Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 05, 2013
Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links

 

Amber Portwood is Back To Show You How Real Teen Mom Crazy Is Done [Dlisted]

Things Are Starting to Seem Real Shady in The Rimes-Cibrian Household [Fishwrapper]

Lizzy Cundy Slips Out a Nipple in her Gold Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts! [The Superficial

Kate Beckinsale Is Still One Of the Hottest MILFs [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde Shows Off Her Pregnant Belly And Her Groovy Curves [Popoholic]

Some idiot set his wife on fire at a gas station (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito shouted the N-word [TMZ]

Chris Kirkpatrick got married this weekend [Lainey Gossip]

‘Fifth Estate’ director blames box office bomb on Julian Assange, not Cumberbatch [Celebitchy]

Bikini-Clad Arianny Celeste Runs Around The Beach With Her Dog Bentley [Moe Jackson]

The week in entertainment lawsuits [Film Drunk]

Oh hi Jessica Simpson [Celebslam]

Candice Swanepoel And The Victoria's Secret Holiday 2013 Ad Gets The GIF Treatment [COED Magazine]

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie, Then Not [The Blemish]

Drew Barrymore Is Pregnant! [Evil Beet Gossip]

Resident Evil 5 is Capcom’s Best Selling Game Ever [Crave Online]

Lea Michele opens up to ELLE about Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Khloe Kardashian Says Lamar Odom Has ‘Emotional’ Issues [Hollywood Life]

 

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F-U-Seek-LinKsBy daveMarch 12, 2009

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK]

Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left smirking…[LaineyGossip]

Vanessa Hudgen’s crack is already starting to peek out, and it’s only Thursday. Her crack is like the Punxsutawney Phil of the weekend. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey have really latched on to this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. [FadedYouthBlog]

Lily Allen got angry at the paparazzi. This happens so frequently that I’m starting to think it’s synced her menstrual cycle. Because I’m a guy, and that’s what I’m conditioned to blame things on. [ImNotObsessed]

Someone has came up with a crazy conspiracy theory (more…)

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK] Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left…

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Doutzen Kroes is at the BeachBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been told that I’m really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.

Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been…

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Miranda Kerr Isn’t GayBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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It goes without saying that Miranda Kerr is a piece of ass, but do all gay fashion guys have to look like Christian Siriano? I hate to sound like a prick here, but the only way he could be any gayer if he had fairy wings and a sparkly magic wand. Look, I’m trying to support gay marriage here. But when I see you in a parade wearing a pink tube top and twirling a baton, you can see how that would make me feel a little uncomfortable about my decision.

It goes without saying that Miranda Kerr is a piece of ass, but do all gay fashion guys have to look like Christian Siriano? I hate to sound like a…

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Jessica Simpson is DesperateBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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While she’s been on tour opening for Rascal Flatts, Jessica Simpson has been telling anyone in the audience who will listen that Tony Romo is the love of her life and how she wants to marry him and the spend forever skipping through a daffodil meadow. Mostly because her career mostly involves her movies going straight to DVD and her concerts not being able to sell out a high school gym. So of course Romo would propose on Christmas, right? New Year’s? Valentine’s Day? How about never. OK! Magazine reports:

“Jessica was really hoping that she was going to get an engagement ring,” says a source close to Simpson. “She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year’s Eve. Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine’s Day–but he didn’t.”But she shouldn’t have been surprised. As OK! previously reported, Tony seemed distracted during a Feb. 13 dinner with Jess at NYC hotspot Waverly Inn, where he spent 15 minutes texting on his iPhone. “Jessica was not happy,” an eyewitness tells OK!, adding that the Dukes of Hazzard star tried desperately to get Tony to focus on her. “He just wasn’t picking up on the fact that she was starting to lose her patience.”…”You know, I really thought he was going to make it happen this time. I thought he was ready to propose,” Jess told Ashlee, according to a friend. “I know Tony loves me, but I don’t know if he’ll ever propose.” “Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters,” the insider tells OK!. “And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind–probably not for years.”

Seriously, would anybody want to marry Jessica Simpson? I mean, she looks less fat in these pictures, but I’m pretty sure if you took an X-ray of her brain it would be a picture of a car on cinder blocks or a donkey being pushed up a hill.

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While she’s been on tour opening for Rascal Flatts, Jessica Simpson has been telling anyone in the audience who will listen that Tony Romo is the love of her life…

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