Ryan Gosling Is A Dad NowBy toddSeptember 16, 2014
Ryan Gosling Is A Dad Now

 

I forgot Eva Mendes was pregnant. Luckily, the baby did not.

Hey girl, indeed! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl on Friday, Sept. 12, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.

So there’s a four day old human alive right now because Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had unprotected sex. At what point does this baby just stare at herself in a mirror all day? Six months old?

 

  I forgot Eva Mendes was pregnant. Luckily, the baby did not. Hey girl, indeed! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl on Friday, Sept. 12, multiple sources…

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Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’By toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’

 

Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and wants the guy prosecuted for making criminal threats … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the nuclear blow up at a Beverly Hills medical building tell TMZ … the guy screamed at Kim, "I WILL KILL YOU, SLUT" … and THAT Kim believes is a crime. TMZ broke the story … the guy had been yelling at paps outside the building as Kim showed up.  He apparently tried to help her get in the building, but when he started ranting at photogs, calling them "n****rs" and  "f****ts" … Kim called him out and he then went crazy on her. For some reason, Kim called Kanye in the middle of the guy's rant and the guy screamed that Kanye was an "n****r," and it all culminated in confrontation in a chiropractor's waiting room when Kanye barged in and punched the guy.  Now Kanye is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation. Kim has already met with her lawyer and they decided they will mount a counterattack by filing a police report.

I really don't have the time nor the energy in 2014 to even try to understand why people still feel the need to use a phrase like this or even feel compelled to scream this at a total stranger who could you and your family several times over, so I won't. However, say whatever bad stuff you want to say about Kanye West (and it would probably be true), but if an ignorant dumbass disrespects or causes the woman you love any type of pain, sometimes you're left with no alternative but to teach him he shouldn't say those things by forcing him to put those words and his teeth back in his mouth.

 

*THIS DAY IN 2014: Todd defended Kanye West

 

  Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and…

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Kaley Cuoco Seems FunBy toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kaley Cuoco Seems Fun

 

Kaley Cuoco is the most unattractive hot chick in Hollywood, and she just fulfilled her lifelong dream of marrying the first dude who asked, but all that gets wiped away because she posted this pic Sunday night on Twitter. Turns out that drunk white girls posting their boobs is the kinda thing we post here.

  Kaley Cuoco is the most unattractive hot chick in Hollywood, and she just fulfilled her lifelong dream of marrying the first dude who asked, but all that gets wiped…

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Here’s All The Chicks You Want To See From The Golden Globes. Trust MeBy toddJanuary 13, 2014

My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something you'd stab then run away screaming if you saw them on the street. Also, the keyword for this post is "boobs". Everyone likes boobs!

My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something…

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Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy NowBy toddJanuary 13, 2014
Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy Now

 

Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized ass sticking in the air, I'm more concerned about who this "Kim" she's talking about. Because if she's talking about her sister, either Kim's ass was amputated recently or is being used my Eskimos. A more likely scenario is, of course, Photoshop. Because we all know how Kim Kardashian likes to take pictures where you can't see or face and kinda can make out her ass. But if you disagree, you're obviously just a hater who hates women's bodies. Take it away, Kim.

Preach! LOL thank you! It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated! RT @drea62821: @KimKardashian Stop #hating people! Why is it so hard to believe she works out hard for her body? Let her be skinny in peace!You look great!

Yes. That's it. Hard work. Because if Kim Kardashian is known for anything, it's her tireless work ethic and selfless example to women with body issues. I would punch the computer screen right now but I just got a manicure.

 

  Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized…

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Kate Beckinsale Looks…Ummm…DifferentBy toddJanuary 13, 2014

 

Hey, remember when Kate Beckinsale used to be one of the hottest chicks on Earth and would talk about banging and wearing lingerie around the house all the time? Good times, good times. Now instead of doing all that, she must must have found a really good groupon on Botox because she looks like this now. Specifically, like something you could order from Japan that would come to your door in discreet packaging..

  Hey, remember when Kate Beckinsale used to be one of the hottest chicks on Earth and would talk about banging and wearing lingerie around the house all the time?…

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Katy Perry And Russell Brand Are Getting A DivorceBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Man, I don’t think anybody saw this coming. Hahaha, I’m totally kidding. We all did. MSNBC reports:

Rumors have been swirling for some time, but now it’s official. Comedian and actor Russell Brand and singer Katy Perry have filed for divorce. Brand cites “irreconcilable differences” in the petition, filed in Los Angeles. The 36-year-old British comedian told AP on Friday: “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.” The couple wed Oct. 23, 2010, in a traditional Hindu ceremony near the tiger sanctuary in India where Brand had proposed.

If this site has taught you anything, it’s that I like skinny brunettes with big tits. But one more thing its taught you is that as soon as a celebrity couple comes out in interviews and talk shows and say they love each other very much and that their marriage is perfectly fine, that means they’ve already been talking to lawyers for at least two months. I hope nobody is shocked by this news. If you are, I’m sure Russell Brand would call you to talk you down and tell you everything will be okay, but he might be busy jerking off in a high school girl’s mouth at the moment.

Man, I don’t think anybody saw this coming. Hahaha, I’m totally kidding. We all did. MSNBC reports: Rumors have been swirling for some time, but now it’s official. Comedian and…

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Rihanna Is In A BikiniBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Rihanna is in Barbados right now and being in Barbados means being in a bikini in English I think. Not pictured is the shark who jumped up later and punched her in the face and bit her leg off. Oh, don’t worry. She’s fine. She forgave him and they’re flirting back and forth on Twitter now.

Rihanna is in Barbados right now and being in Barbados means being in a bikini in English I think. Not pictured is the shark who jumped up later and punched…

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Maria Menounos Is In A BikiniBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Maria Menounos has been around forever (yet she’s only 33) and I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she’s on television holding a microphone a lot and I know her last name’s spellcheck suggestion is “menopause”. So in addition to the wealth of information I just shared with you about somebody you kinda know from that one thing maybe, here’s that somebody in a bikini in Miami yesterday. I don’t know. She probably should have started doing this a long time ago. She could have rocketed to fame and hosted something with Mario Lopez by now.

Maria Menounos has been around forever (yet she’s only 33) and I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she’s on television holding a microphone a lot and…

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Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul, Sort OfBy jessDecember 30, 2011

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Kelly Clarkson came under fire when she voiced her support for Ron Paul. E! Online reports:

To Kelly Clarkson, the Republican presidential field would suck without Ron Paul. But, the pop star explained adamantly after her endorsement of the Texas congressman was met with many boos and hisses from the peanut gallery, that doesn’t mean she endorses the party line. “I am really sorry if I have offended anyone,” Clarkson wrote on whosay, responding to the backlash to her “I love Ron Paul!” Facebook post. “Obviously that was not my intent,” she continued. “I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women’s rights, men’s rights, white/black/purple/orange rights. I like Ron Paul because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country. That is all. Out of all of the Republican nominees, he’s my favorite.”

I’m not here to get political, but have you seen or heard any of the Republican nominees this election? Saying Ron Paul is the best Republican candidate is like saying Khloe is the smartest Kardashian. In any case, if I wanted Kelly Clarkson’s opinion on anything, it wouldn’t be who to vote for. It’d be on strawberry frosted versus Boston creme.

Kelly Clarkson came under fire when she voiced her support for Ron Paul. E! Online reports: To Kelly Clarkson, the Republican presidential field would suck without Ron Paul. But, the…

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