my head than listen to her talk for five minutes, but luckily for me, that’s pretty much all the time I’ll need. Who are we kidding? The condom will even be giving me a look of disappointment.

Megan Fox is on the cover of the March issue of W magazine, so that means they had to interview her. And as we know, Megan Fox + tape recorder…

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