Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret DayBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her PornBy toddApril 29, 2013
Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn

 

In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 
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Does God Have A Plan For Tim Tebow?By toddApril 29, 2013

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports:

Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: "We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.

It's pretty hard to understand how a player who can't play quarterback in the NFL is on an NFL roster as a quarterback, but it looks like that experiment is over. If you can't take a job away from Mark Sanchez, then I really don't know what to tell you. All this means is that Tebow gets a headstart to open his megachurch. So don't feel bad for Tebow. He'll be getting a pay raise.

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Gwen Stefani Is Miley Cyrus, LinksBy toddApril 29, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's See Through Blouse (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now [The Superficial]
It’s A Mega Drool-Inducing Julianne Hough And Nina Dobrev Bikini Team-Up! [Popoholic]

Kendall Jenner's Ass In A Bikini [MyEx]
Ashley Tisdale Works It Good! [Hollywood Tuna]
The $17 Million Rhode Island Mansion That Dozens Of Break-Up Songs Bought [Dlisted]
TIP: Don't bang your husband's best friend the night before your wedding (NSFW) [MyEx]
Need To Take Your Own Breathalyzer? There's A App For That [UDrunkBro]
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart are dating [Lainey Gossip]
Benedict Cumberbatch on wanting to be a dad, loving England & being ‘middle class’ [Celebitchy]
Sunnery James Proudly Hit Up Miami Beach With Doutzen Kroes [Moe Jackson]
Is Big Wedding terrible or a brilliant satire? [Film Drunk]
Nicole Scherzinger is bouncy [Celebslam]
The OKC Thunder cheerleaders look just fine [COED Magazine]
It’s a Sneak Peek of ‘Arrested Development’ [The Blemish]
So, Nicki Minaj Is An Actress Now? [Evil Beet Gossip]
It’s Official: Jets Fans Say Jets Suck [Crave Online]
Jennifer Aniston refuses to sign a prenup agreement [Popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan's See Through Blouse (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now [The Superficial] It’s A Mega Drool-Inducing Julianne Hough And Nina…

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